That are some big muscles you have there user, but are you big where it really matters?

>that are some big muscles you have there user, but are you big where it really matters?

>whips out Visa statement
>"You tell me, baby"

yes actually
7.5"x5.5" baby

No my bank account is tiny unfortunately.

Yeah, my fist is the perfect size for your face.

I only fuck dudes

O N L Y T H E R I G H T A N S W E R

>How about you find out for yourself?

For you

>no

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes machine gun*
tch tch tch, lets not turn this, heh, flirtation into a murder, m'lady

No. My hands are so pathetically small that 2nd base with me is more like 2nd base with a lesbian.


>tfw my hands will never grow, no matter how large my biceps are

Yes, my heart is big and full of love

I already told you no, now fuck off

Guffawed

what did she mean by this?

Also the bigger the body looks the smaller the cock looks. 6 inch might look okay on the average guy but on a bigger guy i recon this will look pretty damn small. im all good ive got a good 8inch it looks fucking big no matter what i do.

>milhousecalves.jpg

I legit spit out my water that totally caught me off guard

Nothing personell

Yes I am able to lick my own nostrills

>Also the bigger the body looks the smaller the cock looks. 6 inch might look okay on the average guy but on a bigger guy i recon this will look pretty damn small.
>tfw it's true
I thought my dick was nice looking back when I was a dyel.

Yes my calves are pretty meaty

>5'9
>7x5.5
I feel like if I were 6" taller I'd be chad

>tfw large hands with small wrists
you know nothing of suffering

why don't you get an electron microscope, examine a cross-section of my dna, and get back to me

>implying I would care if the woman is satisfied
>implying I would see women as more as brainless fuck meat

6'1
7.5x6
ex always complemented how big I was, feltgud

Well it might be short but it sure is skinny

same. i have extremely long fingers aswell and it just looks stupid as fuck.

>fuck off and stop talking to me all the time
>you're just like your mum, cunt

you can expect the electric bill in a week or two.

>tfw 6.5x5.5
>painfully average
It'll grow till you're 20, r-right?

That is far above average you shitlord

he gets it

5 inches is only average if you take into account micropenises (Asia)
Anyway women don't settle for average. 5'9 may be the average height but women want 6'0

If I really yank on it next to a ruler its like just over 8" but more like 7.5" to be fair given the angle and everything

I'm 4.5" x 2.5". Is that good enough? Please be gentle.

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