Post your fuckin dinner lads

post your fuckin dinner lads

>must involve a large portion of meat

Those potatoes look delicious. They are the only thing I've missed eating since doing keto

I put a fuckload of butter & garlic in them and then drizzled the steak juices on top

>3,29MB
>sideways
You have to learn how to configure your camera. The time has come.

Is that a beer user?
That's a Budweiser, isn't it?

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>must involve a large portion of meat
dis is blue bored

>can't take a photo the right way
>tells me what my meal must contain

at first glance i thought that was raw chicken

>drinking beer

must suck being a fatty with no gains

yeah

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Must suck bein a straightedge macrocuck

Looks stinky, but tasty

it's breakfast...

but, I had

8 strips of bacon
4 scrambled eggs
2 pieces of toast
black coffee

I'm cutting, but that's my meal to last me until dinner.

>must involve heart disease and colon cancer

Fuck i love the baconmeme

You tried thick cut yet? Its GOAT

why does youyr table look like a really fat arm? i had to turn my head just to figure out what the fuck i was looking at

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I might be having prime rib tonight. Will post if I remember.

Grilled chicken with quinoa and carrots and a few dabs of chipotle Tabasco

how about my lunch?

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But my dinner is limited to 550 calories and I intend to use a good portion of that on collard greens.

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I am skipping dinner since at about 1 am last night/today I caved in on my cut and made myself rice pudding. But hey, at least I did not use sugar and put in some cocoa instead.

>not getting a maillard reaction by overcrowding the pan and having the heat too low
whelp, try again next time

meh, I had the same a few days ago.
Tastes alright if you lower your expectations low enough.

so what if it is

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ja! tier best tier

>New York Strip with cognac sauce
>pan fried Asparagus
>beet risotto

Took for fucking ever to cook the risotto but it was so worth it. Gonna make some mushroom risotto and put either tilapia or chicken with it next time.

>this meal got me laid within the hour

Same user from this, another one:

>one pan tomato basil pasta with linguini
>Italian sausage mixed in at the end
>mixed salad
>garlic and buttered baguette

Will make it again and freeze it. Great for meal prep since it literally takes a pot and a pan. Didn't even need to drain the noodles, just mixed it with crushed tomatoes and vegetable broth and cooked it until it reduced into a sauce with the spices, and the starch from the noodles.

Fuck, forgot pic

Argh, fucking keto.
I'm fine without sweets, but no corn tortillas, rice or potatoes? Fucking end me.

When u nutted on her face, did it stink like asparagus?

>5'9 135lbs spooky manlet
>trying to bulk
>forgot to eat breakfast this morning
>see this thread
JUST

sick platting
does it help mitigate the depression?

It's never not smelled like garlic, since I go through a clove in like 2 days. I don't think I can eat enough asparagus to overcome that kek

That's a lot of capers

turkey and muesli with youghurt

(most of them are peas)

Dinner:
- 300grams of sausage, breaded and pan fried.
- Half a large head of Yam, pickled for two days in vinegar and then fried in sesame seed oil.
- Half a jar of tomato sauce.
- Bed of arugula
- aprox. 80 grams of gran padano chease melted in.

550 kcal is 3.8 pounds of collard greens. You can fit quite a bit on the plate and still have your greens.

what o earth

It's all I had on hand.

holy fuark bro that looks tasty,
how many carbs is that 1 meal ?

>shredded, overcooked broccoli
>slop of gunky mashed potatoes
>pale brown slabs of pork that look boiled
>thinking this is a patrician diet

COOK THE GARNISH SEPARATELY YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Why does all wannabe chefs do that same stupid thing with dropping a dollop of sauce on the plate and smearing it out with the spoon?

>grainy semen sauce
>puts it on the steak
>smears it on the side of the plate as well

looks cool man

did you put your cool shoes on just to take the photo

jesus christ

heat was high nigga. I seer both sides, and drink the blood.

>eating 4lbs of collard greens in a meal
Sup Tyrone, how the boys doin yo?

It looks autistic when you already have sauce on the food, learn to garnish faggot.

The point was that a reasonable portion of collard greens isn't going to have a big impact on his calorie counts. And the name is Heiko, not Tyrone.

>pork

Thats steak you cuck. And i dont care about your criticisms cause it was my bitch who cooked it for me.

A woman made it

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Why does Veeky Forums cook better than Veeky Forums?

Because we actually have to learn how to cook in order to get fit, we have to learn to make stuff like chicken and broccolli taste good, given that they don't have a pretty charming taste by itself.

Meanwhile, Veeky Forums has several fast food threads at a time and a lot of threads for people bitching about the food industry.

My roommate is a chef and mentioned it kek I just started getting into actually cooking, I am shit as "plating" or whatever. Thought I'd give it a shot, I'm not trying to put myself out as a pro. Hard to be a chef when you're getting your doctorate.

>semen sauce
Boy I wish

because having good food makes cutting and bulking so much easier

if i'm only having 2000 calories a day i'm going to fucking enjoy them

>tfw living on oats

Buckwheat, beans, deer and some neat pea sprouts

Dude that looks like dog food. I get that it's healthy, but damn

Slow cooked beef joint, properly seasoned, with basmati rice coated in some of the juices from the joint.

Can't get enough of it. I'll go through 1.5kg of beef joints a day easily if I had money to burn, but I'll probably have to downgrade to pork.

potatoes and beef

My poverty cheat meal. TFW studying for CPA and no extra money for real cheat meal.

Lightly seasoned French Bread slices
Sprinkled American cheese
Poached eggs
Sea Salt/Pepper
Tapatio

fresh asparagus and spinach & cheese ravioli with a cherry balsamic

dry aged cowboy steak

>Eating gravy

never gonna make it

Man, that came out nice

Currently in work on a nightshift. No picture but I just got done eating a huge greek salad. Lettuce, onions, tomatoes, olives and feta cheese with some olive oil. Nothing fancy at all but it was pretty tasty. I'm currently eating as little carbs as possible, no more than 20g a day.

>A woman made it

Your mom doesn't count, user. Furthermore she cannot cook for shit.

>your woman sets that plate of shite in front of you
>the absolute fucking state of it
>you don't make her start again

cuck

>wastes juices of meat
Just fuck off already you filthy heathen

I only have a bite left so no picture but I bought a couple pounds of chicken fajita meat for cheap so I cooked up a pound and ate it out of raw tortillas because I'm lazy.