*takes long drag from vape*

Greater than.

This guy seemed like the most decent out of them all. Maybe a but autistic but looks like someone who'd be fun to play vidya and smoke weed with

Pretty sure dude has Downs or something of the sort
His face is just... wrong

Nah he's just ugly and unfit. You forget that the average person isn't pretty m8. You're used to seeing the extreme ends of the spectrum

>H-He's actually pulling it off!

I don't mean he looks good in a fedora, that he just looks like a decent person to be around. All the other ones look like they would be so god damn annoying and smelly

Nerd detected.

I do 20 at least come at me

*Curls lip, derisively*
*Vape smoke streaming from flared nostrils*
>"Natty"

*pulls velcro back on fingerless gloves and reapplies velcro to tighten fingerless gloves*
>"I jelq."

Don't tarnish the good jelq name

Thanks for letting all of us know you have a small penis lol.

Not any more :^)

Atheism and vaping are both great things ruined by faggots, who cares what happens to the reputation of your masturbation habits?

Big dicks are born not made, sorry.

>kinetic chain

>the vape was fat

Vapers seem like the biggest wankers though. Saw some clip of a vaper in a vape lounge walking around like he was somesort of master vaper blowing stuff everywhere.

*runs mink-oiled leather gloves through long hair*
*Step my foot out wide and raise arms into a power stance*
>I wipe my ass

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*logs out of world of Warcraft*
*dust the crumbs off coat*
>"protein powder"

*closes RationalWiki tab*
*sends email to Richard Dawkins*
*watches Thunderf00t videos*
*uses shower gel instead of a bar of soap like a man*
*doesn't cut hair*
>"Calisthenics are for sissies. Real men do curls instead of chin ups"

the fact that these people thought they were cool or something fucks with my head

*closes richard dawkins book loudly to get your attention
*strike a match against the wall and lights homemade corn-cob pipe
*puffs away while shaking head disaprovingly
>cardio

Honestly, it just makes me sad. They're trying to develop a style to replace a personality because they have no meaningful values or goals.

They're just trying to be loved. The worst part is that they lack the wherewithal to know how badly they missed the mark.

Idk about other people here, but I was very close to staying in that way of living, and it was dumb luck that lead me away from it.

I was this close to being a shadow of a man and it scares the hell out of me.

Post moar euphoria

>*uses shower gel instead of a bar of soap like a man*
what?

Does anyone have the fit comic about the subway guy he's eating there pls

Ah yes, hello m'sir! I too am an avid fan of shower gel!

Hey, I like thunderf00t. Mostly his science debunking videos.

jesus christ why are you here? the FPH thread couldn't find it just look for yourself
lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=Veeky Forums+subway+fit

No really, what is the problem with shower gel?

You should mix up heavy compound strength exercises with high volume hypertrophy exercises.

That's what a being a weightlifter i.e. a perfect mix of powerlifting and bodybuilding.

>"No really, what is the problem with shower gel?"

>That's what a being a weightlifter

Fuck I'm retarded sometimes

*that's what being a weightlifter is

hey man mlp is cool

yeah, style over substance in a life can really be attractive, because it's just projecting an image while giving little effort to being an interesting person
but most people delude themselves into this fantasy where what they think is cool is what everyone thinks is cool and the boom richard dawkins fedora neckbeard etc

There's nothing wrong with taking shower gel to the gym, just make sure it isn't axe/lynx.

But, at home use a men's non-scented soap, combined with a lightly scented non-axe/lynx roll on deodorant combined with an upper-market cologne.

>RationalWiki

lmaooooo

Slices the tip off a fine Cuban cigar
lights up with a Zippo brand lighter
>1 gram protein per kg bodyweight

Fuck you, alan thrall is a great guy

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