You get to decide the rules of your gym. Other than the obvious (rerack your weights etc), what do you pick?
I'll start >No retarded circuits >If you're offered to work in, and say no, or don't ask at all, you forfeit the right to get salty when the user takes a while >Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path
Cooper Smith
>Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path fucking this
assholes keep doing this to me during heavy squats to take weights from the back of the rack. those are my plates reeeeee
Oliver Lewis
For every pl8 you have to lose an item of lower clothing
Anthony Murphy
>anyone who browses Veeky Forums automatically not allowed that's it, that's the one rule
Joseph Butler
whats wrong with circuits faggot
Noah Garcia
> no deadlifts Don't want people coming to sue my gym for spine degeneration > no speaker music Headphone music is preferable to top 40 > Free chalk, squat pads and all handle accessories > A good on site cafe
Luis King
>no old people >only qt3.14s
Ayden Martin
This unironically, i would have a one for one sort policy where if you want to sign up you need to find a girl to sign up too. Makes the gym dynamic a lot nicer.
Aaron Hernandez
>squat pads
You spelled pussy pads wrong
Benjamin Robinson
>no manlets >nobody under the age of 21 >no roid faggots >anybody who wears stringer tops is banned >nude optional >no women
Kevin Ortiz
I would have a mandatory introdutory training program where you have to start with an exclusively legs strength routine of squats, leg extensions/ curls and calf raises before moving on to unlocking upper body exercises.
Would ensure only balanced physiques and serve to wittle out all the curl bros.
Landon Morgan
>grills in the gym
I'm literally gonna open a mens only gym when I have the capital
Carson Gray
>anybody who wears stringer tops is banned > nude optional
Isaiah Reyes
I've always thought an XP style of gyming would be addictive - you earn points through ratings, form and weights, ratings including gym etiquette - then you can spend these points on new exercises, equipment or spots and snacks.
Maybe have a blood echoes system where if you fail a few sets if you come back the following week and do it all to perfection you get the points you would have had.
Noah Long
>no niggers >no spics >no pajeets >no fatties >no dyels >no fags >no women with cup size less than E >no women with less than a bachelor's degree >no brunette women >no women with acne >no women who wear makeup to the gym >no women who attention whore on facebook/instagram >no conservative clothing on women >no liberals >no niggers >no poors >no manlets >men must have a BPEL 7" dick or bigger will be measured on application >no cardio It would be a dream come true.
Samuel Rivera
rippletits pls gtfo
Caleb Watson
1. everyone must be naked 2. no fatties 3. wipe your ass before you lift
Kayden Taylor
>also no acne for men, and watch all the frauds rage at the door.
Brandon Evans
here I forgot >no jews
David Rogers
some dyel gym employee walked under my OHP once and almost took lmao 1.5plaet to the skull
idk where they find these retards
Carter Nelson
> OHP > plaet Where do they find people who can't type hop and plate? Idk
Hudson Mitchell
agreed. number 1 rule imo, there's always a little pajeet who sneaks under the bar WHILE i'm squatting to do pushups.
Carter Gray
(its gonna have a safe shooting-up room with clean needles)
Jason White
>have to start on a legs routine >squat, deadlift, calf raises, leg press >must get to 1.5pl8 squat or 4pl8 leg press and 2pl8 deadlift to unlock upper body >must get to 2pl8 squat or 5pl8 leg press, 3pl8 deadlift and 1.5pl8 bench to unlock machines
Isaac Perry
I'm not going to break a pr every session
I'm not new
Gabriel Fisher
>no women >no roiders >no shitskins All problems solved
Carson Roberts
>only fat women
Really?
Blake Carter
>no non-Aryans
we NSDAP now
Noah Sanders
>no speaker music This is stupid. >Squat pads Ah I see, you're retarded.
Jeremiah Richardson
Probably keep everyone on machines for the first two years until they have a good base fitness so they wont injure themselves and then you graduate to free weights.
There can be a fun hierarchy like maybe the different groups have different gym shorts and can bully the others like wearing their yellow shorts in the changing rooms in front of them or flexing as they walk past the weights room window but the other guys will be like "they're mean haha, but i will promise to be there one day"
Luke Harris
everything
Ryan Ward
>out of business
Elijah Butler
Rule#4 retard.
Easton Phillips
most of the problems in my gym are related to lack of space, lack of the right equipment (only one flat bench press), bullshit equipment like a pull-up assist machine, and stupid "personal trainers". I have no issue with the clients in general.
Isaiah Davis
t.dyel faggot
Mason Howard
lolwut
must be a triggered "personal trainer"
Blake Perez
>no jews Sorry bro.
Jonathan Ramirez
>ensure balanced physique by creating physique imbalances
really made me think
Landon Turner
> curlbro thinking
See im already balancing you out
Carson Martin
jokes on you i deadlift ~300lbs more than i bench
William Torres
But i bet you can curl ~300lbs more than you can dead
Lucas Baker
>Just be cool to each other
Why do you guys have so many rules?
Luke Gomez
>no single people allowed
single people are usually the creepy/slutty variety.
Brandon Carter
did you ever do martial arts man? Sometimes (one a week or so, depending on your preferences) you just have to do circuits man.
Xavier Turner
Fuck off, rippletits.
Parker Sullivan
Horribly underrated
Adam Miller
>loud music only Fucking why? It's not a club, loud shit music in the gym is fucking annoying.
Liam Rodriguez
The space between a man and the mirror is inviolate You cross between someone working out and the mirror, you go fucking home.
Carson Scott
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Juan King
I didn't mean circuits themselves so much as the dumbasses who do them and take up 10 pieces of equipment at once.
Andrew Rivera
Looks like someone forgot to grease the manlet pit again
Isaac Harris
No.
Circuit is mixing up cardio and lifting in a retarded random way. Just train them separately that way you have control on what to improve. Or just go and practice fighting.
Parker Martin
What the fuck is BPEL.
James Kelly
>no clothes >no women >no homo
Benjamin Cook
How do you get leg press before machines?
Aiden Garcia
>>If you're offered to work in, and say no, or don't ask at all, you forfeit the right to get salty when the user takes a while
And stop fucking loitering.
>>Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path
Jesus fuck, imma gonna drop an OHP on the next manlet who walks under it.
Chase Myers
Bone Pressed Erected Length
Jason Cruz
The only rules I actually care about: >Swipe your sweat off machines >If you smell like shit, use deodorant >Don't get in the way of somebody mid-set >Don't use a bench or machine for 20 minutes and spend most of the time of your phone >Fuck off grannies