Making it stories

why did I kek

I finally got a decent beard going

still acne though

>90's dance

underrated

>eating healthy for 2 weeks
>finally get the nerve to get to the gym
>bench press was okay, OHP was decent, dumbells was alright
>get to squats, get a high ive never felt before
>try a set of deadlifts
>the high is even bigger

i dont know what that feeling was but after a week in the gym it always feels good to do those 2 lifts

Time flie when you're a faggot

>at school late studying
>walking home, it's saturday, 1 AM
>drunk guy approaches, speaks:
>hey big guy
>mfw im not even a big guy

>4u

This is the most degenerate thing I've seen all week.

Guess you haven't looked in the mirror this morning yet

>191cm on 94kg (cut down from 103, cutting sucks)
>have gf
>get hit on by other sluts
>laugh it away
>wear trump shirt to class today
>libtards rustled
>teacher tries to put me on the spot
>didn't work out4him because autism helps in arguments

30 min after class

>ultra skinny blond qt who's the kingpin of the libcucks walks over
>hey user I noticed your shirt and you protected your beliefs firmly but I want to change your mind, want to talk about it at my place Thursday evening? Maybe with some drinks you can finally loosen up a little
>h...heh...
>sure can do

But I can't do cuz gf

Gonna b late and tell her I can't make it, see if she will try to get me in her liberal clutches afterwards

>at 90s ska dance
>looking nice and plad singing to every song
>ska a little bit and lock eyes with a qt3.14
>wink obnoxiously and she doesn't wink back
>jive over to her to ask for a soda pop
>she laughs and complements my cargo shorts

>yesterday
>went to gym
>did my sets
>went to locker room
>showered and changed clothes
>left the gym
>went home

Making it

Nothin feels as good as deadlift euphoria my friends. keep chasing that dragon

It's testosterone and endorphines rising. I have the same.

Underrated

Take gf with.
Make lib-slut service your gf while you plow her.

>make sure she keeps her technical virginity.
Remember premarital is a sin.

Wow, I did this today! Together we're going to make it, user

>at work, the sperg lord gives everyone nicknames based on their appearance.
>mfw I'm known as "captain america", or when I shave my hair: Krillin from dragon ball z

Bane?

goddamnit

You must have the most impressive pompadour to go from tall super hero to bald sacrificial lamb.

Had to google search pompadour.

Nah, never would I have a faggot's haircut.

Thanks for teaching me a new word, user.

Welcome to the house of fun, user

nothing like working your squat weight up...im almost at 135lb 5x5 and its a good feeling brah

does this count?

>4 in the morning someone knocks on my door
>get up and open the door in my boxer shorts
>it's drunk qt, sold 8/10 (in my opinion)
>Seems kinda "unhinged" besides being drunk (more on this)
> first thought is-this-somekindof-reallife-pornfantasy.jpg
>"ehh what's uppp?"
>"can i borrow your charager my phone's dead"
>"ehh iphone - or everything else?"
>"iphoneee"
>I don't have a iphone charger
>she seems kinda desperate and at total loss
>White knight mode activated
>(i live in a kind of student apartment, where we're like 4 people that have our own private room/flat in the hallways, but share kitchen, toilet etc. Pretty much anyone thats inside the building can walk into these hallways so she probably randomly wandered in to ours)
>Go out in the hallway and tell her the girl i know in the other flat can help her
>call the girl up in the other flat (know her very well so no problem)
>Bring the girl over and explain the situation, yadiyadi she'll help her out "girlpower" etc
>Go back to bed
>Phone starts ringing like 15 minutes later, pick it up but it's hung up as soon as i answer
>Look at like 4 messages, they're all like badly written out "user, shs fukin crazy come over hr nw pls!"
>Run over to the apartment, tell crazy girl to get the fuck out, she screams, manhandle her a little and the situation fortunately deescalate quicky
>make a cup of tea for the girl i know
>apperently crazygirl started talking about how everyone was out to get her, went on this long deranged rants about killing and rape and how she had to stay there all night, said she was off her meds and felt really unstable, tried to steal my friends phone cus she was sure she was texting for someone to come and get her, total paranoid luno
>go back to bed
> fucking life is crazy man

No, it doesn't count. Please delete.

>get pumped at home
>go to a club
>notice tall slut looking at me
>don't know how to react so I leave and go to the gym instead
Wew

>tfw progressing on OHP
Now I know what Arnold meant when he said lifting is better than cumming

fuckin zyzz brah. you made it

you missed out on crazy sex. total faggot

>be a black Jill Stein supporter
>fuck buddy is a white trump supporter
>a big reason for her voting for trump was because of his promise to bring coal jobs back (her mom's side has a history in coal
>Protip: coal jobs are never coming back
>we get into heated arguments about this topic
>I give her facts, evidence, and statistics about the decline of the coal industry
>whenever she's losing an argument, she's one of those who go "HAHAHA, ok whatever you say *laughing face emoji*
>I insult her intelligent relatively often
>in the end, she keeps coming back for more, even asking me if I wanted to start a relationship with her ("no")

Differences in political opinion is a stupid reason not to fuck someone.

You stupid nigr I'd kill to date a white Trump supporter as a black man. I can only attract liberal bitches

Intelligence* whew

Almost pulled an irony

This is what I strive for

Hot off the presses

>a 19 year old came over two hours ago
>we fucked for two hours
>now she left for work

wew

its the little things

kek

no, but being a dumb nigger is a good reason

>Be at the gym
>See girl with purple tights in my peripheral
>Do all in my power not to even look at her

made it

>showering at the gym

all my keks

>studying on a saturday night
>making it

Crazy sex is fun for one night but the folkowing 5 yrs of daily phone calls from random numbers is not worth it

Do you like getting you car all sweaty and smelly?

>coal jobs are never coming back

see you in 8years

>wake up
>its 4:50pm
>sit in front of pc
>its 4:50am
>go bed

>4:50
use increments of 15 mins you fuck

>tfw getting a married woman tusundere for shirtless pics

>be dieting for about 3-4 months or so
>go to work
>one of the regulars mentions i'm looking slimmer

th-thanks

I wipe sweat off me with a hand towel I take in my rucksack, spray deodorant, bring a spare tshirt then wear a hoody before getting in my car and driving less than 10 minutes back home to my own shower where I'm never gonna get fucked by strangers or catch floor aids.

>tried to steal my friends phone cus she was sure she was texting for someone to come and get her, total paranoid luno
I mean, she wasn't wrong

why would you post this? go back to /r/teenagers faggot

burned

sent my first 7b boulder today

making it bois

Pretty much every time i go out some random drunk girl goes up to me and tells me i am gorgeous and get approached all the time, i can literally say anything and they laugh and bring me to their friends.

Tbh i think its just drunk girls being drunk rather than i am chad.

>butthurt trumptard detected

post face and where you live

Why would i post my face, but in England.

I am not ugly, but far from chad.

LONDON
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Story?

Not quite a making it story but this shit happened today.

>intense running on treadmill
>notice two 7/10 grills coming really close to me as I was looking at the mirror
>they are probably miring or want the D
>one waves at me
>pause treadmill and take off headphones
>asks if I can move to the treadmill on the right so she and her friend can talk while they're using the treadmills (it's 3 treadmills in a row, I was occupying the middle unit)
>say 'fuck no, that's what you interrupted my workout for!'
>puts back on headphones and begin to run while ignoring them like a tr00 alpha male
>they left immediately in fear

>be at cable machine
>thic gril and her uglier friend come in
>make eye contact with me and walk to my area and do bicep work
>we make eye contact thru four mirrors occasionally
>I go hard on cable machines and go home satisfied with my progress

>>ultra skinny blond qt who's the kingpin of the libcucks walks over
>>hey user I noticed your shirt and you protected your beliefs firmly but I want to change your mind, want to talk about it at my place Thursday evening? Maybe with some drinks you can finally loosen up a little
>>h...heh...

probably the most fake thing ive read on Veeky Forums

>nothing personnel

>see you in 8years
Why would you believe poor people jobs would make their way back to this country?