Hot chick sits on the otherside of my cubicle at work

>hot chick sits on the otherside of my cubicle at work
>very cute, quiet, seen her eating lunch alone in the park on break
>decide to be a fucking autist and look her up on facebook
>she is fit as fuck and has won some boxing or MMA championships or someshit
wh-what do bros?

You sound autistic, so don't bother. Just keep doing nothing.
Also, women combat sports suck donkey dick.

why tf does he sound autistic, just cuz he hasnt talked to her?

>go buy two pairs of MMA/Boxing gloves
>bring them in to work next week
>throw a pair on her desk when she's working and tell her to square the fuck up

assert your dominance over her, OP. It's the only way

She looks like she could kick my ass based on the photos though.

i was in this situation.i still havent talked to her.

You could probably beat her, OP

What the fuck

Op is the reason I stay off social media.

I don't want anyone googling me and making assumptions based on a online profile.

Plus I feel that it helps to have the upper hand in the interaction when the other person has zero clue what you're about.

>This

lmao

This board sucks. Literally how to I talk to girls afc

My profile picture is my face blended through photoshop onto a ham. One of my friends made it, and we all used it as a profile picture for a while.

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>look up qt coworker's Veeky Forums posts
>mfw

Fight her and lose on purpose.

Ask her if she'd beat you up while you masterbate

ask her if she browses teh 'ch0n. if she does, what boards. if she doesn't, introduce her to Veeky Forums. she'll Veeky Forums right in here with all her mma knowledge

>not giving double thumbs up just as she starts sitting on your face

Wife her up. She seems like a nice lady.

It's like they're retarded

Just say "good morning" and smile when you come in to work tomorrow. See how she responds. Go from there.

Maybe next time ask how she is.

This isn't even flirtation, it's ordinary socialization, but you have to start somewhere.