What's the most beta job to have Veeky Forums?

What's the most beta job to have Veeky Forums?

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accountant or something

nah some girls actually get turned on by that

Sales assistant. Any job where someone tells you what to do and doesnt ask for your input.

Waiter/pizza delivery

Any job if your boss is a woman

no job

mfw im an accountant

aka every job.

>nah some girls actually get turned on by that

Not the case.

Can confirm....

They want someone that makes at least $100k+, preferably with some status attached to it.

Nursing, Only pussies go into nursing.

>Studying accounting

Fight me IRL

yeah if the only thing you offer is your pay cheque you're 100% right my man.

better luck next life.

Nurse

Just lol at making less than your gf/wife.

Accountant is just the exact type of job I can imagine the accountants wife cheating behind his back
I dont know why I feel that

You have insecurity issues or something

If you're not a firefighter then you are a beta cuck

Duh, of course women wants an alpha with money and status. The ideal.

But remember that not everyone can offer it.

>But remember that not everyone can offer it.

And becomes a silent passive aggressive cuck for the rest of his life.

Gay porn

shit quality of life

shit pay

fuck that

Literally everyone loves you. Even cops are hated now

No has ever liked cops desu

yeah, no.

Librarian.

I've never seen a respectable man being a librarian. Only pathetic husks.

I am a fit doctor who lost his one and true love. I can't move on so any interest in me is quickly dismissed by my mild mannered act. I pour my vitality into helping others as best as I can. I am a beta.

What about a fluffer for gay porn?

Anything related to manual labour.

Women wants doctors, IBs and the likes.

If you like absolutely vapid cunts sure

>beta nerd doctor desired by women more than alpha male auto mechanic

Try again faggot

Wrong. That's one of the best jobs you can have.
t. uggo

Woman "want to" marry doctors and the likes for the money, security etc

Then they have Chad McChadson fuck their brain out when he comes over to lay tiles for her new kitchen that you paid :^)

Is this a fucking joke?

Stop being an insecure beta. You don't have to be vapid to be attracted to good traits.

It's like fat people hating on attractive people who works out 5 times a week.

Probably auto mechanic or electrician.

When you get disfigured from burns everyone hates you again though.

Society doesn't like disabled people unless they're still pretty and in a wheel chair. You have to be a specific type of disabled person to get the sympathy.

Politics. Management. Retail. Service.

Hold up do you actually think having money is a 'trait'.

Holy fuck.

Why would you get injured by fire though
You are a fireFIGHTER not a firevictim

Your job is literally to remove fire
not get burned by it

This.

You make nothing and no one respects you.

trainee ortho surgeon checking in

feels good man

beta jobs are those with the capacity to be replaced by machines in the near future

the fact you referred to yourself as a "trainee ortho surgeon" has all but confirmed the fact you're talking shit.

why do people come on and lie about shit on an anonymous imageboard

is it compulsive?

it cant even be ego driven as there's no way to connect yourself to the imaginary reputation you gained.

jesus

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Yeah, women are always tripping over themselves to snag the most recently single high school drop out that's patching tires and changing oil at the local Jiffy Lube.

Any job where your boss isn't the proletariat

>electrician
>making nothing

u wot? ever hear of a union, son? after 3-5 years in the trade electricians in America clear six figures easily

Not that guy, but most people have no idea what "3rd year ortho resident" means. Most non-medical people don't know the path to becoming a physician in the US or what a resident is or anything like that.

I studied accounting for 3 months then i withdrew because it was the most boring shit imaginable
The teachers looked like cucks too

Guys like that very likely impregnate 2-3 women during their lifetime and have a violent, aggressive personality. They would have been great men if we weren't living in a feminized faggot society invented by autistic betas.

>I'm still in high school btw

REEEEEE GET OUT COMMIES

> I have no point, I'm just making a green text because I'm sorta a societal invalid who thinks the reason my ex-wife fucked my neighbour had me raise his kids is because I don't make 6 figures.

Remember, when you pull the trigger the gun needs to be aiming toward the back of your brain to guarantee the kill.

Except that's exactly what happens. They get pregnant and the mechanic with the GED leaves her. By the time you're "successful" the only women available to date are single moms. Then you're paying up the ass for another man's nut.

any job where you have a boss is inherently beta. i don't give a fuck if you're a burger flipper at McDonalds or an investment analyst at PWC, so long as you have a boss that writes your checks, he owns your ass. he tells you how to look, when you can eat, when you can shit, and when you can sleep. you are his beta bitch.

being self-employed is the ***ONLY*** alpha career path.

Yeah, 2-3 hamplanets living in their trailer park that pop out fetal alcohol syndrome babies that are addicted to meth and opiates at birth. Such alphas.

we get drunk after every shift then go home with one another. when you go into a restaurant, they're all fucking each other.

Wealthy men don't have to. They can afford new, young upgrades every few years.

self employed? your boss is your customer/share holder/bottom line.

good joke kiddo, every job in existence has a boss, only difference is in the name.

now fuck off and go do your biology homework.

Idk i don't feel really "beta" making 100k+ a year working for jews as an asian girl in nyc

I don't even see my boss. I work as an ophthalmic scribe. I go to work, help patients and go home, than my boss writes me a good check whether i do a lot or very little that day, and that personally depends on my mood

If he asks me to do something, I'll do it if its within a reasonable time schedule, if its not i tell him no and leave and thats prettt much how the higher ups work in every professional medical job

this

Lmao who is the boss of the boss? I mean at the end you reach the last boss, the alpha boss.

why you agreein with your own post?

There is no ultimate boss, you absolute fucking dimwit.

Does the president answer to none? Nope.

Does a CEO answer to none? Nope

Does a General answer to none? Nope

Jesus kid, you got sold a false narrative. Welcome to life, enjoy your stay.

Somebody always owns your balls, it's not always vertical, it can be lateral.

lol "boss" is a abstraction. dollars, religions, and customers are examples of bosses.

surely he was not referencing a self directed job where you are reponsible for how much or how little you work, what exactly it is that you do, how you do it and where you get the majority of the profit. as opposed to a mcjob
where you are micromanged and serve a very specific function doing the same thing day in and day out to create profits for someone else in exchange for the security of a salary.

you are a retard.

lmfao a self directed job where you decide how much you work?

holy shit im dying of laughter.

fuck up kid you know literally about life, go talk to a business owner about "how much they work" and "wow man you must make your own schedule".

the guys who own the business work the most out of anybody, have the worst quality of life, and get the worst pay.

they eat last, if somebody calls out then they're working on their day off.

you have no clue, you look at too much instagram and buy into the fake youtube videos like the dumb shit you are.

fuck off, you are dismissed.

>elementary school teacher
>Mailman

most alpha job
>architect
>high level lawyer

literally any service sector job if you're older than ~22 years old.

Anything that requires you to actually work under someone else. Including "self" employment. The most alpha thing to do is to be a NEET and collect government bennies.

you choose have much you work. it want to make it you work long hours at first and if you succeed you can fuck off to do whatever you want whenever you want

talk to a business owner lmao.

you are a fucking no clue psuedo grizzled world of 9-5 veteran who should shut his piece of shit mouth

Architect? Shit man, you're about 40 years too late for that one.

That career path is dead, they're paid terribly, and have lost all esteem associated to the title.

People these days wouldn't even believe you if you told them that they used to be as well regarded as doctors.

Any job in the fast food industry - if you work in this industry past high school change your career or kys

>Even cops are hated now
the idea of the of "crooked cop" has always been hated, but the majority of americans realize that nearly all stories about cops killing "innocent unarmed" black men are pure sensationalist racebaiting, i can guarantee you cops in general are still very much fetishized by women.

stop typing and go do your homework you little shit, or you will be one of those 9-5 veterans.

you're young, you're dumb, you don't even know how your dick works yet. you probably haven't even had somebody play with it yet.

what could you possibly know about the inner workings of life or business.

off you go

Male nurse

your obsession with homework and the stupidity of your posts makes me think you didnt go to school

I've been doing custodial work for my city's parks and recreation organization. I clean up after the administration as well as the public who use the facilities. It's very beta but I've put up with it for so many years because I could never set my focus on learning a trade or marketable skill.

Anyway, being a custodian feels pretty beta. But I still have a shred of hope that I will find a better career path some time soon.

quiet down.

Fuck. Guess I gotta change my major now.

Been a drug dealer is the most alpha job ever.

That hit me so hard in the feels. We're all gonna make it brother.

You guys are both retards. Please shut the fuck up and stop arguing on an online image board. Thank you.

Is ATC a beta job?

It does feel beta, I say that as someone who started as a psychologist, worked for 12 months, went into a 2-year nursing bachelor, worked as a nurse, and now transitioned into medicine to (hopefully) finish off my life's career changes .. jesus I hope.

But realistically, I never encountered anybody who really gives a shit. Nursing is good because of its good pay, reliable employment, and it's not a dead industry.

Downside it's associated with feminity and it carries those connotations no matter how beyond it we like to pretend we are.

Ultimately, the only people I ever heard shit talk nursing were other male nurses as it was sorta a constant thing of calling each other cuckold faggots, beta males, what kinda man would be a nurse, thats a woman's job mate, etc.

I did a stint in ED, short stint in ICU, and short stint in a CCU. It was not bad, atleast as a male you avoid 99% of the female catty shit.

Most of us did rail a few coworkers too, especially in ED, I dunno why but those chicks are wild, young, and hot.

Some of the male nurses there have fucked genuinely every nurse on the floor, some even manage to snag a few doctors.

I tried it on with one resident, was going ok, but ultimately I couldn't handle the feeling of being so worthless compared to her so it was destined for failure.

thanks for taking the time to post, anyway.

pilot here, fuck you

pro-russian SAA operator here

stay the fuck outta ukraine faggot

Ukrainian here. Fuck you both.

Give Crimeria back and stay out of Donbass. Go back to sucking Putin's cock.

fly over here in a 777 and say that faggot

Crimean tatar here give us our country back you slav faggots and go back to sucking russian dick

99% of retail jobs, basically you're almost required not only to be a slave but a submissive passive cuck one at that

>Tfw studying architecture

The uni i'm in is brutal and i have no free time at all while the science students go on vacations and shit.

In the end they will earn twice as much if i'm even lucky enough and find a job.

I'm planning on doing my masters in construction management so i can at least not be poor after uni.

Architecture is really cool and interesting. you have to learn all kinds of shit from material science to history to physics and design. Only downside is building houses out of cardboard and styrofoam like a fucking preschool faggot.

Would only recommend if you have rich parents and are going to take over the family business anyway and you're just studying to get a degree.

Damn bro. That honestly doesn't sound as bad as all my senior nursing majors make it sound.
I just changed over from a year and a half of accounting which was boring me out of my mind.
My eventual goal is to become a nurse practitioner and do some clinic work or something cushy.
I've already seen some of the qt3.14s but I've only hooked up with 1.
Thanks for the insight tho.

Nice try feggit we all know that doctors have no time to get Veeky Forums
After I graduate from PA school I will enjoy knowing I made the better choice
>That 100k+pay
>That medical knowledge
>Those bitches when you tell them you diagnose and perscribe like a doctor to save lives

No, they don't. I've been an electrician for 17 years. I work for shambaugh and son and I made 82,000 last year. If you want that 100k+ you gotta get your MBA and learn a lot more than standard union training.

Call center.

Ur basically my psycho corporations whipping boy.

I'd recommend ED as a final destination if you can take the heat and get in a good shop.

Far more relaxed, amicable, the hierarchy between RNs and MDs is way flatter, and that just makes shit much more enjoyable than a med/surg floor.

Lots of work means less time for office gossip n cattiness, and genuinely encountering life or death situations every day makes you ice cold, smooth, efficient, and a real asset to any team.

Like that fight club quote (lol) come in like cookie dough you exit carved out of wood.

OR is also decent, surgeon egos can be difficult to handle, but as a male you tend to avoid a lot of it as having a dick means they almost view you as human as opposed to female. If you're into memorization, efficiency, and perfecting a method then OR is for you.

A lot of room for potential increased earnings in OR, doctors pay bonuses to good scouts/scrubs, and some will even invite you onto their private teams. Get yourself on a transplant team it's like being in the Navy Seals of surgical squads, long cases but good on call rates.

CCU/med is just a tedious overwhelming grind, different from ED, it's like being tide down at a beach at low tide and slowly feeling the water come in over the hours. ED is more being thrown into the deep end of a pool. I never minded it, but I'm a fairly easy-going person.

Also if you decide to go med like me, never tell any nurses you're planning to do that, nurses hate nurses trying to become doctors.

Omg did that for a year worst job ever

Cops are shit, they always have been shit. I have more respect for garbagemen.
>inb4 edgy nigger teen, white male suburbanite with a decent job and house

I like cops who hassle nigs, I don't like cops who hassle me.

I want more racist cops.

> Boo hoo I have problems with authority
Grow the fuck up