>that are some big muscles you have there user, but are you big where it really matters?
That are some big muscles you have there user, but are you big where it really matters?
>whips out Visa statement
>"You tell me, baby"
yes actually
7.5"x5.5" baby
No my bank account is tiny unfortunately.
Yeah, my fist is the perfect size for your face.
I only fuck dudes
O N L Y T H E R I G H T A N S W E R
>How about you find out for yourself?
For you
>no
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes machine gun*
tch tch tch, lets not turn this, heh, flirtation into a murder, m'lady
No. My hands are so pathetically small that 2nd base with me is more like 2nd base with a lesbian.
>tfw my hands will never grow, no matter how large my biceps are
Yes, my heart is big and full of love
I already told you no, now fuck off
Guffawed
what did she mean by this?
Also the bigger the body looks the smaller the cock looks. 6 inch might look okay on the average guy but on a bigger guy i recon this will look pretty damn small. im all good ive got a good 8inch it looks fucking big no matter what i do.
>milhousecalves.jpg
I legit spit out my water that totally caught me off guard
Nothing personell
Yes I am able to lick my own nostrills
>Also the bigger the body looks the smaller the cock looks. 6 inch might look okay on the average guy but on a bigger guy i recon this will look pretty damn small.
>tfw it's true
I thought my dick was nice looking back when I was a dyel.
Yes my calves are pretty meaty
>5'9
>7x5.5
I feel like if I were 6" taller I'd be chad
>tfw large hands with small wrists
you know nothing of suffering
why don't you get an electron microscope, examine a cross-section of my dna, and get back to me
>implying I would care if the woman is satisfied
>implying I would see women as more as brainless fuck meat
6'1
7.5x6
ex always complemented how big I was, feltgud
Well it might be short but it sure is skinny
same. i have extremely long fingers aswell and it just looks stupid as fuck.
>fuck off and stop talking to me all the time
>you're just like your mum, cunt
you can expect the electric bill in a week or two.
>tfw 6.5x5.5
>painfully average
It'll grow till you're 20, r-right?
That is far above average you shitlord
he gets it
5 inches is only average if you take into account micropenises (Asia)
Anyway women don't settle for average. 5'9 may be the average height but women want 6'0
If I really yank on it next to a ruler its like just over 8" but more like 7.5" to be fair given the angle and everything
I'm 4.5" x 2.5". Is that good enough? Please be gentle.
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