"user you shouldn't gain anymore muscle. I like the way you currently are"

She doesn't want other girls to notice you

>not doing a 360 and walking away
wew

You're not pretty enough for your opinion of how I look to matter to me.

Maybe you should gain some muscle instead of me stopping.

>play it casual *yeah, sure babe*

>proceed to calculate my new tdee and create a maintanance routine to keep my body as my girlfriend likes it

kek

i don't care what you want.

As our love grows so do we as people.
I'm only changing because you make me the kind of man who wants to change into someone better.

Then I hold on for dear life as she wraps her legs around my waist, her pupils dilate, and that pussy grips my dick and starts to suck me dry.
I'll try to knock the phone off of the hook so that the neighbors won't call me and complain about hearing me while I deepdick her into a coma.

My body, my choice,

Keep working out because women don't know what they want or like.

You should always be your first priority. If she can't deal with it well that's too bad. But you can't just go around and stir up shit like that, girls are picky as hell with words, she'll surely get mad.

Unironically best answer

Wew lad

That's fine, at 5'11, 218lb I'm unlikely to gain any more significant muscle, It's time for a cut, anyway.

Now open wide.

>180 degrees
>too intelligent for radians

>radians
>to intelligent for gradians

>Too poor to just pay someone to calculate your angles

>wasting money when your computer has a calculator that you can use for free

"sounds good to me"
If she wants me to change (or stop changing) for her, then she should be willing to do the same for me. Why not use your SO as a dress up doll?

>"nah"
>*whips out dick*

>not charismatic enough to have someone do it for you for free

>not having some beta do the math for your gf for freee

>letting betas orbit your gf for memories with which the losers will masturbate in their closets.

no u

Autism aside, tell her that gaining muscle is a lengthy trick and that the differences won't be visible with frequent personal contact for a long time.

pretty good

>Autism aside
>explain how it's fine autisticly

Good man, this is best answer.

>autisticly

>"sure, no problem"
>kiss her
>realize I was daydreaming
>still a dyel who hasn't had a proper relationship since 2012
>try to sleep to stop feeling like shit for a few hours

>I showed my gf a picture of my goal grapes
>she said the grapes were way too high up on the tree and looked sour

y-you too

Get unreasonably angry and beat her unconscious. Which leads to hard-cock vaginal, wet, fluid-swapping rape.

>lol okay
>finish fucking her
>go to gym

This is the only correct answer.

>wasting eletricity using a calculator on a computer when you can use your brain to calculate, burning calories for free in the process

definitely this

>"You'd be dumb not to" ;)

>"But babe, I can't help but gain muscle after getting all that protein from your feminine penis."

>Impying people talk to me

It's a basic shit-test. I pity the """"man"""" who falls for that.

Fun fact, I once used an argument on a fat "friend" who was considering getting an ice cream, I said " You burn dozens of calories every 30 minutes with hard thinking due to the electrical output needed. I'm not talking about basic thinking, but difficult thinking as in solving a math puzzle. That being said, how many calories could you burn trying to understand that a lighter life is a happier life?"

Never saw him again.

Tell her I'm just doing endurance work and fuck her.

how do i get this

LIterally steroids, keeping a level head and a year.

kek

"No"

good man that user
if you can't tell your friends the truth they aren't your friends

Unironically break up with her because your relationship will have never been better than that moment nor will it ever be.

Ignore her is a close 2nd best.

Exactly what I was thinking.

"as long as you don't gain any weight, I won't either"

>proceed to gym and lift for hypertophy

>not turning 360 degrees
>not moonwalking away

baka

Best.
Also you should apply this to pretty much anything a girl wants from you

>i dont want you to look any better or it will be easy to find a better gf

kys

>be me
>dating girl
>skeleton mode
>buddy convinces me to start lifting
>gf says "user you shouldn't gain anymore muscle. I like the way you currently are"
>lift
>get bigger
>break up with girl
>upgrade
>continue lifting
>new girl asks me why i lift so much
>"user you shouldn't gain anymore muscle. I like the way you currently are"
>continue lifting
>get bigger
>break up with her
>upgrade again
The cycle continues boys.

>p-pls don't surpass my hotness to the point you could find someone else easily if I pull some bullshit

"Stop texting me during my workout, you fucking bitch!"

Shoo shoo gains goblin

translation is 'i think you're looking like you're out of my league and might find another girl'

Another to confirm, best answer is best. Do this.

Because, and this, has almost certain something to do with why she says that.
Her jelly is her problem, she'll still dig the goods. Don't point it out like some jackasses suggest, just keep doing what you want to do.

*tips fedora*

I stopped gaining before I even met my current gf. I like where I am (which is fairly DYEL). I still go to the gym 6 days a week because I like to. I eat at maintenance and lift the same weight. It's autistic as fuck but whatever, I'm happy.

Yeeees

Bitch mode activate. Prepare to lose testosterone and gains.

Gay bars, or grindr if that isnt an option.

>Deal with it, nerd

>too bad I don't like me

>"Sure thing sweaty, anything you want"
Proceed to stop going to the gym
>"Hey user, I... well... I wanna try a new cuckolding fetish"
>"OK, babe, whatever you want"

Literally the only correct answer

How do I become gay? I feel like I'd be a lot happier if I didn't have to deal with women

Step back and transform right then and there. Tell her it's only my second form, and that she should pray she'll never see my final form. Then go back to normal and keep fucking her

You forgot
> find a bull on Craigslist and hide in the closet to watch