Well boys, i did it

Well boys, i did it.

>get broken up with (1 month ago) after a many year relationship
>super sad
>cant sit still without getting sad, so go super nolife mode
>wake up, eat, work, eat, gym, eat, sleep.
>start going out more
>making friends
>last night decide fuck it and allow the gains goblin to have some of my gains
>drink all the potions he gives me
>meet a girl at the bar
>shes in her teens, im mid to late 20's
>kiss and all that stuff
>get number
>next day and we are chatting still

We are all gonna make it, just gotta hang in there.

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

I recommend you spin more plates OP keep this girl on the side and find other bitches time to live for yourself. You won the lottery m8 and its time you realise your full potential in the sexual market place. As your assets increase so will your value in the sexual market place. Don't waste it on ho's and sluts just keep yourself non exclusive till you've had yuyuoiur fill and find a girl that you can mold to your liking.

Also shoo shoo

your*

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Shoo

Get the fuck out of here, gains goblin

Shoo Shoo Gains goblin!

Sounds like a plan. Treat them mean, keep them keen.

>1 month of serious lifting
Do you actually think you made any serious gains?
Yeah right. Not even the gains goblin would be interested

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Firstly, rude.

Secondly, I was lifting before the whole nonsense with her, been doing it for years buddy boy. Just kind of didnt do anything else the last month, that was more the point of the story.

Did you even fuck her OP

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Man I ain't shooing nothing that ugly bich ass Goblin can only take this dick in his mount from me, nothing else.

Not yet, seeing her again soon though. Shes keen though, I feel it in my asshole.

Go on amazon and order the book the rational male by Rollo tomassi he'll sort you out. Protip lifting is the first step which you're already taking care of so you're half way there OP

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

OP hope she's not underaged teen lmfao check that ID bro

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Almost forgot the exclamation and got rekd.

Cool OP, thanks for making a completely fitness unrelated thread to tell us about your gay bullshit!