LOL

A lol thread on Veeky Forums?

Nah men just bitch in a different way
" haha, yeah I'm just a fat and I don't need to exercise hahaha "

Or skellies " I just can't eat that much ! I don't need big muscles "

You're a mistake.

There are LOL threads on /co/ now too. I think /v/ has actually made a meme for once.

>TFW you have 6 inches but it feels tiny and pathetic in your hand

That's because 6 inches is tiny and pathetic fellow dicklet
If you're not at least 7x5.5 it will always look small

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6.5 same feel

Nice red herring.

9 inches is the way to go
however, anything below 8 inches is small

>tfw sub 5" dick

Fuck you all

You can increase your penis size by a 3 days per week jelq routine

>still shilling jelqing

If it worked then you'd actually hear about it mainstream.

Women bitch about men's height and dick size, but can't even handle someone asking how much they weigh.

OP is a faggot.

OP has posted this because they're are an insecure cuck. It has nothing to do with being Veeky Forums, and anyone who comments here and feeds this is a cuck with a microdick. /thread

go on any make up tutorial video and post in the comments:

"desu she looks better without make up"

you will get 10 times the butthurt of the 4th panel in this comic

also the guys who get mad are absolute retards but the problem with all these fragile masculinity comics is that they make shit talking the opposite gender in a public platform out to be a good (or at least neutral) thing, like no bitch if you fling shit you deserve to get coated in shit yourself

Unfriendly reminder that porn and media has ruined / redefined the "average man", now you need to be 6'+,lean , 8x5", wealthy world traveler with a nice car and your own condo.
It will only get worse.

If you have a small(

My dick size is average, also if you care that much about satisfying women it makes you insecure you're doing it wrong. If your focus is on enjoying yourself the girl most likely will too, and if she doesnt who cares you just got laid.

7.25x5.5 isn't even big, don't flatter youself

do you think she is a roastie

What is the original? I kind of figured this was edited, but I'm curious what the original was about.

kekd audibly

Since when have men NOT cared about how big their dicks are? Who is she trying to talk down to? Because half of those arguments in the last panel certainly don't come from men.

Wtf does that last line mean? Is there something I'm missing?

So, by that logic starting strength doesn't do anything, because it isn't all over the media?

I mean clearly, but the point is that it's bigger than almost 90% of men but I am still self conscious.

>Because half of those arguments in the last panel certainly don't come from men.
you'd be surprised, go to a dick thread in /b/ or /pol/ and you'll find all those arguments

If a girl can even get a 9" inside of her with any sort of ease, she's probably a massive slut

idk shes making fun of gay people I think

vaginas don't become loose and stretch over time
fucking sperg dicklets spreading this lie

Women literally don't know how to measure dicks though, they get lied to by Chad way too often to tell. 6.5" actually is huge to the average woman, who when aroused has a vaginal canal of only five to seven. Big dicks actually do hurt women, I personally know this one is personally because my friend's wife has told me that her vagina is literally too small for his nine incher, it's going to be tough for them to produce children. All of these problems stem from women, not men.

they actually do, they just tighten up after a certain amount of time
what, do you think a girl who was just pregnant is going to be tight?
retard

used to believe the roastie shit was psuedoscience but the sheer hysteria it brings out in women is convincing me otherwise

it's like goebbels' quote on the jews

< 1% of the population on Earth have a dick above 7 inches.

< 1% of the population have girth above 5.5 inches

But yeah, the ideal cock ladies and gentlemen. Looks like women are shit out of luck. Enjoy my premature ejaculating 6.5 incher, baby.

i don't know now if I'm hungry or horny

> tfw don't want to talk about this

pregnancy obviously causes huge changes to the female body. we're talking about dicks m8

wait....is it really

>All of these problems stem from women
LOL
girls are super friendly, why wouldn't they inflate your ego by telling you your dick is big or agreeing with you when you say your dick is bigger than what it really is?

You have to realize that that also means all indians and asians which make up the brunt of the population
and all indians and asians have fucking tiny cocks

Shut the fuck up dicklet, every time one of you send a dick pic and lie about it, the girl shows everyone and they know you're lying. Chad may lie but they know he does, they just indulge him. I'm a queer so I see this all the time

amen
dicklets are so fucking naive

which quote user

Uh, yeah dude.

The average penis is like 5 - 5.5 inches worldwide depending on what studies you wanna read.

The average woman will never fuck a guy in her life with a cock longer than 7 inches, and just as likely to fuck a guy with 6 inch girth.

Dudes with cocks that big are battering rams, hence why pornstars aka paid cocks are usually 7-8 inches at best, and they're the outliers .. hence why they're paid ..

There's no denyin a bigger cock is better than a smaller cock, but the idea that women will even fuck a guy with an 'ideal' cock in their entire life is pretty much bullshit.

>The average woman will never fuck a guy in her life with a cock longer than 7 inches

guys with small penises actually force themselves to believe that this is true

Gottem.

>comparing methods of muscle growth to making your dick bigger

One of these has science backing it up, guess which it is.

>paid cocks are usually 7-8 inches at best, and they're the outlier
Wrong. Porn stars are usually really fucking short and have average endowments.

>bragging about something you can't change

Cool, why not brag about your klinefelters too?

I'm a girl and 9 inches would be way too big. I would fucking scream and cry if I had to fuck a guy that big. sounds awful.

t. Dicklet pretending to be a girl

>scream and cry
That's what you subconsciously want to anyways

post a timestamp next time
girls normally don't get upset when people make fun of dick size

I have literally never seen a thread about dicks on /pol/.

How do I let this girl I'm dating know that I've got a small dick without sounding autistic?

Physiology is physiology, you cant just say "its magic". Vaginas stretch under the same conditions - so the same reason it takes a long time, if ever, for the vagina to be normally tight after birth is the same reason some girls have to work up to taking their partner's penis if it is large. Its an adaptable organ.

you don't

If its tiny you just have to bring it up honestly when it appears you are heading towards sex, if its just small then just roll with it and get good elsewhere in bed.

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I'm an asian girl and 5 inches would be way too big. I would fucking scream and cry if I had to fuck a guy that big. sounds awful.

>paid cocks are usually 7-8 inches at best
What the actual fuck...Several sources confirm.

Are all the girls just womanlets or do they use fancy lenses or what?

How small are we talking

put time and date on that piece of paper and we're golden

That's not a time stamps

how do these threads get so many replies

either way there is nothing anyone can do about their dick

quit being a fag dicklet

Small girls, good angles, good lighting.

Usual movie production voodoo.

4.7x3.5

It's mostly angles and women are just small in general
What looks like a small cock on you looks probably pretty chunky when you slam it on your girls face

Just don't fall for this dicklet propaganda by insecure virgins that want to find an excuse to hate themselves more

Stuff plasticine under the foreskin so it at least goes in like a sledgehammer.

Because you deserve to know your place in society

>Veeky Forums proves a shitty of edit of a webcomic right
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> implying we havent sipped our way to mental ascendancy and this is ironic hivemind posting now

Val?

that's because all of those comments are real and taken straight from dick threads on Veeky Forums

Wait, so what's the point of this thread if were not suppose to talk about it?

>girls are super friendly,

Let me guess... you think girls are not fake or liars right ?

fucking losers like you deserve the shit you get

no, he's saying that every dicklet in this thread is saying the same thing the comic is making fun of

no
you guys do not need to be so self conscious about your dicks. 9 times out of 10 it doesn't matter as much as you think it does.....

>married
why are you cucking your husband by appealing to men with small penises on a mongolian basket weaving forum?

Invest in cunnilingus gains.

can you be conscious of my dick please
pls suck

that's my point dicklet, girls are super friendly to your face. But they know you're lying about your dick size.

So I'm expected to do everything only for her to see my sub-5" dick and then suddenly not want sex?

Take a photo with todays photo in, better luck next time slut

ABSOLUTE

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*newspaper fuck

if you make her cum from licking she'll get lovey and fuck you no matter what

>poor girl couldn't find a man with a proper cock

too sore and miserable from his 8 inch wang to fuck him right now :(

Well you can still fuck her but truth to be told I doubt either of you is going to feel something with a sub 4" circumference
That's like my thumb dude..

If god was fair he'd have given all men minimum dicksize of 6x5