Ideal thread

ideal thread

Gyllenhaal is pretty sexy, n-no homo.

kek

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We have the similar goals user. I have achieved mine.

>no template

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I like these
and this except for the girl
these are homo

girls are a bit plastic for my taste but i dig these choices, particularly the clothes. nice and tasteful.

Pic of self?

it's the long hair meme again

good luck finding your two-spirit non-binary trans-activist tumblr-feminist girl tho

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baldcel as an ideal

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Caralho, pra quĂȘ botar o nome inteiro?

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The top left girl is perfect

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Good taste in women. Though a person who wants to b with tay tay has a better chance of achieving it because at least one of her exists

I'm sorry you can't pull if off, mate, but I've got thick, wavy hair, which I've been growing out for over a year now. And guess what? Everyone says I look better with it. Girls definitely mire me a lot more now.

Girls also love my hair mate don't pay attention to haters

that body doesnt work with gosling core mate

It's just bald guys coping mechanism
Ignore it, growing mine out too

I was mostly looking for business casual pics which is what I wear anyway

My actual hair in the pic, I think it's pretty good, surfer hair.

>tfw no slav qt 3.14
Life really is suffering

getting closer and closer to my goals.

Is that a monocle?

>slav
Is this what muricans think slavs look like that?
It's obvious asian.
Slavic girls are nothing like that, i live in an slavic country

She is literally Russian.

do you have the original pic of Lotus (iirc) on the bike. I've been looking for it as goal inspo

>girl: Lauren Southern

my nigga

>hair quadrant
>no hair pics

She's nice.

>that
>nice
You literally only like her because she is a modern day nazi.

Me soon

>leddit

>implying
she'll be the first ever nazi going to anarchapulco

not him but something about her physically just gets my goat, man. Like i recognize she's not a definitive 10/10 but i wouldn't say "no" in a billion years

Strong work op, lotus is always a solid choice

>not being in love with faith goldy

Girls playing with your hair is such a great feel, isn't it? I asked a girl to trim my neck and she creamed her self when she felt how thicc my hair is.

>nazi
Please go back to plebbit.

>anyone with a different opinion than me is a nazi

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isnt that chick in the grey shirt a porn star or something?

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10/10 taste

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Mom?

r-rude.
what makes me seem old ;-;

The way you dress and Al Pachino. Litrally my mom. Dont feel to bad through my mom just turned 40.

Really bad taste dude, only the girl is fine

Young Al Pacino was the finest piece of ass to ever walk this earth, your mom has good taste

I know. He also looks like my dad.

Dude.. Your hair makes me happy I'm bald.

Sooo he's still married or..? :^)

Yes. He's actually pretty good with women. Didnt get that from him I guess.

Halfway there, although I cant really change my hair so its a given

all good but the chicks arnt my style, patrician otherwise

absolute patrician

>fedora

checked

noice

memes through and through

>liking the style of a dude that's supposed to look like some addict that doesn't have his life together

wew lad

>willa holland
my compatriot of african heritage

>calling right wingers nazis on the internet isn't a meme
and yes i know people do it for real but think about where we are

Not my only fashion choice obviously

my nigga gabe gonzaga i've rolled with him before he owns a gym near me

>her
>nazi

do you know what a fucking nazi is?

Are you gay or something?

>Michelle Trachtenberg in her prime

Mah nigga

average frat fuccboi

Every thread
>ripped superhero body
>haircut from hair models
>average frat boy clothes
>instagram model thats out of your league

perfection.

Fucking horrific

I like his I don't give a fuck attitude. His style is simple too. jeans + black tee.

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why are you on this website

its almost likes it a goal thread
though Im getting tired of seeing the identical templates here

>flabby so low self esteem
My lad if you're aiming for those goals and are remotely close you don't need women with low self esteem, you can graduate straight to cockgoddesses

willa holland

>goal body is either a twink or a jacked black guy
What did he mean by this

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Who's the guy driving the car?

>be super fit
>cover yourself up in trench coats like a sperg
>expect to get Hottie3.14's

good luck

MAX THIERIOT YESSSS

>the fire rises

only correct one

>fit woman
>hiding her body under layers of rags

you want kike hair? kys

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hes a sex addict

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Lotus is my goal body. I have hit the gym for 2 years trying to replicate his body, and I'm pretty much still fucking trying

>tfw ill never be tall enough to achieve this.

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