Had a horrible day today boys. Can anyone share some similar stories to make me feel less horrible?
>early morning workout 5am >only about 3 other people so I plug my iPhone into AUX on speakers and play some Kings of Leon >finish lifts, head to showers, forgot phone plugged in
Over the course of this shower, about 10 more people enter the gym
>20 minutes later emerge, Kings of Leon Playlist has finished and phone shuffed to next on list >one of my wolf-howl play lists >8 minutes of nothing but howling wolves is what everyone in the gym has been listening to >run up to unplug phone >fat black guy hops off treadmill to burst out in laughter and yells "THERE'S THE WOLF BOY"
Booked it out of there. Afraid to go back. Didn't recognize many people in the morning crowd at least
Pls respond... this isn't that bad right? I'm panicking right now
David King
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Joseph Fisher
You should have just laughed it off as a prank.
Noah Cox
what a slut
Logan Sanders
post playlist
Jeremiah Nguyen
Haha that sounds hilarious I'd think you're some kind of furry but normies dont know much about that so I think you should be fine But why the fuck you got wolf howl playlists wat
Henry Cruz
That's pretty funny.
Ayden Rivera
Not a furry, I just like the howls. It's bad ass and relaxes me.
Benjamin Martin
>Have cold >Attempt to do squats >Can't get my form right >Coughing like I have lung cancer just from warming up with an empty bar >Guy tries to help me >I end up going to the sauna after two more sets with the empty bar made me feel lightheaded >No towels >Guy who helped me sees me I look like a weak quitter and I still haven't squatted since saturday god damn.
Wyatt Murphy
Bro are you actually depressed about this, it's funny af chill out and don't give a fuck
Jackson Phillips
>Wolf howls are badass Protip: People with wolf shirts/window wraps/playlists in public are looked down on.
Hudson Cruz
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John Allen
Good call going to the sauna. Feels amazing with a cold. It's an easy way to sweat out all of the cold germs in your body
Tyler Gutierrez
>Kings of Leon Fucking pleb
Camden Baker
The sauna always feels amazing. I ended up half asleep for 15ish minutes. I felt better than I have all day when I got out.
Caleb Hill
it's not that bad user
Jeremiah Wilson
tbqh, that's pretty bad. What I'm wondering more than that, however, is why his gym just has a random aux cord sitting around that you can take advantage of. I guess it's more of a "local gym" type thing
Nathan Robinson
na it's not, you're just a bunch of awkward autists with social underdevelopment, that's all
Sebastian Price
this is karma for playing kings of leon, OP
Gabriel Hall
>Have a great workout! >You too
They don't wish me a good workout anymore.
Alexander Taylor
Source on the cowtit slut? JESUS I need to breed her
Aaron Rivera
I mean it's not bad in the sense that he was sniffing bike seats or whatever, but if he thinks the people that were there are gonna forget about it any time soon, well that's just not gonna happen
Jacob Hernandez
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Bentley Barnes
Holy fucking tits
Liam Bailey
Sauce
Liam Parker
MOR
Charles Cruz
lol OP that isn't bad at all, it's just kind of funny. Learn to laugh at your own expense, dude.
Aaron Gray
A guy a my gym plays jungle noises with animal sounds. He's the resident gym monk and out lifts anyone so no one says anything. At first I thought it was hilarious but now it's kinda soothing and gets me amp'd at the same time
Logan Campbell
Sorry guys, but I'm this guy I found this pic and her name (Kaitlyn Horesh) but both her Twitter and Instagram are set to private.
Dylan White
>going to a gym >when you are sick >sick with a contagious disease >touching things >and coughing around people You're the reason we have AIDS
Andrew Williams
What a selfish bitch. I wonder if there real... Thanks for the details though. I'll still get her
>Implying I don't always use the spray disinfectant on all the equipment I use anyways >Implying I cough at people
Colton White
mine used to have one in the cycling room, which was right next to the room with all the squat racks, so people could powerlift to music that wasn't complete shit. but then they added in a yoga studio and stopped letting people use the aux cord to be more "inclusive"
You could have said something like "I just wanted to inspire you all" and laughed it off or something... too late now.
Benjamin Young
Shit man she is almost as big as my aunts tits. If enough anons want me to post pics I will
Eli Gomez
how old is the bitch?
Caleb Russell
45
Zachary Sullivan
>>one of my wolf-howl play lists b8
Jayden Lewis
please do
Charles Howard
>I just wanted to inspire you all
Dominic White
The guy holding her up is like
>"Stay calm, John" >"You can felt her udder heat on top of your head, but don't pop a boner, John." >"Oh!..uhh.. Her tits are teabagging you now, John. Just don't let them see your raging hard and you'll be okay" >"Come on, John. Straight face for the pic. She's your sister, John"
Jordan King
Veeky Forums in the middle
Bentley Reyes
don't go to the gym when you have a cold you degenerate
Hudson Bailey
Lmao the calisthenics beside her.
Bentley Cox
post for the boys
Angel Carter
Why do you have a wolf playlist?
Liam Sanders
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Kevin Adams
Funnyjunk
David Clark
More
Noah Butler
Imma counter this with a good story. >signed up for new gym recently >finally visit after finishing up exams >gym owner and another guy greet me >upon my scanning my card, the owner says "enjoy your workout" >I confidently blurt out "you too, man" >realize what I just did >owner and other guy burst out laughing >I do the same >went and smashed that workout
I think my new gym's owner is a Veeky Forumsizen, lads.
Brayden Sanders
Is nobody appreciating how hilarious this is? Puts 90% of posts in humour threads to shame desu
David Jones
>set to private Did you try requesting? Sluts like this usually accept everyone.
Aiden Moore
just say your a fucking vet or zoologist student, jesus christ have none of you heard of improv.
Aiden Perry
>I think my new gym's owner is a Veeky Forumsizen, lads Doubt it. If he was a Veeky Forumsizen it would have went like this
>upon my scanning my card, the owner says "enjoy your workout" >I confidently blurt out "you too, man" >Owner freezes up, blushes, and runs to car >Gym closes for the month until OP's membership is over because owner is too autistic to confront OP again >"It's cool. I can focus on my squats at home now"
Luke Brown
Goddamn user, I'm in tears
Christian Sullivan
This. Helped me with my nasal drip. Also, you see all sorts of unusual behaviour in the sauna like people staying for 20 minutes fully dressed, baseball cap and all, or reading a book.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Awesome pic. I wonder how it ended.
Henry Sanders
Had a pretty gud day today actually desu
Jonathan Brown
Fuck I always forget to use the sauna at my gym (I'm new to it). I need a detox
Liam Turner
Do you really need us to ask? Of course we want to see tits
Caleb Williams
what a fucking alpha female, big boobs AND ass. so often big tits girls have no ass and it's a huge disappointment.
Jaxon Nguyen
>those tits will never be wrapped around your dick
Lucas Rivera
>Kaitlyn Horesh >Horesh >Whorish
Dude wat
Robert Garcia
It's almost like one of those shitty comic book characters whose real names are a description of the powers they eventually get.
Parker Williams
why are you guys so obsessed with her? she has big tits so what you guys have fucked a chick with big tits...right?
Samuel Robinson
wtf do it
Gabriel Hill
Go get your test levels checked if you're a male.
Ryan Price
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Thomas Baker
>tfw I just xrayed these pics
>you can see her nips
Benjamin Peterson
Not op but autismo holds me down
Easton Gomez
I haven't kekd that hard in a awhile
Aaron Nguyen
Good story. I keked Also, that bish on the left has some fat bags
Aaron Jenkins
thanks for the laffs wolf boy
Daniel Phillips
Post them
William Sanchez
photoshopped, look at their cups (of beer)
Liam Gonzalez
fuck I hope she's a slut
Charles Parker
Top work user
Samuel Davis
Ty, based user.
Andrew Jones
Well? Do it faggot
Jayden Nguyen
This thread is a copy pasta thread, hope you feel good..
Jace Gutierrez
She's had the same bf for years
Robert Morris
Your new nickname is Wolf Boy. Just go with it you humourless faggot.
Jaxon Bell
serves you right you fucking moron. You don't listen to music on speakers if there's other people there
Anthony Carter
Please for the love of god more pics
Jace Adams
>fat black guy hops off treadmill to burst out in laughter and yells "THERE'S THE WOLF BOY"
next time you go, just look him dead in the eye and smile, maybe say hi. he'll have respect for you. if you have to be the wolf boy, at least be confident about it, instead of a shameful sperglord.
Sebastian Walker
That's actually kind of badass in a cringe way.
Carson King
Why the fuck do you have a playlist of wolf howls, does it help you sleep or something?
Caleb Garcia
>implying spray disinfectant is sitting for the proper sit time for it to actually work (Most gym cleaning solutions aren't used nearly long enough to actually kill any germs. I worked as a custodian under a guy REALLY into cleaning for awhile AT a gym so trust me on this. Unless you're using odoban which only has a sit time of about a minute compared to the five minutes of most cleaners, you're spreading tons of germs.
Dominic Sanchez
>that pic >my sides
Julian Moore
>tfw you fuck up your green text and forget to hit enter before writing more >tfw i'm still right and user is an asshole for going to the gym while sick.
Not everyone has the same immune system. Some people at gyms are cancer survivors working to get their strength back dude. Seriously. You can skip the workout until you feel better or do shit at home with free weights (I have the TINIEST space to work in but i still get a workout at home with them when i can't make the gym).
Robert Edwards
kek
Josiah Gray
so not badass at all?
Camden Long
Ask him if he's feeling fit next time you're in. And call him buddy.
Daniel Gray
>get job >decide to go to the gym in the morning >stiff and cold >instantly pull something in my groin and fuck up left knee