"Hey user, heading to Costco honey what should I get you?"

>"Hey user, heading to Costco honey what should I get you?"

please put some different clothes on mom

condoms, we're gonna need them tonight mommy ;)

a harpoon

Ground turkey
Whey
Brown rice
Coffee
Steam-in-bag broccoli
Paper towels
If I think of anything else, I'll text you.

> not going raw in that pussy

WTF, why is she talking to me like she knows me on a daily basis?
And WTF is she doing in my house?

Just get like 10 or so gallons of milk, my milk fridge is almost empty

Jumbo pack of gfs please. THE WHITE KIND THIS TIME!

silly boy, you know those are reserved for people with food stamps

Mom, you're getting fat. Lets go on a cut together.

>rip her clothes off
>throw her on the bed
>start fucking
Anyone else?

>sorry user they were fresh out of vanilla but i got you some chocolate instead

low test

wtf mom when did you become a sheboon????

great reading comprehension skills user

upvote for honestly good sir

i want to bleach this slut, fuck off and make her have my mulatto children that she'll gladly take care of while ill never see her again

Can you get me a gf

Sauce?????

>bleaching
>not the vastly superior COLONIZED

Also >screwing over your offspring

...

That one-piece is trying it's hardest, but it's not working. Her head is too small for that manatee body.

Not into blacks, but this chick is way hotter than OP's.