How much do i need to lift for a girlfriend like this?

How much do i need to lift for a girlfriend like this?

Nothing. As long as you're not fat, have a cute face, and can socialize like a normal human being.

A wallet full of money

fuuuuuuuark, so glad my fwb is coming over in half an hour

And you have to do some lat raises with it too for shoulder gains while still being lithe.

You find her that attractive? Pretty meh face, and an average body.

If she woke up on my dick, I'd be okay with it, but I wouldn't lift for her.

but she seems so perfect, how could it be that easy?

I'd say you got some pretty high standards but then again I get a boner over the smallest things, all this lifting has made me horny as fuck 24/7

College campus in FL does that to you..

Sauce?

>perfect
>doesn't have short hair

ah I guess being a Brit gives low standards to me

Fag

You simply don't treat her as perfect, she's human being, just like you, the only thing that differs her from other girls is her pretty face and body. Try to ignore your animal instincts and treat her as your equal, and all will be well.

>This is not perfect to some people

you might be homosexual tbqh js

>be English
>do year placement in San Diego
>absolutely slay hot young american poon with southern english accent and cheeky attitude
>come back to Britain
>4/10s with attitude problems and ridiculous standards everywhere

kill me

you mean women in burkas?

nah, the one redeeming factor of my city is how racist it is.

You brits banned National Action though

Why did you do that?

thats a wide fkin waist

>fridge with tits
>perfect

Because freedom of speech and association may lead to wrongthink

>Some people find this unattractive
Are you active homosexuals?

Former ucf student. Can confirm.

It was nice to just sit in high traffic areas and watch all the girls go by.

never said i wouldn't bang but far from perfect

>nipple piercings

Into the trash.

but nipples piercings are the best part

UF here, that chick is definitely above average.

It's true there are a ton of babes (especially in greek life) but also a ton of ugly brown exchange students/FOB asians/ugly feminist type girls too.