>wanted a quiet workout
>go to gym at 2am
>haha, no ones here
>in the middle of bench press
>some guy comes speeding through the parking lot, hear him slam his car door and rattle at the gym door handle
>think to myself "here we fucking go"
>fat bald guy jumps on the treadmill and starts walking at 5mph
Get out! Reeeeeee!
5mph is a pretty fast walking speed tbqh familam
It's a brisk walk! Reeeee!
>be publicgymfag
>11AM Tuesday morning
>walk in
>gym totally full
>fucking line for everything
>everyone is just walking around in circles pretending to be resting, in reality just scavenging to find an available machine to workout on
>find an open machine
>run at it like a fucking cheetah
>hear a shriek from the other end of the gym
>"excuse me, we're using that, sorry"
>fucking personal trainer doing some multi-machine workout with some newfag
>go and try to use another one
>some bald roided up faggot runs up to me like he's trying to catch the fucking bus
>"hey bro lemme get one more set I was just finishing up"
>ends up using it for like 15 more minutes
>go home and kill myself
Fuck I wish I had a home gym
>enter gym and go to squat racks
>40kg on the rack with another 60kg barbell resting on the safety rails of the same rack
>there's 6 racks total in the space and this is what i walk into
>go to gym at 2am
max autismo detected
Just wear fucking headphones
>go to gym early
>already packed with people
>need to use power racks but they're busy AF
>don't want to work in because the people using them are out of my league in terms of their weight
>go to gym
>even when busy things are still quiet
>always plenty of equipment for everyone
>finish my workout in the appropriate timespan
>leave happy and swole
Yall have shit gyms
You should have sucked each other off :3
For everything bad people say about planet fatness I've had a good experience there. All the zones are available even at 8am. They have an over abundance of gear so you are never short.
I wish there was a gym here that has opened 24hours. The best I can get is 0830 - 2200 and I have to go to work at 0650.
>go to gym
>Busier than January WTF
Also
>Guy does a few reps of bench press
>doesnt re-rack weights
>goes and does deadlift
>doesn't rerackweights
>Goes to DIFFERENT bench
>doesnt rerack weights
>Gets Another bar and loads for squat
>3 reps
>DOESN'T RERACK WEIGHTS
> pulls box over to power cage and does a few box jumps
>Does a few pullups
>Does a few kettlebellswings in front of mirror.
>GOES TO A DIFFERENT POWER CAGE AND DOES Some terrible cleans from the safety bars.
>DOESN'T RERACK WEIGHT.
What the actual fuck guys.
Reddit r/fitness/ has a thing called Rant Wednesdays where people come to bitch about random gym stuff.
However, Veeky Forums Veeky Forums people tend to rant and bitch about everything EVERY FUCKING DAY.
>>>/reddit/
>Go to gym
>Chads chatting up Stacies
>Stacies flirting with Chads
>Some Stacies lift more than me
>Stare into nothingness while resting
Why even try
Why is a single guy on a treadmill bothering you?
>Busy af in the gym
>Need to use bench press but guy is using it
>Guy walks off but leaves towel and weights etc on the bench
>I wait until he's coming back to ask if I can work in
>He never comes back
When is the cutoff time for when I can just throw off his towel and use the bench?
This. My usual gym is la fitness and it's ALWAYS crowded af. Out of town for work and there's no la fitness here. Pf is cheapest for a temp gym. Rarely have to wait for anything and it's only 20 a month to get all the extra shit. Thinking about switching to it when I get back home but the one in my main city is kinda far.
>tiny gym
>one bench
>two teenage bros are sitting on it chatting about urban youth sports
>they do one set every 5 minutes
>they finally drift away somewhere else to chat
>don't rerack any of the weights
Cause why not. It's not like have anything better to do fuck it.
>need to squat but couple hogging the only two squat racks in the gym
>they do some retarded combination of jump rope, kettle ball, sit ups, squats, and using the phone
>been over an hour and they still havent left
>end up using the leg press and went home
>all these anons with crowded gyms
Sounds fucking horrible. Even at a "busy" time in my small gym everybody seems to be on a different routine and I rarely have to wait for something to open up.
>go into garage gym to start workout
>notice mum has opened the garage door and not swept the leaves n dust back out.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dad programs garage door remote
>always opens it when cute girl is walking her dog
>"haha whoops son, accidentally sat on it"
>does it for two months straight
> joined xfit gym
>open gym is 30/mo
>everyone is a social bunny
>tired being social
>got tried of trying
>never talk to anyone
>just wave at the owner whenever I see him
>it's cool I guess
> hey nice anime wallpaper user i watch anime too, shit like naruto, what anime is that from?
>yo my nigga, is that the theme to samurai flamenco?
>mfw i work out at home and won't have to deal with these feels
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Bro dad
I want to join a gymnasium but I don't know anything about exercise.
I'm only interested in weightlifting right now so how do I into it? Can I print out some lifting diagrams?
I thought the workers would help but I went to my local gym and that costs extra.
>I'll do everything your wife would do for you
>Is this what love is?