Tfw your qt 8/10 17 year old gf dresses up in her old school uniform so you can fuck her in it

>tfw your qt 8/10 17 year old gf dresses up in her old school uniform so you can fuck her in it

God tier feels thread?

>17
Are you even trying to feel edgy?

>old school uniform
if shes 17 its not an old uniform make sure she washes it before monday

Thanks for the free (you)s, kiddos

i was 17 in 11th grade m'nigger have another you

what grade are you in btw? 11 or 12

I'm 18, UK age of consent is 16. I just like baiting Americans with their puritanical consent laws.

not mad youre fucking a 17yr old just sayin shes still in school buddy

You're not me, fuck off brit scum

She hasn't worn that particular uniform for at least five years.
>it still fits her

You're not OP though???? I am!

she just a small girl? I don't care what faggots on Veeky Forums are memeing, fucking a hundred pound club will always be more fun than some "high test" fat fuck

My happiest female related story that doesn't include my ex was this past October

>Go to club/bar
>drunk
>high
>dancing
>black girl on dance floor digging my moves
>grinds on me
>we make out
>she jerks me in corner of dancefloor for a few minutes
>go to get another drink
>Asian chick I knew from ages back runs into me
>We make out within 60 seconds of chit chat
>pick her up and basically hump her/dance on dancefloor
>Everyone going nuts
>My African friend gets everyone hyped up around me
>leave dancefloor with her
>go to my car
>she blows me
>go back to bar
Run into my exes ex-best friend
>dance a bit
>chitchat
>leave together
>Go to this massive fucking beautiful house she was house sitting at
Starts blowing me on couch
>Her friend comes into living room with black kid
from one of my college classes last year
>Other girl starts blowing him
>Get up to get some water
>While she's blowing him She grabs my dick and starts jerking it
>We high five eachother
>My girl goes upstairs
>have crazy sex all night long
>In the morning go get Dunkins with girl I fucked
>As we park my ex walks out of the Dunkins
>stares at us and says nothing

This is a true story
I was on cloud nine for like 3 weeks after this event. I felt like a fucking God. Then I went back to being my old miserable self until I fucked another chick I was trying to get with for ages like 3 months after

Also when I meant doesn't include my ex I meant sexually

Sounds good user, what're your stats

How the fuck did you pull that off? are you just that attractive or do you have mad game?

I've slept with 9 women.
Lost virginity at 16, then right after met my ex. We dated for 6 years and I was going to marry her.
We split up about 19-20 months ago.
Was devastated for a long fucking time.
Have made out with 30 + girls, gotten dome from 14. This includes the sexed up bitches.

Well I'm definitely handsome. And it's not just my mother that thinks so. I'm also 6'3. But the thing about that night is I barely spoke to these women. I was just totally 100% in the zone having the best time of my life. I was thoroughly enjoying myself so I think it just spread.

This is 4 chan, nigger. That story is faker than the Holocaust.

It's not. It's a true event. I understand fully that it sounds like bullshit because before it happened I couldn't imagine something like that actually happening. I got a sweet taste of a rockstar lifestyle for one night in my 24 years of life. It's not that far fetched.

Scrublord, what the fuck are you doing posting on Veeky Forums you fagot

I'm a Veeky Forumsizen you cunt. A thread came up and I chose to respond to it.

Answer my snappychat then you cunt.

Who the fuck is Scrublord?

...

Is this you?

lol no, that kid looks sick.

>Did you lose weight user?

I did the same thing at 22.

>tfw i'll graduate uni debt free

None of you fags can top this good feel

>I'll graduate and enjoy what I do

Already did

>feel a bump on your nutsack
>think it's cancer
>turns out it's a zit
>pop it
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>whew

>tfw ill graduate uni having been paid to go there

.....so?