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this fucking meme got me to drink monster zero/blue before almost all of my workouts.

fuck you Veeky Forums

That stuff gives me the shits

No it deosnt
Blue is good but try the red its god tier

>Monster Blue

Goddamn bro, how can you even swallow that oversweetened mess.

God Tier:
Monster White
Monster Rehab (Orange)
Monster Red

Meh Tier:
Monster Orange (Basically Fanta with zero calories and caffeine)
Red Bull zero

Utter shit Tier:
Any monster with >1 kcal.
Monster Blue. The first non-caloric Monster and it shows. It tastes like a can of liquid sugar.

>not orange or black

I think you're talking about two different blues. I think he means blue sips and you mean piss sips. Consult the chart.

I had to settle for piss sips one time while traveling last summer and I couldn't even finish it. Blue sips, on the other hand, is not my fave but definitely more palatable than piss.

Do they make a grape monster and will it ever exist in the greatest of british isles

These are no joke the worst 2 flavors my dude>Monster Blue
He means the ultra not the sugar free standard black blue one which is horrible.

>Monster Red
My nigga

Im holding my breath, coming to all store sometime this month. Only available at costco or sams club atm

On my way homie

Yeah that's what I'm saying here Two different blues. One is much worse than the other.

You dont like ultra black?

This was for you

I just saw an article from last week that said they hope to have a nation-wide launch by the end of March.

Sorry brahs, I meant the standard blue, pic related. I was not aware there was another, sip-worthy version. I promise to step up my sip game next time.

S I P B O Y S

Hey guys, I used to just sip casually with my friends but now it seems like I just always want that first sip of the day. What can I do to overcome this. This is really starting to hurt me financially. I just lost my job and can't afford to be sipping this much. I just can't help myself.

I just hopped on the sip wagon... I've only had original white. What others should I try next?

BUT WHY.
WHY IS THE FIRST SIP SO MUCH BETTER?
I NEED TO KNOW.

Ultra red before every workout

Lots of people like red. I like yellow and orange. Few people seem to like black or blue.

These
This one is absolutely awful, never drink it.

It's got what plants crave.

Cant go wrong with any of the ultras really.
If you dont mind sugar i actually think the pink one and coffee ones are great.Black sucks but the ultra blue is good.

Coffee one? Just coffee flavored sips?

>kiwis outside the fridge

I can tell you're more of a /gulp/ guy. Sad!

Those are my girlfriend's. I'm a kiwis-in-the-fridge guy.

Ultras for morning sips. Rehab (light brown/orange) for evening sips.

Its not (((sips))) cause its not ultra but ya they have like 3 standard coffee monsters with 3 special flavors. Theyre all good. Kind of sweet but it aint gonna kill you every once and a while.

SIPBOYS2017
REPORTING IN
got my sips in the fridge but gotta wait till after work
GOD DAMN do i want my sips now

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Iktf

Got another hour myself

My fucking nigger. Ive had all those at one point or another but i think theyve discontinued a lot of those or theyre at least hard as fuck to find. I remember KONA was amazing. And Lo Ball.

theres some indian dude at the 711 by my work who sells them. they taste pretty good. if you wanna immitate it take grape crystal light and put it in carbonated water and its pretty close. im waiting for them to come out everywhere. i refuse to go to the 711 because the indian guy "babu" doesnt give me the 2 for $4 deal and never understands me like fuck sake man.

>indian guy "babu" doesnt give me the 2 for $4 deal
You mean he literally refuses you? I think the deal is just done senpai.

do we not have them? i was thinking about falling for the meme

シ プ ボ イ ス
2 0 1 7

Sipping from Jp before workout

Japanese sips

Stock up on your sips, jap. The Olympics are coming and with it a horde of thirsty-ass America's, I expect they'll jack up the prices when the demand skyrockets.

Mmmmmm sippy times

Today it was the first time I noticed my sips are textured.
Are US sips also textured?

Last day of bulking but just another day of sippin'

bruh the thortons gas stations around here do a 3 for $5 sip deal no joke

R A R E S I P

SAVED

Just had my second sip of the day, ready for the gym b o i s

A E S T H E T I C

Guaranteed to help you lift lmao1jap

Fellow Leaf here, I got two boxes for ~15 dollars at Walmart a couple days ago. We've got them.

Unleaded? The grey can?

>tfw tempted to get a sip just now but its already late as fuck

First time sip checking in.

Got called in to work in 2 hours, ive already had 2 coffees. Convienently my work sells the white one for $4.20.

I think im falling for the meme.

Should i take the plunge and take my first SIP today?

Will i survive?

the non caffiene can?

Oops. No, the white. Am a retard, didn't read. Sorry bro.

Some of them like the sunrise, citron and blue

$4.20 is way too much. 3 for $5 is not uncommon. Hold out for the right sip user.

S I P B O Y S

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first and last attempt at OC

b-b-but i wanna be a s-sip boy too. I could easily flog some and they be free. Are the sips potentially worth risking my job over?

i love this image

my mom says its bad to drink monster every daym =(
I drink one every day (zero cal) is there anything bad about that?

Only one way to find out

there is an excessive amount of vitamins you will probably piss out.
and the high chance of caffeine addiction

This is the sequel

What is that white shit on the left plate?

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Eggs.

About to try the red sip for the first time. What am i in for?

It tastes very very red.

t. someone with synthesthesia

What is this?

>nonsipper detected

>Tfw you think Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch flavor is the best tasting sip by far.

You keep tuna in the fridge... What are you, some kind of fag?

Might just be the lighting but they look grody to the max.

I prefer my fish cold

Blue is best sips

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HERESY

>Cholula

Are you homosex?

>rockstar
>sip
Pick one

sup bois

The best one imo.

>tuna
>hot sauce

stop putting things in the fridge that don't need to go in the fridge

THANK YOU NIP SIP

More like S I P B O Y S

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Holy shit im thinking this exact same thing

Your moms a non-sipper simple as that.

where can I buy cheap sips online?

The only answer to this thread should be black coffee

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If thats the white can with a red star ill agree that its pretty fucking good
but
not a true sip
Ive never seen the pink sip