Just be confident, girlfriend!

>Just be confident, girlfriend!

ITT: If Veeky Forums was full of grills thread.

Should I do 30 sets of 50 squats on the squat assist machine or with the bar? I just want to get toned so I'm only putting 2.5 pounds on each side :)

fucking manlets

>I don't want to be all muscly, I just want to get toned.

Implying that the vast majority of guys here aren't DYEL with retarded routines as well

What are you on, you faggot? All she has to do is get read of the acne and she get laid without any effort all.

>that first sip of the day

My feminine penis gets hard when i watch other girls work out.

>Why won't he date me sisters?
>He said I was used up just because I slept with Chad, Brad, Thad, Cad, Mad, Radd, and that one Lad.
>Where are all the good guys these days?

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this shit is delicious i wish i wasnt poor i would do goicmad

someone please shop this so all the pictures of guys are replaced with scooby.

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>not blended

FUCKING NORMIES

>being above 5'7

Amazonians, when will they learn

PLEASE someone do this

>cardiocels at the gym at 5 in the morning
>meanwhile stacy can have a mocha almond cappy for breakfast and still have a tight ass/perky chest

BUTT
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>Woman loses wieght and takes acutane
>Men have to work for years
Lmao

Kek

God these threads are hilarious

>Post high status men. Time for an estrogen boost

I have a fucking open pore on my right cheek

literal hole in my cheek its disgusting im disgusting nobody will ever fucking love me its permanent and im going to kill myself

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Her bone structure isn't fucked up like her skin is
If she lost weight and took care of her skin, she'd probably be at least a 6

>probably be at least a 6
above average? I don't think so

>threadly reminder if you settle for anyone other than Chad this is what everyone thinks of you.

>he wants to date

Guys will like you if you just put yourself out there

>You just need to dress a little better femanon, you have a lot to work with!

>I don't wear leggings to the gym

>Who /fraud/ here?

>I take estrogen boosters for dat there feminine curves and bigger tits.
>I also use clothes to shape my body and make up to "shape" my face.
>I did have surgery on my face and tits, and had the fat from my stomach moved into my ass and tights.

woah girl you gonna make it. Don't give up on your dream to get that chad of your dreams!

>being so desperate you have to do the chasing

L O L

>Haha stop! Don't look at me! I look so bad in these AM classes

Is 60 minutes on the cross trainer enough if I want to have a Frappulicious Mochahontas and half a bar of chocolate for dessert?

Also, lmao'ing @ she-hulks who lift weights. Are you deliberately trying to get fat, sis?

That girl who wears sweatpants to the gym.

>tfw it's free pizza night at Planet Fitness

Pretty sure that's already been done

STACY drinks FRAPPÉS whilst you spend HOURS in the GYM

>Oh user, I love you too!

>Stacey looks like this and posts food and starbucks on instagram daily

>I count every calorie and the weight falls off everywhere but where I want to lose it

damn that room must smell heavenly

>How can some people laterally be this mean

>I would never do this to any of my girls

>mfw breastlet

IT'S NOT FAIR

Mananon here, reminder that big guys only want ASAIN qts
>how can white girls even compete

Can't stand this cunt.

I'd let her lick my inner thighs while I was fingering her asshole

>n-no lesbo

I'm thinking of getting into lifting. This is the routine I was considering:

A:
Squats 5x5
Leg Press 5x5
Hamstring Curls 5x5
B:
Cardio

what do you gals think?

Asslet detected lmao

>Squats 5x5
>Leg Press 5x5
>Hamstring Curls 5x5
holy shit girl you're going to turn into one of those powerlifting monsters

it needs to look like

smith machine squats 3x15
hip thrusts 3x10
burpees 3x10

use light weight so you don't gain strength

>being over 5'6
reminder that no man will ever marry you

Surprisingly, although there are a few fatties I don't actually think anyone on Veeky Forums is that ugly.

Maybe they just dont post?

>I don't actually think anyone on Veeky Forums is that ugly

kek

user here, I personally love taller girls

inb4 "dick of gtfo"

>guys
>on Veeky Forums

>Can you even satisfy him without a 2.5×1.5in pussy
Sehs..

i'm 6'3 and have developed a fetish for short girls like 5'3
t.

I come pretty close to her. My acne just isn't as red.

t. grill

wonwow

accutane

Said no woman, ever.

>wearing leggings to the gym

Please tell me you don't do this femanons

Just lift face doesn't matter bro

underrated

>falling for chink eye meme
Hue

My last girlfriend was actually taller than me, I love that whole amazon vibe (I'm only 5'11")

yeah whatever bro.

>be me
>28 C
>start getting in shape
>1 year later
>now a 31 B

who else fell for the crossfit meme?

Since I started lifting, I find myself staring at girl bodies more than I look at men. What have you done to me, Veeky Forums?

>user here, I personally love taller girls
implying boys know what they want

kek

I hate women who do this shit.

beefy people are goat.

If we ever figure out how to make a race of susan strongs and Senator armstrongs I might die of a boner attack.

>tfw no 6'3", blonde haired, blue eyed, strong jawed, Greek God bodied, 6 figure income bf
Why can men not meet such humble standards?

tfw when face swap IRL

Menanon here, are girls really this obsessed with not gaining muscle?

I bet you think just cardio will get you guys? you have to be intelligent, and not completely sperg. At the very least you need to have a super tight pussy or we just fake it and pretend to nut.

Daily Reminder that...


>You dream of snuggling with him while STACY is riding his cock
>You let him unload all of his feelings onto you, and then he unloads his seed into STACY
>STACY drinks STARBUCKS and watches NETFLIX and has a perfect body while you watch what you eat and workout every day and you still look like birdshit

It's all about FACE, ASS, and TITS, and if you don't have it, don't even waste your time.

>FACE, ASS, and TITS
T. fatty with makeup

Most women arent aware of how much thought fitness takes. They think "just do the motions"=will give you results.

They arent aware of how much planning it takes or that there is an actual science that needs to be considered. So many women at the gym dont look like they know what they're doing- they're on their phones, they're talking about their personal problems at the gym, they're doing ineffective exercises

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I don't even fake it. I just make her cum and then leave.

Probably doesn't help that my last legit gf was 5'2". She was tighter than a 4 year old nun (don't ask me how I know that).

>She was tighter than a 4 year old nun
how do you know this?

I said don't ask.

Well my last gf had been a nun for 4 years when we met, I seduced her and we fucked, then I pumped and dumped. She broke apart pretty badly desu, had a crisis of faith since I tempted her from her vows and just left. I didn't wanna talk about it since it's kinda fucked up and makes me feel awful but there you go.

He said not to ask.

Is that meme supposed to be chicks like it or hate it, bc i know I do that

If you must know, though... the last person to ask something after I said "don't ask" was a 4 year old nun...

how the fuck can you do that to someone

>tfw I once convinced 2 church girls 2 stay at my place
>Me and my friend took both there vcards
>the morning after they both seemed super depressed as I led them out the door
>heard one say "We missed morning mass" as she walked down the driveway

Feel like shit to this day

lel

you should kill yourself.

and so should she.

Wrong. I'm a manlet too 5'9", and there's a girl I liked a lot who was 5'8". I'm sure girls that height wish guys were taller, but it doesn't mean there aren't guys who like them. The only problem is a lot of time taller girls have weight problems. And if they're libshits then it's a no go.

Anyone else wants to have sex with a girl ? No lesbo

wrong, Stacy has LEGS, if you have stumpy GOBLIN legs you will NEVER be Stacy

Do you think i have gyno?

I forgot what this thread was for. I'm a retard. Ignore my post. I BTFO myself.

>no lesbo

anyone else in love with david laid? He's so dreamy

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POST GOAL BOD LADIES

CARTOON OR NOT

BUT MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T BEING PRESSURED INTO AN UNREALISTIC BODY TYPE PUSHED BY SEXIST MEN TO SEXUALIZE YOU AND TREAT YOU LIKE MEAT

OP said if Veeky Forums was full of grills, not the way it is now