>you wake up with this alpha male sitting on your bed pointing a gun at you.
what do?
You wake up with this alpha male sitting on your bed pointing a gun at you
Dylan Allen
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Luis Howard
Wake his girlfriend up and tell her to get out of my house
Jose Phillips
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Ethan Stewart
>girlfriend
>her
Connor Sullivan
your a funny guy user
Hudson Garcia
> the katana i had thrown into a decaying orbit around earth exactly 23 1/4 hours earlier comes crashing through the roof and impales him.
> pull off my mask and I'm Layne Norton
hehhh .. guess all that folded steel didn't fit your macros, bloho.
> in one swift motion pull the katana out of his body and cut his head off before his body slumps the floor.
Jayden Scott
Suck his gun. And by 'gun' I mean 'cock'.
John Reed
PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY
BUT YOUR WIFE'S CAT HOARDING IS OUT OF CONTROL
Joshua Evans
>pic not related
Carson Cooper
I have a sleigh bed, so I don't think this midget would be able to climb up onto my bed
Nathan Butler
Left eye dominant, right handed, must suck to be that fool
I would tell him to get the fuck outta my house before I jam his pistol up his ads & pull the trigger 'til it goes click
Daniel Phillips
Cum on a picture of his wife
Brody Foster
Ask him why he's using his experience as an operator for-hire in South America to perform a snatch-and-grab on me. Apologize for being within 1000 yards of him and threatening his family.
Elijah Young
Jacob Brown
Let him pull the trigger so I can finally be free from the agony that courses through my veins as I write this shitty post.
Brody Gutierrez
This is the gun nut version of
>Teleports behind you
Parker Sullivan
Take him out then call the cops and be a hero for taking down Texas' biggest pedophile.
Andrew Flores
Use my secret operator experience to snatch the gun from his hands faster than he can react, then ransom him to my black-ops CIA connection for betraying their secrets.
Jeremiah Harris
10/10
Parker Parker
That's our boy Hemmingway!
Aiden Nelson
>it was a hologram
*chuckles*
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
Charles Martin
Call him a nig nog.
Kevin Russell
>Even if you kill me, you will get life in prison. So I win
Parker Allen
congratulate him on being infertile
Josiah Green
say blahaha
Carter Morris
>gun nut
Faggot
That said, youre correct. If someone has the drop on you, a gun isnt going to save you unless hes a nigger who doesnt understand how to use a firearm correctly.
Nicholas Diaz
>what are you gonna do, shoot me?
Gabriel Richardson
"Hah, fool. You will never get away with this, you shall be imprisoned. There's only one man who is able to get away with such a crime.
>pic related
Connor Young
>surrounded by burly black men
>free accommodation, free food, gets to leech off the taxpayer for the rest of his life
Sounds like Blahas idea of heaven
Owen Jones
>Teleports behind him
Nothing personal kid
Angel Rogers
Thank our coach for choosing to live in poverty so he could make informative content all day long instead of working a normal job. Flip it in, coach!
Charles Hughes
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