Well Veeky Forums my mom just crushed my ego

Well Veeky Forums my mom just crushed my ego

>user you can lift a lot of weight, why aren't your arms that big?

Rough user. Lift more

What are your maxes?
What is heavy to your mom might not be that heavy.

>thinking strength = size
Stop being retard and get on a high volume brosplit

>he fell for the SS meme

Ill try to cheer you up
>gym
>fuck boy dad and friend
>shit stain toddler
>using the squat rack as a jungle gym
>"stop trying to touch my kid"
>gym in despair
>kid watches dad curl
>"daddy why are your legs so small if you lift so much"
>spit shake out
>dad tells son
>"arm day is the only day that matters"
>sides litcherally blown
>watch him almost snap ankles trying to pick up 60s

Don't do this

my brother just told me that he pitied me

atleast i just finished 100 pushups so far for the night going to try for that 200

Are you an ectomorph ?

She's probably just talking about your biceps which are the memest muscle of them all.

These people are real.
I used to think that it was a Veeky Forums meme but they do exist

>pair of fuccboi teenagers chatting more than lifting
>they're doing one set of benchpress every 5 minutes
>do some squats in the adjacent squatrack
>finish my set and move on
>see one of them shoulder the bar and try a few squats out
>knees wobble with the just the naked bar
>he gives up and goes back to do more presses

Was pretty fucking hilarious

DL 435, Bench 215, Squat 305

Unbalanced as fuck I know.

Mom's are the biggest gains goblins in the world user. They're also height robbers since they refused to feed to right when you were a baby. Grandma's on the other hand are the ultimate Gain Givers always supportive ally in you never ending war against mom.

your back must be beautiful

Grannies have seen the world built on gains and sweat. Not dick in ass

done!!!!! 200 push ups!!!!!! WOOT WOOT

Not as beautiful as your naked body

>still believing the body type meme

how is that unbalanced? are you retarded?

thats basically 2/3/4

OHP his ass and throw him outside.

my female family members very aggressively call me gay or imply I'm a homo because I'm 23 and never dated, same with friends who roast me to death for being a virgin

this never happened until after I started lifting lol