doing my regular routine

>go to the fucking mall
1998 called, they want you to come back

LOL

are you afraid of the dark?

are you even of a scholarly nature?

Are you a big guy?

No but why go to a gym and stare at your phone?
It's the only other place I see creepshots being taken kek.

Low quality bait. She ain't even doing shit

>Be me
>Forgot to bring earphones with me to gym today
>Oh well, I'll just take this as an opportunity to pay attention to what everyone else is up to
>Maybe I'll meet a qt3.14
>All benches are taken by DYELs
>Ask to work into one guy's bench
>Nah bro I'm supersetting
>On his phone
>What
>Decide to mix it up and start with shoulder press
>All dumbbells are out of order
>Only 1 35lbs dumbbell
>Can't find other one
>Fuck it go 40
>Start doing shoulder press
>Fucking LOUD music comes on
>black chick brought a Beats speaker
>Playing Waka Waka (except the real African version) at full blast
>On treadmill going 2.5mph while also on speakerphone
>Suddenly start noticing what all is going on
>Guy doing crossfit with 45 pl8 in squat rack
>2 Guys sitting on benches, haven't done a single set
>300lbs turdlord pushing a stunning 20lbs on chest press machine
>Line at the water fountain
>No one wiping shit off after using it
>Manager is too busy being lectured by a fedora to notice what this gym has become

I'll never forget my headphones again.

Taking pics instead of lifting heavy ass weight

fucking beta phaggot

>not even a good ass

Are you a 13 year-old virgin muslim ?

youtube.com/watch?v=PLOqwO6-jCM

Youre shoulder pressing 40s. You're dyel.

xddddddd smae fag faec

Are you a big guy?

Are you a chronic masturbator?

Shut up you tripfaggot.
Like anyone cares about how you get offended.

I've gotten a boner at the gym once and it was because a chick I knew was wearing spandex short shorts and showed me her pussy while she was deadlifting.
Gym was totally empty, and we had already fooled around. It was sweet.

>Things that happened
>This

Choose one m8.

kekked

>Derp if it didn't happen to me it didn't happen to anyone. The post

>I've gotten a boner at the gym once and it was because a chick I knew was wearing spandex short shorts and showed me her pussy while she was deadlifting.
>Gym was totally empty, and we had already fooled around. It was sweet.

Oh yeah that sounded totally real.

OP should be on another board with this horseshit.
I've seen asses MUCH finer than this, just today, and still dedicated my time to lifting.
Focus on gains or go to a strip joint.

manlet detected

Fear of the duck?

>Not using that test boost to hit a PR
>Wasting protein on a wank in a dirty gym bathroom