In the locker room changing

>in the locker room changing
>old guy comes in
>strips completely naked shamelessly in front of the lockers
>slowly walks over to the showers

Why do old people do this?

Why don't you do this?

Tiny peepee

that hurt to watch, source on it?

They're alpha

Your life: The Movie

jokes on you, i've never touched a woman

Why should we be ashamed?

Yes, I'm an old guy. And yes, I walk naked in the looker room when I'm going to shower. Why not?

Does it make you uncomfortable to see another man naked? Do you stop and think about it? Why is that? Why do you think about our naked bodies so much that you are still thinking about it when you get home? Still thinking about it in your relaxing time - so you put it on a message board?

You seem to be mind-locked on old naked men. And that says way more about you than it does about other men going to wash themselves without shame.

Homo.

old people simply don't give a fuck anymore, that's the recipe for true happiness

thats what you do when you aren't a closet fag.

guys who cover up in the locker room are closet fags. forget about op

SAVAGE

>those stupid fake lips

when will this horrendous trend die

I'm 24 and strip naked for shower, the reason why it is mostly old men is because they are not insecure about their sexuality, apparently you are OP better start sucking their cocks.

>be me
>gym locker room at the y
>old man jenkins enters
>already naked
>must have been prepared
>pats everyone on back
>stands next to someone in showers
>doesnt wash
>just gets wet
>poorly dries off
>gold bonding nuts
>hand dryers self
>gold bond explodes off
>cloud of nut powder
>smiling like a madman
>puts clothes on backwards then leaves

>be in the 75 plus club
>married your model wife at the age of 16
>have great-grandkids that continue to pass on the model tier genes while you turn to a shriveled raisin
>go to the gym to kill time while retired
>have no shame in showing the device used to create a model tier family because not insecure, thus married for 40+ years to a model
IDK user, maybe you should have married a model at 16 to avoid this

>Why do old people do this?

kid, those people saw shit you couldn't even imagine. They fought the most brutal war that ever took place on earth. They don't give a fuck what some punk ass 19 year old who is scared of talking to girls thinks. They don't give a single fuck because its such an insignificant thing to them. Witnessing shit in japan or germany? They don't give a single fuck if you have to see their balls, have some respect for your elders, faggot

90 day fiance
Chick is some russian using the fattie for money/green card.

I think she's a mail-order bride.

60-70 year olds today didn't fight in ww2, holy shit you are dumb.

My gym explicitly states that you must be clothed at all times.

Fucking pervs

The old people I see doing this are all baby boomers. WWII vets are almost all dead by now.

>be me in college
>lift 4 years, still twink/otter mode manlet dyel
>not insecure about body anyway
>showering
>old man walks by, glances at me
>I look him in the eye because Im not gonna be a bitch
>he walks by again
>how odd
>then he approaches me
>"you wan so.. ejgpwejgpo"
>Lean towards him, excuse me what?
>"Do you want some action"
>points at my dick
>OH...n-no..
>He quickly scurries off
>Hah and wtf at the same time
>See support from friends
>they laugh and now its a thing to ask me if I want some action
>See him in gym the rest of the year
>He can't even look at me

>making eye contact with people while showering.

that's totally an invite to fuck. like what were you even thinking? imagine if you were in the old guys position, would you think that some skinny faggot that's not trying to hide anything and makes eye contact with you is being alpha or looking for gay action?

Yea this makes sense in retrospect. I thought my n-no homo was showing tho...

Kek'd hard

She shouldn't have dressed like a slut if she didn't want it.

nice tits

She wants it, just not from him

Only an Americlap would think that was odd. Have you never spent time in a communal shower, washroom, or bathhouse?

>Why do old people do this?
weak

Yeah, she wants to be hot shit like IG models but she's not that pretty. Nice body though.

>be young guy (26)
>shamelessly walk around naked in locker room.

Never got why my generation gives a shit.

>get out of locker room shower
>see old naked man
>purposefully bend over near him and chill out naked for a few minutes to give him a show
>get a semi

The youngest surviving WW2 vet is 87 years old. War ended in 1945.

Old people don't give a fuck. And honestly, if I'm 80 and giong to kick the bucket soon I wouldn't either.

Only thing that was showing was your semi. Stop lying to yourself, you're not straight.

Bingo.

>Why do old people do this?
Theyre too old to give a fuck
It starts happening when you reach 25 for minor things, the older you get the less of a fuck you give

Until eventually you can walk around bare ass naked without giving a fuck

Because they don't give a fuck what insecure dicklets on Veeky Forums think of their junk

Why don't you?

did you get a semi or did he get a semi?

Alpha as fuck

i need to know which episode

I thought those two were siblings?

yes yes but which episode hmmm

Shoulda said vietnam, dipshit..

Its season 4. Go to wikipedia, search for the word "russia" on the page, youll find her. he's a former drug dealer rich as fuck, she's a russian "model". he fell in love with her pictures, took her to travel through europe, but she demands expensive gifts and shit, even told him to sell his car to give her a 300 000 dollar ring.

He said she only liked him for his money, she said so what? you only like me for my looks

absolutely unashamed whore looking for a sugar daddy finds a massive sucker

there you have it. he probably did fuck her before but she did NOT want to be seen on TV making out with that cuck

harsh

18 year old here and same.
I strut around locker rooms swinging my dick around