I think that universities should have free whores for the students to use. Of course they wouldn't be free...

I think that universities should have free whores for the students to use. Of course they wouldn't be free, but they could easily include them in the housing portion of the bill.
It would greatly improve the health and fitness of the student body.

This is a great idea.

Yeah man cuz universities arent already filled with whores to begin with.

yes, but the whores should pretend they're normal students

But user everyone in college is having tons of sex anyways why waste money on whores?

the best sex ive had was with a whore

>people that didn't/don't go to college and think brazzers college porn videos are accurate descriptions of what goes on

Not really, it isnt even that big a party. Sure the girls become whores but they only cycle through rowing teams.

>free whores
>they wouldn't be free

dude ive had sex with a 6/10 girl literally within 20 min of meeting her and I am a 130lb skeleton. If I can do that I cant imagine what goes on in a frat house. You probably dont have decent social circles

That would fall under housing or facilities, and I don't want to think what sort of whores the bean counters in those departments would provide, what it would take to get time with one, and what sort of rules and oversight would be required while trying to use one.

All the good whores would be like the good gym areas, ruined by hordes of exchange students.

All the rest would be ugly, missing, broken, or rendered unusable by poor hygiene abuse.

I mean, I don't know what your public education experience was like.

You've read too many mangas

This. You can literally be ME and fall into some pussy. Go to college kiddos u might learn something

>autist who missed out lashing out on anime imageboard

Okay also not every school is UCLA.

You can't get laid at University..??? lol

This guy gets it.

If you dont leave college without hooking up with at least 3 women you're a hopeless autist. Seriously. It LITERALLY is as easy as talking to them. Show even the slightest confidence, its over. Yeah, you're not gonna pull 10/10's every time, but holy shit just get your dick wet and chill out.

>tall
>attractive
>fit

chicks always give me signs to approach them, but since I commute I don't really bother/care. I have a year and a half of college left and have never fucked any girls I've met directly through school, am I wasting this shit? I can still fuck college girls on tinder when I graduate, right? I just don't think its worth the hassle when I live an hour away and with my parents

Delet this
t. virgin in dykstra hall

There's a difference between "go out a night, get drunk and hope you can pull a completely drunk slut after playing some social mind game" and "call up a whore and get your dick sucked at 4:30 in the morning for the 9th time that day."

Cause women are essentially equal to sinks so come on college provide!

Just hook up and fuck a college girl you find attractive, so you can get it off your mind.

College is actually pretty similar to brazzers if you have a good social circle/are part of a sport team/joined a fraternity ect, it's the Pareto principle: 80% of college girls are sluts but they only spread their legs for 20% of college men

High school/college girls are always far more willing to fuck a guy who's part of their social circle as opposed to a 'random.' In other words if you want to fugg college girls do it now because it'll be harder once you graduate