Walks into gym

>*prances into gym*

YOU SHOW THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME
TURN
TO
SSSTTTTOOOONNNNNEEEEE

>Walk into gym

YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN

FASTER THAN MY BULLETS

I fucking wish

>please dont make any sudden mooooves
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU

this literally happened 4 days ago

>walk into gym
>DA DA DA DA DA
>IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING D O DOUBLE G
>SNOOP DOGG!

had a stupid fucking grin on my face and people noticed almost lost my shit then and there

>walk into the gym
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiim an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free

F

>unrack the bar
>YEAHHHHHHH
>YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE

Not even that bad. You don't even want to know the shit my gym plays.

>walk into gym
>*double high hat*

Tell us user

Oh God, that song that goes:

>Who's got the lighter?
>Let's start the fire
>oooooh get of myback

JUST

That's just one example I can think of off the top of my head, you goyim haven't seen shit.

That's "We didn't shart the fire" by billy idol

This must be a remake, it's a really annoying sounding chick.

>missed the joke

>Walk into the gym
>JIBUN WOOOO

>walk into gym
>THAT LIL BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED

>walk into the gym
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL

>stagger into gym
>WELLLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

>OPEN YOUR EYES
>OPEN YOUR MIND

All the fucking time...

let the bodies hit the floor?

>WITH ARMS WIDE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN

Holy fuck I didn't know anyone knew about this song

>walks into gym
>I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

Why not just take the whole back and smack it?

wouldn't be as satisfying.

He doesn't seem to be happy to be doing that anyway

How else is he going to eat though?

you mistake his steadfast determination as a lack of passion

How hard is smacking frogs though? Sounds cathartic to me.

not that bad as long as it's the abba original version

>I GOT THAT SUNSHINE IN MY POCKET
>GOT THAT GOOD SOUL IN MY FEET

FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN X GONNA DELIVER IT TO YA

Flies into gym
>YEAHHHHHHHH TAG TEAM IS IN EFFECT

Crawl into gym post-legday
>I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT

>walk into gym
>headphones in
>this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=DivvcAD1-60
>set a new PR on deadlifts

are you 16?

> Drives into gym
> I JUST FUCKED A BITCH WITH ANOTHER BITCH
> PUT A KNIFE TO HER THROAT AND I TOOK HER SHIT

>I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
>SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY
>TO THE SKYYYY

today rebel yell was playing as i walked in
shitty workout tho

SHE YELLED MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tbh I would have set a pr immediately

Never played Dead Rising?

i fucking wish i heard that at my gym

>I'M LIKE T_T
>JUST LIKE T_T

>TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME
>AT JUST ABOUT HALF PAST TEN
>FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
>IT'S GONNA START RAINING MEN

DROPTOP

>drift into gym
>GAS GAS GAS

>walk into gym
> "im ruby the cherry"

X went mainstream and I hate normies listening to my music

>not home gym masterrace.
>not blasting true gangster music.
youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE

Guano apes?

I unironically listen to the initial d soundtrack when I lift.

>walks into gym

>Aiyyo, first things first
>It's time to shake ground in the eighth round

>walk into gym
>AYAYAYAAA

AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

>I'M JUST GETTIN OVERRR
>ANOTHER SOBEEERRR
>SATURDAY NIIIIGGGHHHT

>frolics into gym

IT'S AN ORDINAAARY WOOOORLD SOMEHOW I HAVE TO FIIIIIIIII

>SEE MY PR's RISE!!

>Walk into gym

What are you?!
Ally to good! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!!
KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Today at 5:00, the greatest action cartoon ever made. Dragon Ball Z. Put some hair on your chest. Only Toonami.

The owner of my gym is a younger guy and he and his wife are total weebs. Every Friday at 5:00 PM he plays audio for an hour straight of old Toonami promos.

>walks into gym
>JAKKU JAKKU JAKKU

>walk into gym
UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT LIVING LA VIDA LOCA

>walk into gym
>been here all night been here all day
>got me walking side to side wee

At least when the videos on for that it's a test boost

>walk into gym

I SEE NO CHANGES

I unironically listen to the initial d soundtrack when I'm driving.

Post the lyrics over in /v/, they'll put on your dicky hat.

>sneak into gym
>what a mess we made
>what did all went wrong
>I'm NUCLEAR
>cqc the qt at the front desk
>I'm WILD
>fulton a barbell
>I'm breaking up INSIDE
>break the gym's twink's neck
>a heart of broken glass
>OHP in the squat rack
>Defiled
>Make a gym without frontiers
>Deep inside the abandoned child
>Hide in a box

>walk into gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>hijack boing 747 like the CIA operative taught me
>crash the plane with no survivors into gym
>Ummet-i kadlehe fecrun Fergubin nasral mubin Devlet-ul islami gamet Bîdina issadıkıyn
>Devlet-ül İslami gamet Bi cihad-ül müttakiyn Kaddem-ul arraha hakka Bi sebatin ve yakin

waltz into gym

>ISNT IT IRONIC
>DONT YOU THINK

underrated

>strolllllllls into gym

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAH?

>enter gym
>WE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO IDENTIFY THE PARTICLE SCENE IN THE IMAGE BELOW

...

>Teleport into gym
>pshhh... nothing personnel kid

>walk into gym
>BAAA DEE YA

>mosey on into the gym
>WOOOAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH

>March into gym
>Throw snow covered fur to door-maid
>grab mandatory pre-workout mead
>Battleaxe stand is full
>Gottacarryitinstead.runestone
>slowly descend to ragnarok for sicc ice-golem gains
>Get overpowered by 15 snowogres
>wake up in vallhalla
>Hear something
>Musicofvalkyrs.Lur
>THOR! ODIN'S SON PROTECTOR OF MANKIND
>Run outside dinnerhall
>Eternal war already started
>MFW

>Enter the gym
>I NEEDA ONE DANCE

>walk into gym
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL

i found him out a month ago but still hate everyone else who listens to him

>walk into gym
>no music, just deadlift screams

>Walks into gym
>Dubstp version of Platoon
>dubstep
>version
>Platoon

>proceed to squat rack curls

???

>tiss
>tiss
>FLOOOOOOOORRRRR

how was that enough information for me to know exactly what you were talking about.

Fuck.

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>walks into gym
>RRRRRRRABADOOO
>*DU DU DU DUUUU*

I go to a local gym, in my Christian, fuck-your-sister type town. So of course, the gym owner is very Christian, and plays nothing but Christian rock all day.
Walk into gym
>HAIL KING OF THE JEWS CROWNED WITH THORNS
>BEHOLD I BRING HIM TO YOU
Kill me.

>descend to ragnarok
Ragnarok is an event, not a place.

>overpowered by only 15 snowgres
Not gonna make it