What do you do for fun user? You don't spend all your time at the gym right?

>What do you do for fun user? You don't spend all your time at the gym right?

sometimes i look at pictures of half naked men.... no homo though

they use my penis shape to mold dildos

>currently on day 3 of nofap (for test but also lent)
>Girl I always jerk off to posts new bikini pics
>the lord is tempting me

What do

Fuck off, coalburner.

post them

She's probably not your type
>she's 12yo

That's where you're wrong kiddo

Ayyye. How am I supposed to nofap when the love of my life posts this kind of stuff
>also pls no ban

>talking to qt3'14 asian girl the other day
>says she likes "art" in her description
>Write that i love art too, she asks me what
>Tell her i enjoy the New York School (Rothk, pollock etc, literal plebtiere)
>"Oh..well i mostly like modern art"
>get that she clearly has no clue so i don't ask any follow up question to avoid coming off as pretentious and patronising
>She continues "but hey, i love learning new stuff, preferably over a cup of coffee ;)"
>accidentally ignore her for a while
>She goes "so what are your other hobbies?"
> finally replay after a few days "yeah we should grab a coffee, hmm my interests, i love french films from the 50s and 60s (something called the french new wave) i'm also really into 19th century french literature and i majored in modern middle eastern politics"
>her final replay is "Oh, well now that i know you i'm not that interested anymore...sorry, but good luck on tinder!"
>Figure she is bitchtesting me so i send her a couple of messages
>ignored

what did i do wrong

youre disgusting

What did I do wrong
>art
>French film
>French literature
>modern middle eastern politics

Not sure if b8 or you're just retarded

why is she wearing a top when she has no tits?

>why aren't you taking off your shirt user? Show me your sixpack!

shes a poser who didn't want to get btfo by some guy who knew his shit.
most fail art hoes date dumb rednecks who don't know shit

...

You're telling me you're not attracted to this?
Because in America if young girls were allowed to go topless no old woman would ever get a man.
And you can't tell in this pic but she does have some breasts, small but there

Don't get mad at me he asked

plz more

Omg OP actually cam thru my favorite OP

fuck off tv poster

Not sure what this means

...Nice.

I like to drink shit wine, watch netflix and spend 6 hours a day scrolling through facebook, and sometimes I take pictures of food and post them on instagram. You? Wow, you have the exact same hobbies? That's craaaaazy.

What do you think Elsa smells like?

milk and salty coins

Cocoa butter and cheap malt liquor

sashimi and rice oil

Why would I be attracted to a child

She will feel dumb around you, when obviously is a poser that tries to look smart (compensation). You did great user, stay away from that kind of people

get the fuck outta my house, ya pinhead or ya gonna get a slap

I'm not even sure how long I have been without fapping but I think almost two weeks now. Getting boner from these pics and morning woods that I haven't had for a long time. Feels good mon.

She's no child

>finally replay after a few days

gee, I wonder what you did wrong

I play a physics based car soccer game on my custom gaming pc, im a faggot. Run away as fast as you can

>Oh user, can I meet some of your friends?
>You do have real friends, right?

>learly has no clue so i don't ask any follow up question to avoid coming off as pretentious and patronising
>>She continues "but hey, i love lear
lmao is this bait you come across as a total tool

I had someone break up with me from tinder for not having other friends in this country (UK > US)

give me a fucking break I'm here to work how do I even just go out and make friends at 25

>tfw after 6 years of crushing loneliness in college, i finally have a group of friends