What would you boys do if you saw me at the gym? :)

it costs 40 pounds to rent plates at my gym

First post best post

Fpbp

keep working out because im not attracted to bimbos with no ass

Probably be pissed that you are doing low weight workouts on shit I need to use.

Otherwise probably ignore your gross fake tits and that fucked up looking face.

fp bp

do a 360 and walk away back to the weight room

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

who finds these plastic bimbos attractive?

underrated, although FPBP still stands

Perform a ghetto lip reduction.

>turn around and 360 the fuck out of here

>Turn 360 degrees

you're smart one, aren't you?

new here?

Wonder why you pretended to be a girl online

>Posts oldfag image
>Doesnt get Oldfag joke

High quality recovery.

Ask you to spot me on bench so I could shove my mouth around your dick and reveal to everyone you're a cross dressing homosexual who should be excommunicated from the gym.

Bro, i'm not even a newfaggot xD

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>homegym
Trespassers will be shot on sight.

Continue working out the exact same as I would without you there. Only my heart would be beating slightly faster if one of my exercises was near you because grill

>for you

This shit so much.

Call you a turbo faggot for roleplaying on the internet, then

>avoid making eye contact at all costs
>stare at my feet when you're nearby and facing me
>mumble if you talk go me, doing everything in my power to get away as quickly as possible
>gaze directly into your ass while you do cardio
>jerk off to memories and fantasies when I get home
>cry in the shower
>eat an entire box of oreos
> post a "tfw no gf" thread on Veeky Forums

me

Wondered if you did some plastic surgery for the lips and tried to avoid eye contact most probably.

you realize plates lose 5lbs when they drill the hole right you fucking autistic fat lord?

My names Brian...

Kek this nigga

How's the kitchen, Brian?

>french speaking african
what a time to be alive

She's not even attractive.

>you.. you.... too

I would immediately expose my penis and begin masturbating while staring at you. Hopefully I would be able to ejaculate before I am removed from the gym by the police. Ideally, I would be able to corner you long enough to actually ejaculate onto you, but that isn't absolutely essential.

a 360 degree turn would have you walking the same direction as when you started turning....

Newfag detected.

What? I'm not new to the internet, I'm one of the topped rep commentators on r/leangains bro. That's where I heard about this place

Maybe you were the newfag all along

newfags PLEASE LURKMOAR

For those who are new:

We here in Veeky Forums are so mufuggin swole that it takes us 360 degrees to turn around due to our girth. A normie dyel could accomplish the same feat in only 180 degrees. This is just one of the downsides of being this swole.

Stare at her but never glance at her if I see her glancing back,stupid whore you're not worth enough for me.

Finish my set and leave, I don't want to be a creep and be in her presence since I am an ugly male

Fucking newfags

look away in disgust, and try to concentrate on my workout.

D-do you like daggers?

The best post, 'tis no more than the first
*tip

me

>not making your own weights to make sure it's got the correct mass

>glance over once or twice between sets if she crosses my sightline
>continue workout as normal

Is it really so hard you autists?