Why do you losers care so much about your claves? Woman could care less

>too hard to tone

But women literally could care less about it despite what they say

Ask her about baby cow calves too, pls.

what did she mean by this ?

Women can just wear high heels 24/7 and get huge calves

She stores a lot of fat in her calves.

The hell bro, do you match with girls just to ask them if they like calves?

>tone

>could care less
>lifting for girls

Big calves look gross on girls, though.

Calves are one of the ugliest muscles, to be quite honest.

It is mostly because most people by default are skinny fags, its rare to have people who are naturally big so when they do their upper body and skip leg day they look like chickens with twig legs.

In the three and a half years i've been here only seen it brough up MABEY three times including this one

>tone
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

calves are the bicep of the leg

Physique in general is more or less irrelevant as far as women go (exempting of course pathological physique types)

...

What do I do if I matched with the same girl on tinder and okcupid??? Please help lads.

Well what do you have to say dicklets

>tone
KILL THEM
KILL THEM AAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tone

Same, she had years of dance to build them up :(

makes me want to kms
luckily there's a 0% chance that any grill will be seeing mine ever again because I've quit even trying to talk to them.

You are a homosexual.

>tfw long but no girth
At least you dicklets usually look proportionally correct. Mine looks like I grabbed it while I was flaccid and stretched it out

Dude they make dildos like this for a reason. Just be good at fucking and stop worrying about your cock.

Yeah, I'm the homo

w-will this work for me?

I was born into a family that has carved claves by hand for generations. I can't help but be obsessed with their intricate design and the orgasmic sound they make when I slap them together.

Read some camus. nobody survives the death sentence which is life. Live life as such, fuck the roasties and do it anyway. the world and universe will forget you shortly enough.

>tfw your cringe moment actually gets archived in a celestial database to be replayed on an alien cringe compilation.

>asking women about what they like
>implying they know

Tell her to read the sticky

We know
Shhhhhh

This. Well more like they say what they dont mean.

>Girls - "I just want a nice guy"
>Nice guy - "Hello you are so beautiful I will love you with all my heart
>Girls - "UGH! Go away already!"
>Nice guys - "Ill wait for you"
>Chad shows up
>Chad - "Whats up bitch I'm taking you out tonight. I'll be there at 6"
>Girls - "O-ook user you are like so funny and charming hehe" "You can do whatever you want to me tonight"

Under8ed

youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

I fucking hate calves that attach high. Thank god for blessing me with big ass calves.

Samuel Al-Heid?
wasn't he the school shooter at Umpqua Comm College?

Ballerina calves are goat.

literally the forearm anatomically speaking

>implying I lift for grills
>implying sloots even know what the fuck muscles are
>implying sloots know what they like
>implying things sloots actually have opinions about things

What?
Why is this funny.

We don't care. We don't care about you being tall or over the average dick size either. It's you guys that obsess over it, or the occasional bitch on Tinder who is clearly only interested in unrealistically idealised looks/stats rather than the whole package.

Calm your edge virgin.

Joke's on you nigger I'm a fag.

>implying you wouldn't

That's what you talk yourself into believing. It took 3 years for my boyfriend to get the fucking hint that I wanted him (apparently constantly texting him, sending him photos and literally getting into bed with him when I came over wasn't coming on strong enough so I had to be a total slut and basically jump him). After we were finally a thing he admitted he just convinced himself a girl like me was just teasing him

>his biggest crush did the same thing (got into bed with him) and he walked out on her in the middle of the night, then got upset when she took this rejection and fucked one of his friends a year later

And he fucking wonders why he was a virgin for 24 years. He still bitches about not 'getting anything' from women in the past when I can guarantee plenty made passes at him, because I notice plenty of attractive women do notice him in the street.

And now he finally has the bbw of his dreams :D wod a luggy guy :DDDD

Ya got me faggot.

But its literally no work at all

Pick up some huge weight and do 4 sets of calf extensions twice a week. Thats it. No risk of harming yourself or taking it too far because you're literally just hitting one very strong muscle group.

Its probably one of the easiest things you will ever train.

>Woman could care less.
exactly, so they care some

hahaha btfo

I pickup heavy weights and do 10 sets of calf extensions while watching tv 2-3 times a week and have barely improved. What now?

>Woman could care less.
And that's why I train calves 3x a week.

>lifting for women
i lift for my niggas only, no homo

>could care less
Why do yanks struggle with this expression so much?

Sorry bro

It's a country where the woman in charge of education has pledged to scrap public schooling...

They also say "different than" rather than "different to" or "different from". They don't so much as use the English language as such, they rape it for resources, appoint a corrupt dictator then fuck off and let it collapse into a dumpster fire.

Is she thicc bruv?

Nah bro

Even thin girls expect a big dick these days

Ask if she squats

ask her about black cow calves too, and add "if you know what I mean"

>implying women know anatomy and proportions on an intellectual level
>implying they don't simply perceive your physique as a whole subconsciously
>implying small calves won't make marr the overall picture

C U T E
U
T
E

>tone

the supreme gentleman should've finished his job.

>have a 7"
>bang a size queen
>complain about your dick hurting her cervix

fuck women man. The winning move is to just not play.

Calves on girls are hot af.

this, hammies are the bicep of the leg

fuck i love her

Lol this happened to me but im 8.5".
I banged a hotwife once and she complained to her husband that they couldnt fuck when she got home cuz i crushed her.

Ha ha that was funny

LADS

say can't really see on pictures
you welcome Veeky Forums bro

Ask her if she's willing to take your virginity if you teach her proper form

oh then flame that sloot for not doing right

How do I not fuck this up boys

>tfw this will never be you

Tonight @8 I would love to take a look.

I'll kill you if you fuck this up

Squat on this (dick pic)
ez

You're in m8

"Prove it"

You're already doing fine. Hit her with:

"I'm skeptical of things I read on the internet. Let's (insert activity here) and you can show me in person. When are you free?"

that's horrible advice.

To be honest, you took too long not answering her straight away by coming here that she already knows you're googling how to talk to women or somethiNg.

Best bet you could do is just try to be funny with sum ayy bb come squat on my Dick or something, otherwise she's just gonna beta friend zone you.

"I'll be the judge of that" is only response

heh heh heh

this is excellent advice

This or
>prove it
10/10 will work every time

>when trolling tinder for Veeky Forums's lols actually gets OP laid

this is my new goal in life. op has shown me the light

walking tip toed up stairs worked for me