We've made it with our muscles, but how do we make it with women?

We've made it with our muscles, but how do we make it with women?

When you go on a date, how do I treat women?

I'm thinking about going in all cool like the Driver and not saying much. I appreciate any tips tho

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>I'm thinking about going in all cool like the Driver and not saying much.

i mean, you got it already

this, let them talk, ask questions in lulls, seem interested in them. people love talking about themselves.

Try to have a normal conversation like a perfectly sane and stable human being.

>normal conversation like a perfectly sane and stable human being.
its like you dont know what website youre on

>I'm thinking about going in all cool like the Driver and not saying much

you know even he sounded autistic in that movie, right? Could you imagine what kind of vibe your ugly ass would give off doing it?

she would probably call the police

>not saying much

unless you're an 11/10 you can't do that shit reeeee

I have a full suit ready and I've been practicing imitating Ryan and memorizing some lines, but I've never actually gone with a grill. I have a date this weekend, I'll take them out on a drive

Wish me luck

What the fuck

kys

manlet

y-you're kidding right

This is funnier than it has any right to be

REAL HUMAN BEAN

A REAL HERO

treat them like dudes, especially when you have sex with them. Givem a blow jay, finger their prostate, lick their balls, etc it's super easy to make a guy come

>When you go on a date, how do I treat women?

How the fuck would I know user?

DYEL?

>being this autistic

>so much autism he might just make it

Screencap please

We have a case of clinical autism

>I'll take them out on a drive
a-a return trip?

Do you drive?

being a quiet autist only works you're the best-looking in your area.

if you're an 8.5 or lower girls will give up and move to the next 8.0 guy who is talkative.

FULL AUTISM

I regret posting this now
This is a picture of me coming out of the DMV actually, Drive inspired me to get my license

>straight outta DMV

I need advice
>Girl I've liked for a long ass time who was in a relationship broke up with her bf awhile ago
>Didn't immediately move into anything with her cause I didn't wanna rush her into anything
>Still have gotten super close in the past month
>Invite her over to study last night
>Go pick her up, meet her entire family
>Go to my house, spend 4 hours together in my room, studied a bit but mostly just talked
>Got really close when she was helping me with something, had my arm resting on her leg, hands constantly touching, tons of tension
>Take her home, get out to hug her, we hug for longer than we usually do, we separate our heads a bit, she looks up and I look down, we have a moment and then kiss
>Kiss twice then she says bye and walks away into her house.....???
>text her when I get home something like sorry about that, I don't want to rush you into anything you're uncomfortable with
>She replied that it's fine and she wasn't uncomfortable
>See her at school today, we get to school at the same time and have a class at the same time so we always walk together and get food afterwards together
>Wasn't awkward, just completely normal
I dunno what to do or say or how to move forward

>We've made it with our muscles
speak for yourself

the most embarrassing thing about this is how many people think its real

hang out again, duh.

Just ask her, dammit. It hurts to see this.

this book is pretty useful in my opinion: thematinggrounds.com/

(the podcast audios are cool too)

>People unironically believe this.
This is stolen from a cosplay blog called "I hate Peacocks" It's from a cosplay event.
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Literally kill yourself.