2017

>less drama with a man
>always wants sex
>a good lifting partner
>will talk about interesting subjects, not stupid meme diets and shoes

My current partner fits this description, but my first boyfriend was the polar opposite.
He was a screaming queen, we went through lesbian bed death from the first week living together, he was fat and inactive, and shoes and celebrity gossip was his passion. In fact, he was on more than one occasion mistaken for a butch-ish dyke by cashiers.

>inb4 what the fuck possessed you to hook up with him?

Not a day goes by where I don't try to understand that. I was from the country where them queerosexuals get fag-dragged and I just didn't know any better.

never had any relationship with same gender. i just said i think about sucking a dick

ya ain't real right ?
Gays love dramas and always force them, they're way better drama queens than women are.

>less drama with a man
lol keep larping

I'm not gay but I'd have sex with a cute guy

I don't know who you work for but you need to stop this psyop bullshit

There are young impressionable people on here and we don't need anymore dirty homosexuals in the world.

>>less drama with a man
>>always wants sex
You are full of shit.

>men want and are capable of as much sex as women
L E L

I had a similiar problem. Then I learned how to suck my own dick and it's all good now.

does that make you gay?

actual homo here, lemme belittle your opinion for a bit

>>less drama with a man
hahahahahaha no

>>always wants sex
nah. no periods so it statistically adds up but besides that, all day erryday buttsecks is a meme

>>a good lifting partner
not dependent on sexual orientation kek. lots of fun with no homo gym jokes though

>>will talk about interesting subjects, not stupid meme diets and shoes
no. anecdotal as fuck but my bf is a literal flaming faggot. talks about 90s house music and vintage clothing during bench spots for crying out loud

subject to change should i ever consider dating another bear. but for now? literally just boipucci instead of real pucci, the rest is similar if not same to most women.

You should stop those steroids user, they're making you paranoid

If you have to ask if its gay, its gay

Female ass feels/smells much better than male ass.

Source: tried it myself for years before I picked a side

But men succ better

Totally agree with you there, men know how to give head much better than women

Perhaps ome sort of boycott of women should be organised until they collectively step their blowjob game up

It should be easy enough, the clit is like a dick and they know how they want it sucked. Men just instinctively know how to do it.

You're already a faggot.

How can women even compete?

Expensive hair, makeup, and revealing clothes. Except it doesn't work and makes them less appealing tbqh

Hnng

CHAD fucks BRAD and eats DICK while YOU spend HOURS orbiting STACEY

This is a dumb meme. These kinds of gay dudes are hard to find these days, unless you live in a gay Mecca like Atlanta or San Fransisco.

I'mm not attracted to masculine physical or social traits.

It's not an excuse it's just a fact.

Same and yes, just give in.

super hyper faggot, u have deferent type of woman fukin gay

You'll be fine if you're not fucking a fairy princess. Normal gays exist.

Do you feel more attracted to men sexually and/or romantically?

It means you want to try sucking a dick.

Do it. But don't go on a rampaging cocklust storm, break yourself in gently. Even if that means just finding someone to cuddle with. If you do go into MAXIMUM OVERSLUT mode, use condoms. Don't trust those little shitheads who say they're on PrEP, there's a high chance they're either lying or aren't taking it properly. It's ~92% effective at preventing HIV transmission if they stay on top of their dosages but it drops way lower if they're not consistent.

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFTTTTTTPPPTPPHPHPPHPH

Is this more to your liking, BRAAAAAAAPPlord?

Anyone else think gay couples are cute af?

I'm always extra nice to them cause i'm aware people will be assholes towards them

>when a guy has better looking ass than your gf

what's going on?

If everything is basically the same to women then why not just be with a woman. Same thing but less weird looks.

One of the biggest spokespersons of the republicans is literally an ethnically jewish gay catholic.
>Not knowing Milo Yiannopolous

tfw bi but never had an offline relationship with a guy
this is so cute

because some people arent' attracted to women?

tfw fascination with penis but litterally no affection/attraction for men.
i still prefer women 100% of the time.

i guess i lay somewhere on the spectrum boys

Tbh me too
There should be an 'interested in cock without it being weird and clingy' club

i thought i was the only one

>Could suck a dick, but the idea of kissing a man revolts me.

Yeah how's he doing lately?

For a while I thought I was gay. I fapped to gay porn and even got a dildo and played with my ass, but Ive always been interested in girls and loved having sex with them.

So I tried hooking up with dudes, but only ever got horny enough to do it if I was high on some type of stimulant like Adderall or cocaine.

I did it three times. First two times I wasn't into it at all, but figured maybe I needed a better looking dude. Found a better looking dude.

I distinctly remember having a dick in my mouth and thinking "I'm not that into this at all."

So now I've hooked up with dudes three times and am now aware that I don't like it and am straight.

Weird feels.

I like tits.

It's no more gay to suck your own dick than it is to masturbate.

exactly lmao

well, they happen to have no dicks

>inb4 muh feminine trap benis
get out

Traps and fuccbois. I don't have too many trap asses because they're not my face, but here's some attention whore from /hm/.

Not anymore he's not. They're ditching him like a hot potato.

He dun goofed big time. There's a massive shitstorm going on about some kinda creepy stuff about gay relationships between young boys and adult men he said on a podcast he was guesting on. Mainstream media dogpiled him, his fanbase remains divided. He tried to reel it back by saying he was mentioning that he was referring to a relationships he had when he was 17 and the guy was in his thirties and that he thinks current age of consent laws are fine (specifically 16 years old in the UK) but earlier in the podcast he was talking about sexually mature 13 year old boys with older men. IIRC his book deal got shitcanned because of it.

The whole thing's a goddamn mess.

To be fair, blowjobs are better than kisses.

Maybe you wanted to be pegged? It's good you were able to get yourself sorted out though. Most guys just let it fester.

>they're not my *type
Must've had an aneurysm there.

>implying gays arent the women of men

>implying gays arent the women of men

>tfw complete opposite
>tfw want to spend my life with an interesting man and the dick is just a bonus

Let me just get this straightened out, the men that OP describes are a dime a dozen, as long as you don't live in some rural hellhole.

However, they are top-tier gays, and you'll only land them if you're also top-tier. They tend to be shallow and are only looking for other guys just like them. Anyone who is saying these guys barely exist are just lower down on the food chain and 10/10 guys won't even consider them viable partners anyway. Hence all of the excuses
> OP, most gays are flamboyant dramas Queens, hur dur

Obviously he means that you should be fucking straight men instead.

>tfw get a new straight cruch every week
I would if I could

>less drama with a man
LOL you've obviously never even KNOWN a gay person let alone being one yourself!

OP, you're so obviously about 15 or 16 years old and know NOTHING about gay men OR straight women, all you know are the silly little GIRLS in your highschool, and that's what they are, LITTLE GIRLS, not even proper women yet.

Now get out of here, Underage B&

Go to a gay bar and observe what a "typical gay man" actually is/looks like. Neither Hollywood movies, degenerate street parades, nor the meme humanities institutes in your nearest college campus give an accurate portrayal.
In short: no, a typical gay man won't be a flamboyant drama queen.
And the blowjobs. Don't forget the better blowjobs.

That's so round...

I've got a lot of asses in my folder but there's none quite as round and juicy as that one.

this thread is a documentation of why western civilization is dying

>being mad that there's more women available because dudes don't want to fug them

Thicc round ass coupled with strong erector and lats are GOATtbh

>tfw you see a guy with good back but no ass

>lesbian bed death
>queerosexuals
>fag-dragged
fascinating

Kek

Idk. Never had any interested in anal stimulation in particular. I'm kinda a deviant and enjoy doing shit that feels wrong just cause it feels wrong. Like some drugs.

I think that's why the idea of gay sex was attractive to me even though I'm not attracted to men.

Like I said, kinda weird.

>>less drama with a man

kekno

>>always wants sex

Party true.
Blowjobs and frotting are daily when you have a boyfriend, but anal sex is like once per week, Friday-night kind of thing.
No one has time/patience to douche every other day, user.

>>a good lifting partner

If you're lucky to find a dude that's into lifting as much as you and is committed to it, yeah.
A lot of my gay friends prefer working out separately from their boyfriends, to avoid distractions etc.
Gay gym dudes are a lot more high-maintenance than your average gay, though.

>>will talk about interesting subjects, not stupid meme diets and shoes

Eh, it depends.
It's easier to find a dude that shares your interests, than it is to find a girl i guess.
Again, it's a matter of luck.
I do enjoy talking about shoes and fashion occasionally, though.

A strong wide back is like my biggest turn-on desu.

Your post reminded me of was a qt twink /hm/ was obsessed with until recently that was posting videos of him getting fucked by huge bbcs and shoving shampoo bottles up his ass.

When some creepos found his socials he claimed he was straight and getting fucked by bbcs was "just a phase".

I don't have enough good back photos, mostly just asses.

While we're on homo topic right now, tell me guys do you like smell of your own dick? Don't know but sometimes when i sit in front of pc and havent wash dick it has specific smell that sometimes turn me on or somtimes i ocassionally smell my pants. That intense smell of real man.

haha

Another gay thread. Why?

It goes like this:
ass > quads/hams > erectors/lats > calves > chest > forearms > shoulders > literally anything else
Dude I fucking love the smell of musky dick and balls. In fact that's the biggest reason my ex broke up with me.

faggots are loud about being a faggot because they're such humongous fucking faggots that they don't have anything else that defines them

s&h&r

>be me
>be 7
>at friends house for a play date
>he has to go poop
>I follow him into bathroom and help him construct a bridge of toilet paper spanning the toilet bowl
>he poops and it lands on the toilet paper bridge
>mom walks in
>sends me to gay conversion camp

Yes, but not the half a week unwashed dick smell, the morning after an evening shower dick smell.

It's back > chest > ass > quads > calves > shoulders> arms > anything else for me.

Gay fit dudes are cool
Less competition for me

>tfw a guy just replied "lol" when i sent him a pic of my legs
i fucking hate being an ugly skelly ; ;

kek

You can fix that.

Dicks have a nice smell as long as they're kept clean.

>tfw trying to get t h i c c
>bf started lifting with me but doesn't anymore
>goes maybe once a week and does BP

;; -;;

I've had gay sex once when I was drunk and couldn't get hard. don't remember a fucking thing either. Apparently my friend who's gay and was also drunk said that I said something along the lines of "sorry mate but I'm just not gay" after I sucked him off.

Post legs user, it can't be that bad.

You're posting on the gayest board about the gayest fitness-related hobby.
It's like going on a women's softball forum and being annoyed at the lezs.

I could totally do a passable tranny, but never a regular dude.

Low test beta detected

He said gay men, not faggots. There's a difference.

while it does seem less dramatic I can't help the fact that I am not sexually attracted to men. As much as I hate women and they drive me crazy, they still get my dick hard

>passable tranny
>posts a hon

l m a o

wtf is a hon?

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