I lift for this but where do I find bitches who are into this

I lift for this but where do I find bitches who are into this

**fffsssss- BLLLLORRRPPPP..toot... BBBRRRAAAAAAPPP**

Dear load, this man is in heaven/

Bless be him and her booty to release some bomb ass farts.

who is this smooshin cushion?

I don't think any woman would say no to that. That's not as weird of a fetish as you think.

You arent into it. Youve trained yourself to jerk off at the image of another man having it done to him

You're going to come to this conclusion with your nose inside a roasties arsehole, and your life of jerking off at the computer every night for the last 15 years will flash before your eyes

This man has no sex life.

Oh great, some nofap retard come to derail a perfectly good BRAP thread with his noscience rhetoric. We get it you're such a fucking dopamine addicted faggot that you literally have to give yourself blueballs to make yourself productive. That's great, but not everyone is a lowtest beta faggot like yourself.

I jerk off all the time but op implied hes never done it with a real woman so his only experience is jerking off to porn. Suck it nerd

Actually, he's asking about women who are into facesitting. There's nowhere where he implies that. Nice projection though.

if she brap, I fap. that's what I always say

slay count is 10 but ive never asked any of them to sit on my face. One just did it one time but it was a ONS and it hasnt happened again.

>where do I find bitches who are into this

Pretty much every girl my lad. Just 69 and there you go.

Not the same thing bro

>wanting a bitch to sit her asshole onto your face
>not wanting to simultaneously get sucked off by said bitch

Have you even tried it? Don't knock it until you've tried it man.

What's so kinky about facesitting? What kind of girl isn't into that? It's almost the same thing as eating a girl out

You're getting a face full of ass either you ask her to sit on your face herself or 69-ing her.

No girl will refuse it however you ask.

Eating ass is terrible, I almost did something like that but that asshole smell is just unbearable. I'll fuck her in the ass though, I have to be on extenders though, you need a long dick to fuck a girl in the ass.

What the fuck? I've eaten ass before and it definitely shouldn't have an unbearable smell. You need to tell whoever you're with to have better hygiene

> evil angel

isnt this a tranny thing?

this, it's like getting your dick sucked for them

That faint whiff of shit is the breath of life.

it should taste like skin

69 basically the same thing.
Expect dat stank tho.

she didnt wipe and/or shower

I fucking hate it when this happens.
>finally get around fucking hot girl from friend's group
>do doggy style
>it starts to smell
>mfw

my Veeky Forums gf does this for me regularly and I still blow loads to high heaven every time

Tfw your stuck island chink from taiwan stuck with a bunch of cuck numales with no sexual drive

Where the fuck am i suppose to find a white male to sit on without moving to the west?

post your body well tell you what the problem is

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wuvu u zuzu
I'd even go to flipland for you