>get broken up with (1 month ago) after a many year relationship >super sad >cant sit still without getting sad, so go super nolife mode >wake up, eat, work, eat, gym, eat, sleep. >start going out more >making friends >last night decide fuck it and allow the gains goblin to have some of my gains >drink all the potions he gives me >meet a girl at the bar >shes in her teens, im mid to late 20's >kiss and all that stuff >get number >next day and we are chatting still
We are all gonna make it, just gotta hang in there.
Christian Bailey
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Jason Young
I recommend you spin more plates OP keep this girl on the side and find other bitches time to live for yourself. You won the lottery m8 and its time you realise your full potential in the sexual market place. As your assets increase so will your value in the sexual market place. Don't waste it on ho's and sluts just keep yourself non exclusive till you've had yuyuoiur fill and find a girl that you can mold to your liking.
Also shoo shoo
Benjamin Powell
your*
Gabriel Sanchez
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Austin Anderson
Shoo
Kayden Perry
Get the fuck out of here, gains goblin
Ryder Hall
Shoo Shoo Gains goblin!
Owen Hernandez
Sounds like a plan. Treat them mean, keep them keen.
Noah Ross
>1 month of serious lifting Do you actually think you made any serious gains? Yeah right. Not even the gains goblin would be interested
Adam James
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Nathan Parker
Firstly, rude.
Secondly, I was lifting before the whole nonsense with her, been doing it for years buddy boy. Just kind of didnt do anything else the last month, that was more the point of the story.
Carson Nelson
Did you even fuck her OP
Robert Foster
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Brandon Walker
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Matthew Sullivan
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Adrian Young
Man I ain't shooing nothing that ugly bich ass Goblin can only take this dick in his mount from me, nothing else.
Dominic Hill
Not yet, seeing her again soon though. Shes keen though, I feel it in my asshole.
Evan Harris
Go on amazon and order the book the rational male by Rollo tomassi he'll sort you out. Protip lifting is the first step which you're already taking care of so you're half way there OP
Brody King
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Aiden Myers
OP hope she's not underaged teen lmfao check that ID bro
Ethan Sullivan
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Luis Stewart
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Jose Jones
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
Brody Williams
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
Almost forgot the exclamation and got rekd.
Joseph Cruz
Cool OP, thanks for making a completely fitness unrelated thread to tell us about your gay bullshit!