>Roughly the size of a barge
Why didn't they just cast Piano? He would've killed it.
Roughly the size of a barge
Landon Bailey
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Benjamin Barnes
Maybe because he's not an actor
Christian Evans
Of course he is
Brody Thomas
They should have cast Vin Diesel or Rock. They're legit large men and funny as hell.
William Myers
>have the same chest shape as Rich
im fucked arent I
Hudson Bennett
they aren't british though, it needs to look like Gaston. Pic related.
Ryan Torres
>Gaston
they were French. A swarthy ol' dude with a big honker would have fit right in
Charles Parker
Literally none of the main cast is French. A Brit fits right in
Thomas Nelson
>Gaston
>Belle
>Maurice
>LaFou
>Lumiere
>Madame de Garderobe
>Plumette
>Not French
va te faire foutre
>thank you duolingo
Brandon Perez
>doesn't know the difference between actor and character
I don't even know what I expected
Jayden Bell
The Rock would have been GOAT.
>inb4 why would a tropical nigger be in 1700's France?
It's a movie about talking fucking candles, who cares
Sebastian Taylor
Somebody start a change.org petition to have the Rock sing the Gaston Song RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Justin Taylor
I saw a version of the stage play at a local theater a couple years ago and that Gaston was jacked, basically the same proportions as the cartoon. The fact that Disney couldn't get someone big enough themselves is just said.
Of course, with Emma Watson throwing her feminism around and refusing to wear a corset (in 18th century France!) the movie was screwed on a lot of points early on.
Ryan Nguyen
NO WAY
he did a reading and it was perfect holy shit
Blake Rivera
>implying Emma doesn't want to get split in half by the rock
It has to be semi believable
Jacob Clark
After the amount of pharm he's consumed I don't think this is the appropriate metaphor
maybe "carry out an unconsummated relationship of intellectual purity and freindly love"
Jack Baker
Rich's legs are on fucking point here
Carter Harris
His calves a fuckin joocy
Christopher Lee
What's this from?
Adrian Morris
Malcolm in the Middle
Julian Ramirez
Breaking bad
Robert White
they should've cast tom hardy
Jackson Garcia
of course he is, he acts like a human
Evan Evans
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