>be 5'8 gay twink with pretty face
>get strong
>see straightfags at the gym trying to look masculine below 6'1 with their untrained legs and pathetic beards
>gym bunnies invariably prefer to talk to me and ask me for advice
>get the most mires from other guys
When will straightlets ever learn?
Why are heterosexual male lifters so beta and incapable of socializing?
>heterosexual
>lifters
Pick one
i don't know, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you're gay?
It's because you're gay and incapable of feeling shame.
>tfw gay
>tfw you see that attractive guy with a girlfriend tonight at a party
>tfw you know no one will ever want you because you're dyel as fuck
>tfw you will never find the one because most gays are faggy vain creatures
Fuck being homo, I wish I was straight
>tfw no qt manlet gymtwink bf to lift together and then have hot sweaty sex in the sauna
Stop being gay.
>decide to hit the gym at 5 AM
>cute 5'6 twink there
>asks me for spot and some advice
>been almost 1 year since this day and i still fuck him daily
>best sex i've ever had
Can I get some sauce on that pic plz?
sauce?
>be straightlet
>start learning about proper fitness, lifting for a while
>look at women in a different way, want to grab their asses but view most people who don't work out as peasants
>admire men who work out
What is this, I look at men who work out and actually think "oh yeah would fuck" but I'm not gay/bi?
Do you fantasize about having sex with men? If no then not gay
So wait. What was your point? Shave and do squats?
>Going to the gym to socialize
>making it
Pick one you limp wristed doughnut puncher
>tfw gay
>have to resort to installing grindr or tinder just to have a single chance at meeting someone
>everyone is ugly, boring, wants only sex, overly flamboyant, etc
I've literally wanted to off myself my entire life. Fuck being gay. It is truly a curse
Honestly I just accepted the fact that I'll be alone forever. It feels better to accept it than trying to change it.
Oh, also lots of porn. I used to hit up grindr but it just made me feel filthy, so now I don't.
>Social lifters
the worst
Women talk to you because you don't appear threatening or make them insecure as a little faggot
this goes for all the gay best friends
You are filthy
Thank you my guy
There's a cure for that.
Yup, that happens when only 1% of the population is like you.
I'm not your guy, buddy
Lol this so much, I'm bi but never had a relationship with a guy because it's just impossible to find a normal guy that doesn't only want sex or is flamboyant as fuck.
If you're incapable of finding decent queer guys, you're either trash yourself (and therefore attract trash yourself), live someone with a small population, or are looking in the wrong place (grindr)
Tindr is where you find dates. What kinda idiot goes on grindr for dates, kek
Sauce?
>Straightfags
>Straight
>Fag
Wew lad
I'm not your buddy, pal.