Cutting season

this

she was simply looking for someone to talk to while working out

but this is a good news for you. You dont look like a creep

You bailed on the one thing cardio is good for op, good job.

thanks for the juicy test i needed it.

None, she was practicing pounding Chad's dick

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But what kind of environment is that for conversation. People so uncouth.

how do you guys resist the urge to slap a girl's ass when she is wearing compression pants at the gym?

i couldn't resist and walked up to this chick squatting in yoga shorts and slapped her ass... i got kicked out but it's not like it was my fault

*bbbrrrRRRPPT!*
oops! that one just slipped out ^^
tee hee

>how do you guys resist the urge to slap a girl's ass when she is wearing compression pants at the gym?

By considering I will be kicked at best. At worst get the cops called on me and lose my life and anal virginity in prison

it's just so juicy and fleshy though...like my hand needs to spank it once..

it's like moth to a flame

>see qt at gym
>smile and make pleasant banter
>wonder how to move past the next level without dropping spaghetti in the middle of a crowded gym

I got a better autism story for you guys...

>college gym about 4 years ago
>just getting set up on one of the power racks
>gorgeous sleek haired brunette chick who I later found out was on our school's volleyball team comes over and asks if she can do pull ups on the rack
>she asks if I can spot her and get her to 10 reps
>put my hands on her knees and spot her to where her ass ends up 2 inches in front of my face at the top of each rep
>my legs are jello and I'm out of breath from doing 8 sets of 15 front squats zero blood going to either brain or penis
>thanks for the spot! My names Christina by the way. I got you if you ever need a spot! hehe :^)
>"no problem"
>as I'm about to unlock my apartment door I realize what I had done
>slam head against door
>order supreme meat lovers pizza in depression

Yeah how the fuck DO you do that?
Alright I got an idea;
Talk to her a bit, do your sets, get done and meet up with her afterwards, THEN ask for her number when you get away from the people in the gym.

Not him but pls respond ;_;

"Hey it was nice talking to you, me and some friends are going to *insert social event here* would you like to come?"

If all goes well and she says yes and you would like to pursue her further...

"I had a lot of fun, would you want to go to dinner tomorrow night just you and me?"

It's really that easy bro. I believe in you

i would not be able to resist shoving my face in an ass if it's that close

Yeah but don't do it around everyone. You'll make yourself look like a fag.

realistically? probably nothing.

>as I'm about to unlock my apartment door I realize what I had done

I'm confused, what did you do?

He thinks the girl talking to him means she wanted to have a life together, get married, have kids, etc.

What if you don't have friends? Also wouldn't they have to be really good friends for you to introduce her to them on your first meeting? It would be kind of awkward if they aren't really close friends

youtube.com/watch?v=hOe_Y_JjjB0

Everytime

What about your mom's ass? Should someone just grab that whenever they feel like it?
What if some gay dude liked your ass and since it's "so juicy and fleshy tho" thought he'd give it a grab?
All good, right?

WEW

>talking with dick in mouth
really user...

Damn.

That's a good ending. The sad part is I can live with that though.

I thought they meant he should kill himself

Probably not but that's just your interpretation mate.

>Grill smiles in my direction
>Smile back just in case
>she passes me
>look behind me no one there

She did it again an hour later, what does this mean?

She's looking for a meal ticket.

>wow, did that douche actually get on the elliptical behind me so he can watch my ass?
>I'll show him, I'll get up in his space and chase him off, teach him a lesson
>yay, it worked, time for lunch with my girls, wait till I tell them, they'll laugh too.

>fat dudes not ready to cut season
>walking at a light pace on treadmill after workout and it stops working
>2/10 dyel in gym shorts behind me
>so many free treadmills, decide to see if he'll spill some spaghetti
>get on the elliptical right fucking next to him
>laughing internally
>stare at him while he acts autistic
>his head stays down the entire time
>after 5 minutes he hops off and runs away spilling spaghetti everywhere
>looks back at me
>still laughing internally
>leave treadmill with random workout I selected even though it had 15 minutes left

Probably thinks I'm into him

Wow.... You don't bring the friends dude it's just to get her fucking near you to smash.... Wow just woooooowwww

I'm pretty sure he realized he didn't like the second possibility so he knew his only course of action was to talk to her and become a part of her life.

Shit, actually?

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PAAPAPAPAP PPAPAPAPA PAPAPAPA PAPAPAPA PAPAPAPA RRRRPRPPPAAAAA*

She asserted her dominance.

You know what would be great?
If the guy at the end, after all his thoughts, approaches her and she says "fuck off!".

Do guys really do this? Fantasize about a future together with someone you don't know?

She's doing dynamic stretching, dyels. (Albeit, in tight legwear but I'm not complaining since I'm not gay)

You know that thing you do so you would have more mobility and so that your muscles wouldn't ache the day after

>Women dislike attention

>supreme meat lovers pizza
Bet you did you fag

Braaaaaaaap

I have done that in the past now I'm older and I know better

hnnnnnng
brehs?

BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPFRRTTTTTT*

mmmm yes, quite potent my dear. How about another one, please dearie?

youtube.com/watch?v=PS3yT3VccT0

yeah

She basicly raped you

>tfw so relatable that it was even shot in the city you live

>man: overcome your insecurities and anxiety and force yourself onto strangers risking rejection and ridicule for a chance to MAYBE find happiness
>woman: just be there

Why wasn't I born on easy mode? Nobody consulted me on this.