You okay, user? Guess all that heavy lifting didn't help you in a fight

>You okay, user? Guess all that heavy lifting didn't help you in a fight.

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i think if i was lying flat on the ground i would still be taller than him

well, i mean, you've been champion twice in the ufc

if anything you're just being a cunt

We had the exact same thought, what the hell user.

do girls find this attractive? should i cut 60lbs of muscle?

>manlet irishman
>wins fights
>not rigged

Its water weight mostly

And yes, a fighter body is ideal for women. Look at George St.(eroids) Pier

Memeing aside. Why is Dee so loyal to him?

Literally worked and paid for his training while he was on welfare.

>tfw will never have a Dee in my life

>I showed you my dick, answer me.

>should i cut 60lbs of muscle
> of muscle

yeah right, fatboy

I'll give you my d, senpai

well it fucking paid off for her, didn't it

maybe he gave her some inspirational speech about "oim the fooken best" and she believed it

why is she so loyal? hes a fucking billionaire at this point

>you will never run your hands against his abs while he sits on you

Why bother living?

2.5 million...

He got her when she was ugly

Why wouldn't she be loyal to him now that he's made it if she was loyal to him when he was poor?

>tfw no chav gf

How much do you weigh?

I see nothing wrong with her there desu.

are you chinese?

She is a bit chubby, but thats it. Nothing a couple months of fitness can't fix

20 million

Why does Veeky Forums hate this guy again?

plz fill my cavernous hole

Because he won at life,while everyone on Veeky Forums are wagecucks

what kind of faggot gets a tattoo of his own name

The kind of faggot who, if called a faggot for having such a tattoo, would promptly Knock you out.

Not bigging him up or anything, but the self absorbed and those confident in their own ability showboat in such ways.

tbqh

Why would heavy deadlifting help me in a sport designed to entertain mentally handicapped people, you irish mongoloid manlet?

Looks like OP struck a nerve

>hes a fucking billionaire at this point

>Conor would fight some nobody on the street because they talked shit.
are you 12 ?

>"Heh that's what you think... I've been waiting for this!"
>SHORYUKEN!
>METSU-HADOKEEEEEEEN

Nothing personal.

extremely proud of his heritage and himself

Why are martial art fighters so insecure about their physical abilities?

I bet they think they can outrun top tier olympic sprinters too

do you know what insecure means?

Who here claims that lifting helps in a fight? Literally who?

Damn autist with your strawman

they're a traditional couple, and literally couple goals.

>she stood by him when he needed her the most because she saw greatnes in him
>now that he's rich there's no way she's gonna leave, he's the alpha male
>As is expect, and in the males nature, he runs around and occasionally fucks other woman
>BUt only breeds her, his mate for life

its really quite beautiful

Do you know what a strawman even is?

You believe strengthening areas of your body has no benifit to speed or power?

Tbh just be flexible and have a strong core, legs and shoulders and you'll be a good fighter

Oh y-you are bigger and stronger than me b-but I bet I can take you in a fight

Oh y-you are faster than me b-but I bet I can take you in a fight

It's his family name, which happens to be a source of pride for him.

>I bet they think they can outrun top tier olympic sprinters too
>Oh y-you are faster than me b-but I bet I can take you in a fight
retard

Who are you quoting?

and Can you even read?

The only insecure one here is you. And it shows

t. insecure manlet MMA wannabe

>a fighter can beat a sprinter in a fight
>a sprinter can beat a fighter in a sprint
>someone who lifts to be big is bigger than someone who doesn't
Ground breaking work user.

fucken idiot

He'd never get that close to anyone I'd grab his leg and choke him to death.

His TDD has improved since the Diaz loss

My friend, this board is nothing but narcisism. When someone makes fun of your precious weight lifting faggots like you lose their mind and act like you were always humble

>What fight I dont like fights I lift so people wont fight me

Overwhelming power differences can overcome technique but due to human limitations examples between 2 humans are non existant

A better example would be a bug with the power to kill a herd of elephants (technique), but a stinger not big enough to actually penetrate elephant skin (power)

Implying I'm not a member of the NEET master race living off the dime of you wagecucks. Silly wagies, while you slave away all day for mr shekelstein I have all the time in the world for self improvement

If I got him in a bear hug I would wreck this fuckin Manlet I'm literally twice his size and bench double what he does

Sshhhhh its all he has

After one class of MMA, I realized meat heads are not intimidating

>class of MMA

Gahahahahahahahahah

>if
>if
>if

Get him in a bear hug, then talk you little bitch. If I had a gun I could kill someone.

More like if your country allowed you to

>Yurocuck

>Congrats on beating an untrained civilian in a fight Mr professional MMA fighter. Here is your lawsuit

Watch videos from when the UFC first started, where little lanklet jiu jitsu twinks would btfo big and burly boxers.

Because that's a TRUE woman. Just like there are very very few men left in the world, there are very few woman as well. A true man follow his passion, despite what others say. A true woman nurtures and gives herself selflessly (not to the point of losing self respect) both to her children and her man for their growth. Most guys work to get a pay check and impress others. Most girls marry to make their friends jealous or get with a guy to make other people envy them and make them feel like they have self worth. What you see with conor and his wife is what a true, healthy relationship should look like and one where if mother nature was an entity, would smile gleefully.

I'm sure an amateur in MMA could heem ya. Ya fookin' bum

*Cocks glock*

Nothin' personal kid.

>self improvement
>posts on Veeky Forums

Are you seriously stupid enough to think that Connor can't lift heavy?

This shitpost makes out that weight training is stupid because you might have a chance encounter with a manlet who's devoted his life to martial arts and he might try and Attack you for some reason. Connor does more functional stength stuff I think, kettlebells etc he still probably does some weights tho.

People who love each other do that shit, user. I subbed my GF (now wife) through Oxford, and when she graduated I went back to uni and retrained. We're going to rinse and repeat through our Masters starting next year.

>twf you will never have this

hahahahha
youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
fucking lmao

DELET THIS

>its a gigantic genetic freak to handle McGregor

Great arguement my dude! Unfortunately there aren't a lot of Mountain sized men

Because Mcgregor is a fucking beast thats why.
He didnt just simply become one throught fame and money he has always been one

*FFFFFFRRRRRRP*

Connor got lucky a few times, and now he ducks Khabib. Lel.

50 cent was at one point worth half a fucking billion. He claims to have spent it all. But im pretty sure he got jewed out of it.

"Lucky"

Fuck Hafthor. He fucked and didnt use a squat suit, and after that he didnt give a fuck and just dicks off. He is wasting everyones time at the competitions now.


But the video? Every big guy in one of these situations is always trying to be gentle and not accidentally kill the little fucker. Everytime.

It was dumb luck vs a guy who was sleeping through the fight.

Khabib has beaten a bunch of nobodies, watch his last fight the only reason he won is because he sat on johnson, he's not a striker and can't take a hit.
Let me guess you think he's badass because he's Russian and wrestles with a baby bear gtfo soviet dweeb.

He doesn't even draw half the amount of people Connor does to a fight.

>tfw no woman will ran up to you crying genuine tears of joy and hug you in front of millions of people

Feels bad man

yup o'connor wins all his fights through luck.

.. yep .. definitely.

>he only won because he wrestled and won

i don't get why people point to this fight as meaning anything

mountain had him grasped by his skull and let him go because he couldn't realistically kill a man during a friendly spar.

if this were an actual fight mcgregor died about 20 seconds in.

the kind of faggot who is likely to forget their name

not him but I think he's badass because hes undefeated

thats what im saying in response to the faggot asking you faggot. No shit shed by loyal to a billionaire

have you never met a successful girl who went for a complete drop kick who was sorta alpha because hes a bad boy? thats basically what happened here, except he made it

Damn user that was beautiful

>GSP
>roids
fucking kek. He wants more and better testing you mong.

>should i cut 60lbs of muscle?
>60lbs of muscle

Sure, fatass

nope

never heard of this narrative you're spittin at all.

i've heard the women short term fuck the badboy

but the idea that a woman will invest a decade into a guy and pay his way entirely because he's a "bad boy" is pretty idiotic.

He was super fit, and almost certainly had social status in their circles as a dude with a lot of talent who's clearly going places.

Nigga was a plumber

That kind of thing can be trumped if you have something like social status in the local fighting scene. If a bunch of other people around are looking past it and still respect you, women in that setting will too.

sounds like girls i've dated except i never made it. they invest in guys and want to fix them in some way so them progressing and branching out is them seeing as needing them. it's like a support role they volunteer for.

also that chick isn't that good looking. average/10 would bang if conjugal visit.