Tfw big hands + work manual labor

>tfw big hands + work manual labor
daily reminder that if you are a handlet, you fucking look ridiculous with big muscles and you probably don't have the genes to lift heavy weights anyway

>tfw long but skinny fingers

People call them big and shit but I know the ugly truth

>being a wagecuck
>BRAGGING about being a good little wagecuck
keep working your """big"""" fingers to the bone so i can buy more video games faggot

>he can't make enough money to support himself
>has to have mommy, buy him food
kek

no actually your taxes pay for me wagie :)

>brags about doing manual labor for a living

Lmao that's why I'm in college

BEEP BEEP BEEP Oh noes, is that your alarm clock? Better rise and shine wagie! Doesn’t matter that the sun isn’t even up yet, time waits for no man, and neither does Mr. Shekelstein. He needs you to slave away to get him those hard earned shekels. But its okay. You’ll have two or three hours of free time tonight after you sit in traffic for two hours trying to get home.

And what will I be doing all this time? Well, my novel is almost finished, I believe I’ve told you about it before, and I’m learning three musical instruments. Basically I’m living as man was meant to live. I haven’t even had to leave the house in a month. So no sitting in traffic for me.

Have a nice day!

>"big hands are MANLY, m-mkay?"
>"i-if you dont have b-big hands d-dont even b-bother lifting"

you're doing great user

i adore this meme.