No matter how much you lift, you will never wake up to this

No matter how much you lift, you will never wake up to this.

Thanks, I was just having a good day.

I'm slowly starting to accept this

My girlfriend is more attractive

The sooner the better friend. I accepted it a couple years ago and life is a lot better.

>implying lifting is definitely proportional to having a girlfriend instead of just being a factor

Yeah but I like to drink coffee alone in bed in the morning. Doesn't matter if I'm dating the most beautiful woman in the world, that's the only time of the day I take for myself to truly enjoy.

Enjoy your day further by realising that it's only a picture of a woman.
She may look hot but she's probably a pain in the arse

Your girlfriend is most likely a used goods whore

pic or lie

>She may look hot but she's probably a pain in the arse

That kind of thinking sounds like a coping mechanism.

>wanting to wake up next to a snow demon ugly cracker

well it's part of the truth

a relationship isn't just good feels, it's a lot of hard work and having to deal with each other's shit

there's good and bad shit to it, and putting it on a pedestal is as good as putting women on a pedestal: it isn't.

Nigger female please kill yourself

This. Living with a girlfriend can be annoying sometimes, not much time alone

>You will never be her husband

My wife is hotter. No thanks

Well, that's completely different from "She may look hot but she's probably a pain in the arse".

pic or lie

No thanks

I'm sure your wifes boyfriend is cuter too.

Fuck no. Not showing you degenerates my wife

My wife's boyfriend is a twink.

This is the equivalent of waving a steak infront of a starving crowd

lie it is then. i knew it.

I actually had a cuter gf when I was skinnyfat and another qt gf after I got fit, I broke up with her though because I'm too busy making career gains to waste my time being in a relationship.

>you will never wake up next to his feminine face while his feminine hands gently strokes your penis
Thanks for reminding me, faggot.

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