Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself

I was a neet and job was solution, i was a neet because i was depressed and thought i was worthless scum that only deserved to stay isolated in my room forever. Its very sad and no one deserves that feeling.

Help a NEET so in return they help others in need

dude where do you work?

£400 a week sounds amazing right now for someone like me? Is that an average post man wage? fuark bruh i like my post man aswell he is a good man

then get a job where there is jobs, and rent a shitty room or something.

where is "here"? there is probably a job around that you haven't thought of. expand past the regular gamut of retail and fast food.

Go to clothes shop, get ur dad to buy you outfit for interviews. Then apply into every single store around you. Apply atleast 200 stores, work on mannerisms too.

I can teach you how to cook crack cocaine but I doubt you would want to hurt your community

It is with overtime.
Basic wage is £270 a week, but seeing as my life is pretty empty I do shitloads of overtime, and there is never a shortage of overtime at royal mail.

There is always jobs going too, worth moving away for if you don't have anything keeping you tied down.

Also 10+ miles walking daily makes your TDEE huge and keeps you lean.

Fuark brah i am unemployed and feeling like a shit cunt. need to step my cardio up aswell and this actually sounds perfect. how did you manage to secure the job? do you just simply apply?

Same shit 26.

Just know it doesn't change unless you do and if you ever slip up like i did you'll be back to the start.

You can start by leaving because its people like you shitting up the board.

I'm sorry for shitting up the board. I really wish I could leave and start a productive life.

Yeah just google "royal mail jobs"
Pick one in a medium sized town if you can.
Basic application, a couple of online reading and numerical tests.
At interview just say you love hiking and are willing to do lots of overtime.

Theres well over 100 vacancies across the country at any one time, and as I say, you can easily afford to rent a small apartment or room if you need to.

Weekly pay is nice too.

>mfw I've applied to UPS/USPS twice as a driver and they've denied me each time
What the fuck dude.

Is it because I entered "white male" on the equal opportunity section of the application?

I want to do this but I don't drive yet? That means I can't get a job right?

Also a little scared of the early morning killing my social life.

usps is garbage.

But why dont you share your knowledge with the rest of us ?
Seems like a thing that could be interessting to know

Thank you very much for the info.

>TFW I'll never get a job and get off Veeky Forums

Help guys. This place is ruining my life.

Pretty much all royal mail postmen need driving these days.

The only guys at my office who don't drive have been there for decades before vans were used much.

same. Everyone has the right to a job.

No one has any inherent rights to anything in nature.

Go to therapy. Veeky Forums isn't going to help you.

Figure out the guy you want to become and obsess over it

Feeling entitled Much?

Yup

or... It could be because you have a shit resume compared to other applicants. Driving jobs are cake and as soon as someone older comes, they most likely will beat you in driving exp

Stop blaming shit and get your CDL or some driving certificate so you can thicken your resume.

>nofap/noporn
>become Veeky Forums
>get a job

there, fixed. You're welcome my dude

>Help guys. This Veeky Forums is ruining my life
>posts this on 4 chan

HELP I keep shooting myself in the foot and don't know what to do to stop!

Join the army that's what worked for me. I was working a wage cuck job waking up to go to work and coming straight home to play video games and watch TV.
I joined the army and it took me out of my comfort zone i started making friends and doing stuff busting Muslim heads in iraq and Afghanistan. Got fit started fucking heaps of bitches and turned into a chad.

As long as we are talking about losers: is it too late to go to college at 23?

Why though? there are alot of apprencticeship opportunities. why go to uni and be around a bunch of retared teenagers when you can go get trained for an actual industry and get a job at the end

College = paper masche degree

I would try to just get into ups as a loader first. They were hiring loaders to start driving before peak season last year at my ups. Some of these loaders had been at ups for less than two weeks before they signed a bid sheet and were approached by HR to take a driving test. Also loading at ups is good if you're a fatass, terrible for gains though

Do heroin, it's the best feeling you can ever experience. And if you survive it you'll be cool!

that's the problem though, I don't think I'm good enough for any apprenticeship.

and because if you ever want to leave the skill that your apprenticeship gives you then you're screwed.

No totally

Actually prefer going while older than we I was young. Easier to work when you're actually mature

Also, military? Free college and career training in the same time it take to get just your degree plus earning a paycheck

t. 22, Air Reserves and getting a degree

Not necessarily. I did a four year apprenticeship and was told once i finish i would be making a lot of money but that never happened so i did other stuff but it gave me the skills to move into other areas.

>>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday

You're beyond saving.

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Even though I'm on Veeky Forums I'm not big, I'm quite small because I just don't eat enough or lift very heavy. (think skinny nerd) The military is not the way for me, they would honestly probably reject me.

I did consider it because my childhood friend's dad told me to consider it, and he is a really respectable guy.

I considered it a year or two ago but I decided against most forms of apprenticeships/trades. (electrical, plumbing, etc)

it's not even hard, i'm an 18 yearold neet who played video games all day and when i started going to the gym, i'd go at 3am because i was so fucking embarrassed at how weak i was, i literally couldn't row the bar, now i can row almost 1pl8, still a weak cunt but all you ave to do is stick to it and stop being a little self pitying cunt, it's the worst when you have no one to rely on expect yourself, and you pity yourself anyway lmao what a shame

anyway just start lifting, get a part time job or something or just ask your parents for a gym membership, start eating properly and don't miss a single day you faggot go lift, no one is going to do it for you, the sooner you realise this the better

except*

Fuck

You don't have to be a buff chad to join the military. Really the hardest thing is the 2 month bootcamp and though it's mental exhausting, It's super simple to "pass" Can you run 1.5 miles? Can you do 30-40 sit ups and push ups? Then you pass the test and will never have to do that shit ever again, and you get benefits for life.

For the average joe, decent choice. All you literally have to do is try