>be at the gym >do some cardio at some point on a treadmill >see qt grill walking through the gym >look at her >she looks at me >lose track of her >she enters the cardio area too >the entire area is empty except me top left and someone bottom right >she takes the treadmill right next to me >I hear a faint hi but I wasn't certain that she actually said it, so I completely ignored it and just proceed to kill off some gains Any normal person would have just said hi but no, I'm the fucking turd sandwhich says nothing but she might not have said hi after all.
My earbuds are playing loud music far too loud to hear anyone say anything to me anyway. People could shout at me and I wouldn't hear
Benjamin Powell
Breh, just say hi to her next time. Then just look at her facial expression to get a guess on whether you should keep talking to her or not.
tell me if I'm done goofd or how I should attempt to move forward
> randomly meet 9/10 beauty I've met once before out on the town > my bro lives in her friend zone for years, still in love > bro is not with me tonight, she can't keep her hands of my pecs > go to dance, she goes in for the kiss > can't get her to leave with me to another place for some reason > get bored with making out after hours so leave > bro contacts me days later, she told him, he mad
I've talked some sense into my bro now and he's gonna stop orbiting her. His last words on the matter were "I can't stop any of you from doing what you want, but you don't get to know each other better through me at least"
No numbers are exchanged, no normiebook, nothing. I'm not really big on chasing girls, but this one I feel keeps baiting HARD. I try not give a fuck about girls, but I really want to nail this one at least twice. Should I just wait for her to move or just figure we'll bump into eachother randomly again? Or is it fugged already?
Jacob Martinez
lol, just don't talk to girls like me losers :(
Brayden Ross
ur bro maybe an idiot, but hes still your bro. Just leave the girl alone if your bro likes her man. She just another women, you cant get another brother
Landon Howard
>Just leave the girl alone if your bro likes her man
Fuck this. Unless she's dating or has dated him, she's fair game.
Nathaniel Kelly
he was shot down trying to land the first kiss, crash and burn and that was years ago..
James Rogers
True, there's no rule saying she's off limits, really. I'd say in this case you've got the right to go for her, but if it were me I'd still forget the bitch out of respect for my bro.
Ryder Sanchez
>professor assigns us random partners for an in-class activity >I'm paired with a grill >we have to create a "mind map" and draw it on the board for everyone to see >girl goes up to draw ours >she does everything in pink chalk, with hearts over every i, in flowing cursive >she sits back down next to me >look at everyone else's mind maps, then at ours >I say, "Well, ours sure looks pretty" >she looks up at me with this dumbfounded expression on her face >oh shit, she must have misheard me >she thinks I said SHE is pretty >think fast think fast >"I meant our mind map is pretty. Not you."
We sat there for forty minutes after that and neither of us said anything
Christopher Johnson
>"I meant our mind map is pretty. Not you." Jesus fucking Chris, user. Something like >What, you don't think the mindmap is pretty? Would have been the same without you screwing royally up.
Jack Gutierrez
>be in food store >walking like badass >6/10 girl and I guess her senpai are walking >my path intersects theirs >she sees me >she says hello >I ignore her and make a right turn away
what happened, she literally stopped talking to her family to say hello to me
Evan Ortiz
>get on with a girl really well. >people keep commenting we'd make a good couple. >I'm not overly interested but she's really nice. Get on like a house on fire. >friend casually mentions that we're good together and asks her what she thinks of me >friend is just making conversation, this wasn't a "my mate fancies you" like we're in fucking high school or something >I was unaware he'd done this >girl literally goes stone cold. >totally ignores me even though I see her every day >treats me with contempt and disgust >tells other people in our friend group she thinks I'm weird >literally said or did nothing >she obviously was fine with me before, not creeped out at all and enjoyed my company >no idea what was said or why >ask her once after a few weeks of her literally treating me like a pedo rapist >she goes mental and tells me not to talk to her about it >I get the fuck out of there and try to avoid her at all costs >occasionally still see her around and she looks at me like she despises me still
I assume someone else in our friend group spread shit about me. Nothing to spread, so I assume a total fabrication. OR she's just fucking mental.
Really fucking freaked me out though. No idea what the hell happened there and would fucking love to find out. Never will though.
Asher Morgan
Dick move bruh
Matthew Baker
She was probably just being polite anyway OP, don't act like you've fucked up some guaranteed sex or something.
Angel Cox
Then why was she picking the treadmill right next to me? She obviously wanted it hard.
Kayden Sanchez
> keep talking Thats literally the hardest part. Like what the fuck am I supposed to say? I literally have no Idea how to keep a conversation going.
Ethan Roberts
If you really think she wanted you then say hi next time you see her
James Powell
I don't remember what she looks like.
Justin Brown
Never dog a bro over a sloot
Dylan Perry
This story just keeps getting sadder and funnier
Dylan Foster
bruh, put yourself in my shoes
Levi Barnes
>ask her out to a movie and dinner >she says her bf probably wouldn't like that very much o-okay
Connor Edwards
Should have asked her if you can ask him out for a movie and dinner, you fucking queer.
Hunter Reed
why so hostile
Jordan Harris
I'm trying to be hostile here.
Anthony Hill
Are you my twin? I kill conversations so fast, with people that literally can't stop moving their mouth, somehow around me it's like a bubble of silence
Cooper Turner
tell you bro to fix his shit, this is his problem, not yours
Ryan Carter
>hostile Fuck, I meant helpful.
Gavin Peterson
If it makes you feel better at all user I do this all the time with women.
Tyler Davis
In the last week I fucked things up with a Russian chick and a Korean qt3.14
Hold me bros ;_;
Samuel Cook
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Jaxon Cook
>I fucked things up with a Russian chick Consider suicide.
Justin Bennett
>tfw you hear someone say hi and don't want to awkwardly respond in case they weren't talking to you >You realise too late that they were and now it's too late to reply
Wyatt Wilson
why are eastern european women, the hottest women on earth? It's not fair to have to live so far from them
Kevin Lewis
WW2 blessings. Men shortage, so only the best grills got to breed.
Gabriel Ward
>lost a bunch of weight >neigbor is russian 9/10 english but old >has a hot russian daughter 8/10 english 8/10 looks >daughter has a hotter russian friend 10/10 blonde >friend visited last april for a few days >we met and talked for a while because they thought my dog was cute >friend leaves >one year passes >I lose weight >I get stronk >I get haircut >daughter gets married >friend visits again >"hello! do you remember me?" >"you look... very change!" >"is good! you look like rock star!" >she asks why I did it >tell her the truth, for girls >both laugh >"do not worry, you will have many girls!" >daughter says "if you're looking for a girl, talk to (hot friend)" >she smiles at me >I introduce myself again as a joke >she offers me a beer I said no and went home because it was snowing and I was out in shorts and a tank top because I didn't intend to be out for more than a few minutes walking my dog
Dylan Barnes
Was right after I got out of my first relationship and rushed dating about two years ago
>date qt hapa vegan, first date went pretty good taught her how to surf >2nd date wanna meet her at this Ethiopian place >park near my mate's apartment which is nearby >get there, we find out the place is closed >ask if she wants to go to a good vegan restaurant >jump in her car since she parked right there >we have a great time at the restaurant, she offers to pay but I talk her out of it and pay cuz I'm used to paying for my first gf and am trying to impress her >she starts driving me back to my car >get caught up in the conversation and give her directions to my mates parking even though I parked on the street near his apartment >start freaking out about this and start spilling spaghetti >she pulls in the garage and takes off her seatbelt and starts leaning over for a hug or a kiss >I'm still thinking about my car not being there and open the door and slide out dodging her at the same time >she starts looking at me like wtf as I shut the door in her face because she was half in my seat for the hug >yell k bye and start yanking on a random car door pretending it's mine >she's not leaving and just watching me yank on some random car door even though she's seen my car before >after a while stop yanking and start walking out of the garage and she's still just staring at me like wtf >as I pass her car yell "actually I parked on the street" >text her next day and she says she's busy for the whole month
Austin Morales
what did you think she would make you drink the beer outside? Are you trying to cockblock yourself?
Jesus mate, once your dog dies, killyoself
Leo Kelly
>Jesus mate, once your dog dies, killyoself How very considerate of you, user!
Dylan Sanders
they were drinking out on their covered porch, wearing coats, and ruskies have +15 cold resist
Leo Phillips
Do some coke.
Luke Evans
dude, that's even more perfect, cuddle up to the girl to stay warm
hell you could have just said "sure, let me run and put pupper inside and get a coat, I'll bring some vodka back"
William Smith
>be me 6'3 masterrace but autist >go to buy coffee near school today >cashier talks to me about this secret deal where I get a free muffin with the coffee im like ok sure >she then starts saying oh I see you here often heres a little card where you can get your 8th coffee free >she gives me like 5 stamps on the card says since I see you here often im going to start off with more >all this smiling with super nice voice >all along im just like ok thanks and gtfo afterwards
was she flirting?
Christian Wright
I know I have autism you don't have to rub it in okay
Michael Jones
ah it's okay bro, girls give me signals to talk to them and I fumble them too.
I think my problem is when I'm out and about I don't think about pussy, I think about business. So when an opportunity comes at me, I miss it. I need to make my business pussy.
Joseph Scott
This was going extremely well up until you stopped greentexting. As in, you must've been even aware how well it was going. Yet still, nothing. You amaze me. Either you're extremely neurotic or you left humanity behind.
Camden Nguyen
is fucking my roommates sister a dick move y/n
Ian Reyes
no, but you are using your dick, so technically yes
Thomas Russell
Just say something off the wall like >whats the appropriate amount of time to laugh at a joke >would you think an app that randomly says "nnnooooo" throughout the day be a good idea >I believe I have the best way to prepare poptarts
Just don't be a complete autist should saying it, be charming
Julian Wright
okay good, cause she's bangin
Hudson Bailey
>being friends with a cuck Do you really want to be a nice guy just for your (((bro))) and miss out on this chick, because muh morals?
Kayden Torres
>tfw got a date a week from today Feels good lads
Joseph Johnson
honestly anything my dude weather, sports, travel, movies, music, hobbies, what have you
Jacob Lopez
hope she doesn't flake, but good for you m8
Caleb Mitchell
>be in food store >walking with my family >5/10 meathead walking through store like an ape >my path intersects his >notice his fly is open >I say hello to tell him and hopefully help him avoid embarrassment >He ignores me and storms away like an autist
what happened, i was just trying to help him out :(
Nicholas Russell
eh, they're more trouble than they're worth
Brody Davis
>tfw someone on the internet makes fun of me
Isaac Mitchell
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Andrew Sanchez
Prepare for this one
>Be ex-fatass, got gainz in body but not in mind AKA still autist >Meet this cute and petite girl on a night out with my friends >She starts wanting to talk more and more with me >I think that is a good idea to invite her to my house, cook something and watch a movie----NOT THINKING ABOUT SEX (for real) >She accepts >We are alone in my house without roomates >After eating, we go to my bed to chill out a bit >Start talking about random things, she gets closer and closer >She hugs me and puts her leg over my dick >I start sweating mentally and trying to not get an erection desperately >Success >She rolls to the side and pretends to be asleep while holding my hand >Im the happiest guy on earth >A bit later, she had to go, she hugs me again and says "Hmmm--i don't want to go..." >She is so close to my face that i can feel her breath in my lips >"Yeah, its sucks, i want you to stay here" >She stares at me >I smile at her >She waits >I keep smiling >She ends leaving and we do nothing
A-alfalfa as f-fuck
Alexander Anderson
You fucked up bro, she wanted you to lick her face
Cooper Hill
bruh
Lincoln Hill
>tfw I have no idea if women are flirting with me or just being nice
Brody Parker
>Go to the gym >See qt grill >Glance over at her randomly during your workout >She looks at you and smiles >Proceed to spend the rest of the time working out thinking about your future spent with her and the children you will make >Go home and realize you never had a chance while making a protein shake
Levi Hall
At least you got some experience, you'll be able to fug the girl next time
Justin Gray
this
Xavier Anderson
I know, i wanted to kill myself after i realized that only the fact that she accepted to go to my house with me was a signal of desire for the D.
Actually the girl met a new guy the past week and i don't exist anymor. But hey, i totally deserve it for being useless at picking sexual clues.
Cooper Taylor
don't beat yourself up. shit happens. its a learning experience.
Camden Morgan
this aint even a fuck up on your part
Dylan Lopez
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Brody Wood
>Proceed to spend the rest of the time working out thinking about your future spent with her and the children you will make
Bentley White
>inna woods taking shit >behind bush so cant be spotted from the road >suddenly hear noises coming from my right >turn head and spot slighly confused looking girl >she says slightly nervious hi to me >i say hi back >asks if i need to toilet paper with hidden giggile >say no >she turns around slighly bend >braps me >i lose my shit call her out for her bullshit that i didnt deserve >attempt to rape her but stumble because trouses still down >the girl runs away >proceed to curse the course of events and all brap posters
Julian Richardson
i want you to delete this
Aaron Jackson
Well no, I assume not, but it points out how mental these situations can be.
I've been through everything -
Always disgusted by me? No, we've been close before. Arm around her, that sort of thing. Other guys have done stuff like that and she freaked out, but not when I did. It was just natural.
Autism? No. Same as above.
Said the wrong thing? No, I said nothing, as explained. Not like I was talking about her saying I'm obsessed with her or something to mutual friends, but that's how she reacted. Heard rumours I'd supposedly been saying things too.
I must have done something wrong though. Or been alleged to. People don't turn like that. Not to that extreme. Even if she's a bit mental it's still baffling.
Adam Scott
>2 days ago >go to sandwich shop by my work >qt grill working the register >try to place my order >she interupts >"Do you work at [my place of work]?" >Ya >"I thought I saw you there the other day. Lot's of people who work there eat here all the time." >spill my spaghetti and just say "that makes sense" >plow through with my order then immediately take out my phone and start texting my friends >take the order to go and literally run out of the store
Kayden Bennett
I have something similar with my oneitis >have crush on qt coffee girl >starts giving me points toward free coffee >friend says wtf I don't get points and I go there more than you she likes you >have chance to ask her out but have a panic attack instead >stop showing up >friend says she was asking about me >still too anxious to go there maybe if my lats were a little bigger and I had some way to show off how shredded my serratus anterior is
Oliver Cooper
>Am eyelet, always leave glasses in locker. >headphones blasting waifu Wednesdays and Wehrmacht marching hymns.
The gym is a fucking blur, sometimes I think chicks are checking me out, but sometimes I also mistake piles of weights for crouching black people, so who fucking knows?
Makes the gym pretty fun.
Cameron Baker
Oh also forgot my friend started getting points I'm worried he's gonna cuck me how big do my lats gotta be to stop this?
Sebastian Young
wow
Dominic Williams
That gave me autism. At least you learned your lesson. The girl has autism too it seems, should have been louder.
Nathan Bell
They would have been a qt autist match, possible with autists kids too. OP missed out.
>In junior college >take Japanese for my required language course >studying in library all the time because it's really fucking hard and it's going to kill my GPA and it's too late to quit >two foreign exchange students, cute Asians girls, sit down next to me one day >I'm studying hard, afraid of getting an F on a test >One cute Asian girl looks over and sees what I'm studying >"Oh, you study Japanese? WE are Japanese!" >And now they're both looking at me, all smiles >I stare at them for a second, and then say "OK"
>OK
>They stare back at me, smiles faltering, visibly confused >I am frozen in place like a deer in head lights >Eventually they look at each other, and turn away from me >Suddenly think of a hundred things I could have said, but it's too late >Study next to them for another hour in silence >Want to say something as I leave >Can no longer think >They don't even look up as I go anyway, so no chance to improvise
It was the perfect storm. I am terrified by cute girls, especially when they outnumber me, I am terrible at spontaneous small talk with strangers, and I am incredibly self conscious around native Japanese speakers. I hate when any of them find out I took their language in college and they ask me to try using it.
Aiden Sullivan
Thanks but I don't really get panic attacks anymore (I used to at work and stuff), only when dealing with that particular girl so I just avoid her lel.
Christopher Garcia
Dude Japanese girls are forward as fuck. Just shows how completely autistic Japanese males must be when they can't get laid.
Parker Powell
>Japanese males They need better role models.
Connor Thomas
you feel it too, don't you
Cooper Allen
What's the deal with phenibut? This article makes it out to be pot but with way more potential side effects / addiction issues.
Feel happier, music sounds great, sex is great, etc. etc.
I feel all this when I smoke some dope.
Nathan Brown
>try to bond with Veeky Forums dad by telling him about these stories >"why would that be funny" >tell him it's relatable, I do these kinds of things >"what the fuck is wrong with you user, do you like being alone?" T-thanks dad
Aiden Cooper
So you're saying all of Veeky Forums needs to move to japan and adopt all the guys and raise them to be men, while we fuck their moms and sisters, preferably at the same time?
Jack Thomas
Don't take it personally. sorry it happened to you, but I promise it's all her and her shittiness at keeping a friend
