Gonna fuck for the first time this coming weekend. I bought some dick pills to help with performance anxiety...

Gonna fuck for the first time this coming weekend. I bought some dick pills to help with performance anxiety, it even says it will increase my cock size a bit. (7 inch regularly but average girth)19 years old btw. Any advice?

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Put your penis in her vagina

If you're buying pills and making threads and shit you're already thinking about it too much.

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Look at this chicks stupid fucking face holy shit

>reverse image search
>find this

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Wtf

Is that bad?

Your first time is going to suck no matter what. Just enjoy the experience, eat out her pussy and realize it's going to be very awkward for you.

First time I had sex, I kept trying to put my penis into her pussy but was aiming too high and was basically jamming my cock into her clit wondering why it wouldn't go in. I didn't realize how close to the anus the pussy is.

The first time I "fucked" i literally couldnt find the right vagina hole. I was so embarrased omg. I saw the bitch another time a few months later and she made fun of me

>Gonna fuck this weekend

Don't force it, let it come naturally.

Also, just make out and finger her a lot before shoving it in. If you blow too fast or if you think you didn't do well, you can always do it again 10 minutes later so don't sweat it.

First times with a new chick usually suck since you don't know what each other likes. First times as a virgin almost always suck. You'll be fine

Wow. I found it on /b/. What the fuck is this site lol?
Well at least there are more pics of that bitch good

yes you sperg

yes

stop thinking about what you're gonna do

do what you want in the moment

gotta let the you who wants to fuck her in the front seat

lmao

Fake news. If you're fumbling down there chicks will just grab your dick and do it themselves.

>do 2 HIIT sessions and 2 medium to long cardio sessions this week, it will help
>if you can't just RAM IT IN, it's because she isn't wet enough
>have some drinks
And most of all,
>relax and truly enjoy your time with her

90% of the soft dick experiences are because people are nervous, if you are truly relaxed and enjoying, your dick will get 2000% hard in no time

This can be avoided by letting her start it off by having her on top

fucking lol same

if you ever feel like you messed up just cry out "well i'm sorry but your vagina is fucking weird"

Honestly it's probably gonna be mildly underwhelming due to all the porn you've seen.

But if you go raw and creampie her that's when it gets really fun. I still remember the first time I ever went raw with my wife, I almost came after the 2nd thrust. Mmmnnnn.... yeahhhhhhh

it didnt happen. We just gave up after like 10 min of trying to get it in. I can remember it clearly. Then somehow i got her to sleep over and try again in the morning and AGAIN i couldnt get it in LMAO

Sucks bro lol. Hopefully she was a good sport about it.
How come she didn't get on top or something? When I couldn't find it, she went doggy and that worked out.

beans sure is looking good nowadays

Throw away the dick pills.

If you cum too fast after a few minutes you should be able to get hard again and itll last longer.

Dick pills are retarded

How inept are you though? Push her legs back behind her head and get a look at what you're doing, it's not that hard. Why even fumble for more than 30 seconds

autism

yep, ur not gonna get hard whatever the fuck you do

don't take dick pills for your first time. Just let what is going to happen, happen. Of course you will be anxious but if you start taking dick pills you will always need them.

First will be awkward no matter what.
>Performance anxiety. Can't get Hard.
> Premature Ejaculation. Cum to fast.
> or Rarer case. you cant cum at all but thats probably the best worst case unless the girl is insecure and she'll feel bad but thatsanotherrantalltogether.

i havent had vaginal sex now since 2008. Lmao. All i got is one awful bj in 2010. Ive given up, just jo now

What does one need to know before having sex for the first time? I watched videos on the anatomy of the vagina a few weeks ago.

holy autism

i had rarer case for my first two months,
finally busting a fat load on my ho feltsogoodman

This.

Also, bonus marks if when she goes to do that you push her away and keep teasing her. Makes them lose their shit, 95% of the time a girl will eventually just say something like

>just please fuck me
or
>I want you in me

diamonds my friends. Diamonds

>holy autism
Would you prefer I didn't have the knowledge?

Sweet release.

I actually trained to open a bra before my first time. It was worth it. I also payed close attention to porn to learn where I should put my dick.

Foreplay.
>Rub the clit gently
>Ask if she wants firmer/faster/slower
>Basic communication is not awkward
>Do you like that? Harder baby? Oh you like it slow huh? Etc.
>Only fuck her after she's real worked up
>Vary your rhythms and be sure to go balls deep and grind only moving an inch or two in and out intermittently. This drives bitches nuts. Kiss her ears and body and make eye contact while you do this and she will gush your bed big boy.
>Do not hammer away with as big a swing as you can like a pornstar. Being your first time your hips will be a little awkward and you could accidentally pull all the way our and then miss getting back in or something stupid.
If you have more specific questions let me know. I fucked almost every day from age 16-18 I figured most of it out myself I made a lot of mistakes too.

Yeah me too. I used to jack off a lot before tho.

ur a animal its instinct u fucking retard

but in case ur 2 dumb penis go in vagina or ass or mouth kekekeke

I would hate to work hard getting fit and have a face like that

>T. Never made a bitch cum

>needing pills
just mack before and that'll do the rest of the work lol

go down on her if she's clean
don't be afraid to communicate and do silly things
being comfortable is the most important thing

HAHA

>tfw girl thinks I'm hung like a horse
>tfw barely average
if nervous I'm a dicklet

what the fuck do I do?

foreplay ma boy, more than half of a woman't experience is in her mind; the context of the act. for some that's being teased and called a slut and biting, for others it's long slow kisses from and just eye contact and the sound of your breathing. have fun, don't rush.

Every fucking time. Was 69ing some chick and she couldn't concentrate on sucking my dick after a while and was getting so worked up that she was smacking my thigh and yelling "please just fuck me already jesus christ".

Fuck yeah.