Go to college, take out max loans/grants/scholarships

>go to college, take out max loans/grants/scholarships
>live poverty tier, put everything into crypto over 4 years
>graduate with a business administration degree, learn Mandarin while in school
>after graduation take out more loans, payday loans credit cards etc
>all in crypto
>get a passport and visa to tutor English in china
>move to hong king permanently
>no tax, never pay off debt
Am I missing anything? What's wrong with that plan?

you missed your window

Why's that?

>he invests in crypto to live the dream of being a fucking english teacher in a chink shithole

maybe he'll lose his virginity at this point

It's not the endgoal, just a means of getting to a tax haven where I can live a comfy neet life. If you have a better suggestion to avoid taxes and going full neet, please share

You'd be running from debt and burning your bridges back home and you would probably never be able to return and have a life at home again.

You'd likely have to get citizenship in another country.

Are you prepared to live your entire life as an expat?

I lived in Asia for 4 years and you will want to return home eventually.

kek, have fun dealing with stinky chinkys
>2nd Jewiest race next to the Jews

>never able to return
>citizenship in another country
That's the goal. I have no family and my only friend lives in china. I have nothing to lose by leaving, nothing to gain by staying. Only thing I don't completely have figured out yet is how to go from work visa to citizenship

Literally the dream desu

How fuckin stupid are you?

In Hong Kong they speak Cantonese and English.

I actually speak mandarin and have been to China. Do some god damn research

In mainland china it's impossible to get a citizenship lol. You can't even become a permanent resident in mainland. Only in Hong Kong after 7 years of living WITH a valid visa like work visa, not tourist visa

Are you burger? If so you need another citizenship for your little plan to work

It's a desperate plan but if you're already half suicidal and prepared to end it if it doesn't work out, then it might be worth the gamble.

I don't know what country you're from and what kind of debt you'd be running from but in many countries you could be looking at legal action / jail if you returned.

>learn mandarin
>move to hk
user...

>7 years
Not that bad honestly, as long as it's achievable. I've also been considering Taiwan and (to a lesser extent) Japan.

Good thing I have learned any Chinese yet : ^)

American, yeah. As far as I know I would just be bankrupt with horrible credit, unable to get a house/job etc if I returned

Oh and China is a hard country to get citizenship in. In places like Korea if you can get married and get permanent residence, maybe even full citizenship and passport but won't be easy. And takes many years.

Also China is quite a culture shock you might hate it after 1 year.

>culture shock
>implying I communicate with humans as is
Can't be worse than nothing, I'm pretty ground floor right now. Doesn't south Korea have really harsh taxes though? I'm most nervous about trying to cash out where ever I wind up

Why bother with a degree if you are just gonna live as a NEET? My plan is very similar to yours, though user, and I'm seriously debating not getting a degree despite boomer pressure.

I don't know but when I was an English teacher in Korea the tax rate was only 3.3% but that was due to the type of working visa I was on.

Cashing out your crypto abroad? No fucking idea mate. Depends if you want to do it "legit" or not...

My friend in china is helping me get work as a tutor, but the company he works for requires you have a bachelor's. From what I researched, so do most similar companies in Asia. It'll be easier for me to get a visa if I have a job

He will need a degree to teach in China, Taiwan or Korea.

Japan doesn't have so many teaching gigs, let alone ones that pay enough to survive.

Dude you are going to be eating fried eels sold form a shack on the side of the road for every meal

I see where you're coming from, but I think it's a fair price to pay