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what do we do about the Canadian source problem, /fraud/?

They don't accept EMT anymore

>what do we do about the Canadian source problem, /fraud/?

doesnt affect me at all

that's because you're in south africa you evil fuck

why does that make me evil?
I'm super chill most of the time - depending who you ask lol

wait who's from the canary islands

Wasn't that you

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Does it effect your sociability negatively also?

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Never gotten any sides really. I guess I'm weird.

Looks like y'all have nice weather right now. I might try and fly down to Joberg with my gf.

How do you get the hardest and fullest erections of your life, /fraud/?

I started blasting and cruising last year and did 200mg test cyp/week every 9 days. By day 7-9 I'd have crazy boners. But then I'd have a couple days where I'd get ED for a couple days following. After that I started adding in adex and playing with dosages but I haven't figured out the best dosage of adex for me. Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

That's canRE

var vs tbol?

Sup faggots.

Just wrapped up my 2nd week on Test C. Been reading that others dont feel any affect until 4 weeks or more. Is this bullshit or am I feeling placebo? My str feels up bench jumped 10lb in a week.

>wait who's from the canary islands
his trip is literally Canary lol.

>Looks like y'all have nice weather right now. I might try and fly down to Joberg with my gf.
come to Capetown instead.

>How do you get the hardest and fullest erections of your life, /fraud/?
I make sure the bitch is hot, kek

>var vs tbol?
D E P E N D S

T H A N K S
I should have specified, my bad.
Stength is main idea

No, not really. I just get really fucking emotional and angry and paranoid.

I have no problems getting boners. But ever since injecting test, I couldn't believe how hard and full my boners were. I want that all the fucking time. Wind blows and I get hard as a rock

>Capetown instead
I might. I'd only be there for like a week or so because I still have school untill later this year but I'm probably not going to fly 17hrs from Atlanta to SA again soon so I may as well see cape Town.

Are all those flowers blooming wherever that nature Park is near the city? I remember see Casey neistats vlog about cape Town and he shot some cool scenery.

var (legit var) is superior to tbol imo - if you dont mind paying more.

> But ever since injecting test, I couldn't believe how hard and full my boners were. I want that all the fucking time

inject test all the time then bromo

>Are all those flowers blooming wherever that nature Park is near the city?

I think so, not sure/

I just want to say that mast shilling the wrist roller is among the best advice I've ever seen on this board. That fucking thing is brutal and that and maybe jamming a massager in my elbow had severely helped my tendonitis. Hopefully my forearms swell the fuck up too, and I can finally do curls again.

what is test-e with GSO as carrier even suppose to look like?

How do I know what it's suppose to be like? Seems to have some shit inside it.

Cool thanks mang

Np np

Should be completely clear with nothing floating regardless of the carrier. The only time you'd see floating shit is it was a suspension. Should be kinda greenish/yellow too. I mean it's oil colored.

> inject test all the time
Yes that is the plan. But what should my test/e2 levels be? Is there a set number or rule that can help achieve this for all guys?

there seems to be like little specks and little air bubles inside it tho what the fuck

>But what should my test/e2 levels be?
Idk, dont believe it is a exact science - usually just recomend uppin AI when simptomes of high e2 is present.

hey guys,
new to this thread
just one question:
is this a thread about steroid use?
not doctor prescribed steroids

the shit that makes you jacked?
not judging just wondering :)

Airbubbles don't matter. It only matters if you see hair or other floating shit in there. Chances are there isn't anything if you ordered from a reputable person

CIA pls go

it's a bit crystaly though

does that mean it's crashed

im not CIA im just a fatty that wants to make it, i could see myself here after im done losing weight and ready to start getting some bulk.

i just dont wanna go into this thread thinking it was something it wasnt and looking like a jack cunt

lol, this thread is about shitposting and druggas that make you big and stronk.

sweet B)
then ill see you guys in a few months

wish me luck

gl m80

Get the fuck out and never come back here faggot

what are you homos doing this weekend?
getting rekt and slaying poos?

Yeah. But test e shouldn't crash unless you stick it in a freezer.

They can be prescribed my a doctor but if you're thinking corticosteroids then no, not those. Lose weight first then come back here.

Getting stoned, sleeping and playing video games. Ignoring my shitty roommate and lifting.

sounds fun.
what vidya you jamming?

I'm replaying the Darksiders series because it's really just a quality IP.

Might pick up a PS4 and try some new titles. I really hate video games but it's an easy way to numb out without drugs.

>Yeah. But test e shouldn't crash unless you stick it in a freezer.

It's just like a little bit crystally just on the sides (kinda hard to explain)

I use to play so much vidya in highschool, no it does nothing for me

It's just an easy escape from a shit living environment. Glad to be moving in a few days. Will never see the ho again.

>Will never see the ho again.
aware me of the ho situation?

Not much to it. I live with a bitch and I bought plane tickets to leave her ass. #l8r

> plane tickets
to where?

First to see some friends. Then visiting my sister and then my parents. Will probably get a studio out near my parents. I haven't really seen them in years and my fathers health isn't great these days. Might be nice to reconnect with family. Family is important.

ah okay, hope it works out nicely

Does this mean your career in pornography is over? Who is this bitch that you live with? Family is important. What changed with you bimbo? You talk to Chem lately???

It will nbd

No. my ex. Nothing's changed, I'm me. I talk to Chem a couple times a month. He invited me to live with him recently.

Good to change your living quarters if you don't think they are conducive to your growth. The Asian chick? Is he still with Nat? Is he still cycling? What does he look like?

Yeah the Asian. He left nat. He's about 205 lbs now.

Seems like you are good, that's what matters. Figured those two would get hitched, guessed wrong. Damn, he blown up. Shredded 205? Where do your parents live?

I have legit low T. A doc prescribed me a few months of a maintenance dose. My new specialist wants me to go off of the T to search for the root cause, since it dropped suddenly.

My Q is, after all is said and done if my T is restored to normal, I will have approximately 8ml of T. Is that enough to do a cycle?

Enough for 4 weeks 250mg E3D

He's a bloof monster but whatever fuck it.

I'm fine. Shit happens. They're in Atl. I hate that area but I want to support my family however I can.

ASSUMING it's 250mg/ml

> I will have approximately 8ml of T.
nope

Will that give some results? Would I need to add anything to do the cycle or is just T enough?

It's a target of opportunity for me, would probably not do a cycle otherwise, so not looking to do anything too involved.

Typical test E cycle at that dose is 8-12 weeks to my knowledge. And most people claim that the shit only begins kicking in fully around the point that you'd be done pinning.

So in conclusion: no

Damn, figured he would have gotten shredded. This conversation feels like the beginning of X-Men Days of Future Past. What are your goals for the next 3-6 months?

It is 250mg/ml.

Kind of figured it wouldn't be enough to really accomplish much, figured I would ask.

Thanks for the input.

Were I you, I'd agree with the other doctor that wants to get to the root cause of why you're boys aren't working up to par. Get yourself straightened out that way if you do decide to hop on gear you can do it in a way that can be tracked with bloodwork and you'll know that you're not fucking yourself up even further.

just imo

Yeah I'm totally going down that route. I just have an active prescription for the Test so I'm going to get them filled and keep the Test just in case, but I am totally going with the specialist to find out why.

Currently the leading theory is actually sleep apnea of all things. Apparently a long enough period of not getting actual restful sleep can fuck all your shit up. Not a 300lb lard monster, probably have an obstruction in nasal passage.

That's probably best case/simplest case. Just getting started with the other tests.

gl getting it figured it out bro.

busy making a playlist for smashing.
suggestions?

Here is my hick list:
>Fishing in the dark
>Any man of mine - shania Twain
>That summer song by Kid Rock bitches love that one

Definitely more I'm not thinkin of.

How is it like xmen? Refresh me on that movie it's been a couple of Years.

3-6 months? Parents offered to let me rent a room at their place. I might do it just because I'd rather give my parents money VS a faceless management company.

Save my porn money, work with father on a few of his pet projects and he might help with some marketing for me.

Really just expand business and save as much as possible (shooting for 10-12k by August) and then moving wherever I please.

Really taking time to organize my shit.

I'll checkem out, kinda tempted to add Scotty doesnt know lol, cuz next week's girl has a bf.

uh, with sildenafil 20mg i get boners so fucking stiff i worry about stabbing the bitch. it actually hurts sometimes.

You dog.

Also, Stacey's Mom is a good smash song. Anything featured in all the American Pie movies, those songs are just associated with having a good slutty time.

lolz dude, doubt any of those will serve my needs, thanks tho :)

Teenage dirtbag lmao

details? i have bad forearm tendonitis. went to my HMO and the therapist said to take a 3lb dumbbell, hold it out in front of you with both hands, and rotate it forward 15secs and backwards 15 seconds . it actually gets tough after about 15 seconds. seems legit.

Differences in the area I guess. All those songs are just associated with being out on the boat all day here and getting drunk and partying/having a bonfire out here.

Idk how anyone can listen let alone fuck to that garbage mumble rap that is made these days.

thats a good suggestion, shot.
some of the songs on the Official Yolo JB Slaying Playlistâ„¢ so far include:

50 cent - In Da Club
Eminem - Ass like that
50 cent - P.I.M.P

Hah love me some fitty. Those'll work.

how to buy pins

what to say?

Yas, sundays girl is DTF, so is Thursday's (really hope this one pulls through)

Purity ring
Chvrches
Kygo
Flume
Tobacco
Vallis alps
Dillistone
Eisley

man roiding is super lonely. at least with recreational drugs you have to deal with dealers and other users to get them. it's actually quite social. in fact i'd even say it can help cure autism.

roids tho.. i get em anonymously online, talk to anonymous strangers about them, and that's it. no one in my personal life knows i'm taking them. feels weird, because it's an outgrowth of me wanting to better myself, rather than just getting fucked up on booze or coke because "muh anxiety", which i would tell just about anyone i knew about.
> tfw no gym bros because you live in a liberal stronghold surrounded by natty nu-males who unironically bench 50lbs.

just get em online.

I found working the extensor helped my elbow pain too. Just grab some rubber bands and open your fingers

checking these out now thanks x

My entire SoundCloud is just sex music so hmu

Lols, I have IRL roid bros.
P cool dudes.
Regularly go pickup goodies at one of my 2 dealer's places.

Shot, want this collection to be decent by thursday.

prefer /slightly/ aggresive music.

Things don't turn out how everybody had hoped and Wolverine is sent back in time to stop the event that created the current bleak future.

Rent the room at their place, that would be helping them a lot off the bat. Then you could spend more time with them and really understand the areas they need you most.

Sounds like a solid plan. I'll be rooting for you!

t. your favorite chocolate man

health is pretty aggressive, tobacco too. If you want ethereal anxiety try eisley or st Vincent. If you want hate fucking try streaker by tobacco.

I choke and spit on my roommate to that one.

Welcome to the magical world of frauding young paddawan

>If you want hate fucking

YAS thanks

Eric wareheim actually directed the music video and it's really Fucking cool. He directed water by health too.

youtu.be/aV7VNhzFLOQ

i keep reading about how during a TestE-only cycle it doesn't really "kick in" till week 6 or so. I see it mentioned a lot, and people say that's when your blood is "saturated". However, SteroidCalc doesn't seem to show this at all. It makes it look like you are at peak levels after like 20 days. Is this just a meme?

What does it mean to have it "kick in"? How do you feel any different? I'm at week 3 and I'm feeling pretty good, libido slightly up, more energy, more drive to workout, etc. But I could also attribute this to me ending a hard keto cut and starting a bulk (carbs!).

this is creepy as fuck dude you tap girls to this?

>eisley
damn dude, are you talking about that band with 3 blond chicks and they are all christians? i saw them live once. totally forgot about them till just now. this was kinda the last place i'd think to hear about them.. fuckin weird.

All the time. The backbeat is sick. A girl actually turned me on to it and was like "abuse me".

Actually I thought they were Christian rock too for a long time. I don't think they are though, a band member dropped out a few years ago because he said the girls were far too spacey and psychedelic for his tastes.

If it's Christian it's really experimental and sad af.

freaky stuff lol

i think they just veil the reference in their lyrics. it's certainly not overt christian music. after i heard that tho i couldn't listen to them the same.
> tfw you also used to listen to tegan and sara
ugh