You buy her a flower

>you buy her a flower
>CHAD gives her his dick

tfw

tfw you fuck a chick amidst a room of gifts bc its her birthday and you didnt know or care.

it's supposed to rhyme man. it's also supposed to go on /r9k/

/beta/ general?

>buy her a flower
ahaha lol
wtf is this 1850?

why dont you just get money and hire porn actresses and whores to fuck?

you cant negotiate desire. No woman will ever want to be with you. Accept that and try to enjoy all the pussy you can afford.

>YOU correct user about a chan meme
>CHAD spends his night making her scream

>tfw you don't even have a girl to buy flowers

>buying something for women

there's your mistake

Oops! So sorry for the mistake, I believe you meant to post this on /r9k/. Sorry to hear about the mix-up.

>you drive her home
>meanwhile chad gives her the bone

>you squat 4 plates
>CHAD fucks her on the first date

nice

desu squatting 4 plate would feel better though

>you buy her flowers
>CHAD gives her his 'cep

Are there any hookup apps for straight people? Gays have Grindr is there any sort of equivalent?

>you improve your work capacity
>CHAD explores her anal cavity
I can't think of any

Now you got it

How can we even compete?

>buying flowers
I'm sorry but there's absolutely no non-beta way to do this. Even if you've been married for 20 fucking years it's still beta and cringy as fuck and most likely will make your woman lose all her respect towards you

>you fap to her everyday
>chad takes her on dates

OP, you mad bro?

If you have been married for 20 years you wouldn't give a shit about whether you look beta or not

>you ask her on a date
>she politely declines because she "has a bf"
>she doesn't actually have a bf

yeah then chad cucks you and your roastie wants a divorce, then you're fucked for life good job

>if you give your wife flowers she will sleep with another man

>never bought her a flower
>never confessed your attraction to her
better to have loved and lost, OP

Yeah chad is real confident UNTIL he sees VLAD who will impale his girls with his darkthunder cock
>chad fears VLAD

>You help her down a flight of stairs
>Chad makes her asshole tear

>you help her cross the street
>chad is already 8" deep
GRANDMA

W
H
Y

>ellie cooks YOU dinner
>you put it in staceys POOTER

>tfw chad

I'm sick of ypu /r9k/ fags on other boards.

wait is ellie the brad of females?