How does Veeky Forums schedule fapping?
On On-days or Off-days?
How does Veeky Forums schedule fapping?
On On-days or Off-days?
everyday to release your overabundance of test. you do have an overabundance of test, right user?
it's like sex; it's always best when it's spontaneous
On off-days
When im horny. I dont force myself to rub it just because its friday...
When ever I get an hour or two to myself
never senpai, I'm not going to meme you faggots into nofap because I don't care what you do with your dicks but I had much more energy when I don't fap. The only scientific explanation is probable the flood of serotonin after make cum
the buttplug has no off days
who dis
girl
NEVER
SUPPRESS THE URGE AND HARNESS THE EMOTIONAL SURGE TO FUEL YOUR LIFTING SO THAT YOU CAN FINALLY SURPASS THAT CHAD THAT KEKED YOU ALL YOUR ADOLESCENT LIFE FUCK YOU CHAD YOU STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME I HOPE YOU GET STDS AND DIE OF AIDS FROM THAT STACY YOURE FUCKING ILL NEVER FOGIVE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But.....im horney all the time.
this
t.poop free since 03
Used to be once a day, but ive been cutting for 4 weeks now and my sex drive is non-existent.
Anyonr had similar happen to them?
Brap or fap
>he masturbates
>he thinks we can't smell the stench of loser on him
Faplets are so gross.
this
When ever I'm gonna be interacting with single women, I'll try to no fap for 3 days, other wise I jerk off several times a day
I dont fap because i have a girlfriend
she sucks my dick everyday betas
Confirmed for no gf.
Anyone who's been in a relationship for awhile will learn to appreciate alone time so they can finally watch porn in peace.
Yes, it's apparently just something that happens when you consume less food
If you are cutting for 4 weeks and have no sex drive, you are doing it wrong,do something before your ballsack shrinks and you become boipucci mode
Every day before going to bed.
Some times after a workout if I'm feeling it
pffft-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>Tee-hee, sorry about that user!
oh god PROTEIN FART
i just do it whenever im bored af, mostly in the evenings though.
*pffffft*
"heh-heh... sorry user but you shouldn't have let me eat thai food for dinner!"
*bbbbbrrrrraaaapppppp*
w-well, user... you could fap just after your workout... or you could h-help me...
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
snniiiiiifffff sniiiiiffff
please
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This might sound somewhat juvenile, but I think brap posting is somewhat philosophical in a sense.
/r9k/ ruined Veeky Forums pls go back to your own board
This might sound somewhat juvenile, but I think critiquing the philosophical value of the mundane is, in itself, somewhat philosophical in a sense.
sniiiiiiiiiiifffffffff
should never schedul sex in a relationship
it will become a choir
wait a second, doesn't the "-let" at the end of the sentence indicate the subject of the sentence is somehow deficient? Shouldn't you say "sexlet" or "OP" or something like that, to imply he is deprived of sex or normal human interaction.
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Brapping is the new fapping
no you dipshit, it indicates being small. A chicklet is a small chicken, not a chickless chicken
better example might have been booklet. You´re still a dumb dumb tho
These two are pretty much same tier. I hate both of you.
ok thanks. Wasn't clear.
Fucking kek
...
as much as possible between 10:30pm and 6 am
When I was feeling randy I would sometimes fuck my now married ex.
She's had two kids and has a model marriage.
But she's still an easy fuck. Her head game is unbelievable and i can still make her orgasm in 2 minutes flat.
Or I'd just...ruin my lezbro after gym.
I couldn't jack off anymore after I felt the warm wet snug snatch of a self proclaimed gold star dyke grippng my dick in a velvet vice and milking me dry.
Ever heard a completely submissive and broken tomboyish, butchlez say cum in me daddy? That changes a man.
No but seriously. I don't jack off and I'm full cocoon mode now.
Help guys, I'm on no fap for the ninth day, because I'm saving my load for my gf. and my balls literally hurt when I'm walking. I don't know if I can even do squats in this situation because I honestly fear that my balls will explode. What would you do on my place, jerk off and later go to gym, or skip gym and shoot some of the thickest loads on her face.
Dude I'm going 1 year and almost 6mo with my girlfriend and I'd rather bust inside of her than into a fucking sock or some shit.
What kind of fucking degenerate prefers porn to their girlfriend?
You must be dating some fucking 4/10 uggo
How r u not bored of that pussy is the real question. Even the hottest chick gets boring. U dont watch the same porn everyday do u?
Im horny 24/7, does anyone else have this problem?
I'm 22, and been lifting for about 6 months and I just can't stop whacking off, anytime I see a hot picture of a woman I instantly need to spank the monkey
It doesn't interfere with having sex though, my fuckbuddy comes down every weekend to screw but I still have the same desire to bash my bishop anytime I get even a little aroused
Source please OP
I enjoyed reading this post.
just put some ice on those balls before you go working out bro, trust me, it works