Walk in to gymnasium

I press the lunk alarm. It works both ways, bitch

hit on her

I always stare at gym sluts right as I'm about to do my last set of an exercise. I tell myself I have to finish the set to fuck her and my body is tricked into performing.

Tell that ugly caked up sket to get out of my way because shes blocking my view of the mirror

wtf isn't there some sort of dress-code in this gym?

>Mix a bit of chocolate whey powder with just a bit of water
>All chunky and shiet
>Spread on bench
>Tell gym staff she got shit all over the bench and she should be banned for
>????
>profit.

I thought I was the only one.

DYELs would be super shy about even taking a glance.

Huh, the Apollon Gym is like 10 minutes away from me

dunno about that, when i started working out i stared like a dumbass at the girls
Beta DYELS maybe but most dyels are still guys and guys LOVE girls

nope
>most gym rats are acclimated to cardio sluts wearing spandex tights and sports bras that are a size too small.
>while being Veeky Forums doesn't cure viginisum - it still helps a bit, so you're less thirsty
>once you get obsessed with the sweep of your quadriceps or your delt:arm ratios - you got less time in the gym to creep on sloots

gym's getting paid to let her have a photoshoot in it

+
>lifting will turn you at least a bit gay, no exceptions.

>doing my best not to distract the lifters
well, she's doing a damn fine job.

Do my routine. Go home.

appreciating God's work isn't gay brah

neither is touching it or kissing it gently or sucking a bit.
>no homo

>you want to bench
>there are shit-stains and ass hairs from this bitch on the bench

I'm fine with that.

My dick is DIAMONDS

Wipe it with your towel.
Save for later.

>wiping it off with your towel like pleb
>not having a shit flakes and ass hairs epruvete and harvesting kit in your gym-bag
fucking dyels

>walk up to the reception desk
>"excuse me, that woman over there is in direct violation of gym clothing protocol. could you ask her to either cover up or leave? thank you."

What a butterface.

really? id just go home take a note of the time and day and know to avoid it because thats when the sluts ocme in

> cardiosluts
> bra too tight
They can't wear negative sized bras m8

I thought only ancient greeks used the word gymnasium for lifting

Stare at her ass to get hyped for my lifts and hope nobody notices my raging hard-on.

>lifting with a hard-on

have fun blowing out your tiny testicles m8

only plebs go to the """""""gym"""""""
true patricians visit the gymnasium for physical exhaustion and gonadial draining

I like to think instagram fitwhores think they are the centre of everything in the gym but soon as she gets in someone's way she gets told to fuck off and get some clothes on, shattering her reality.

I can appreciate a shapely ass in some tight yogas, but if your really wearing thongs to them gym what the fuck is wrong with you

Sneak up behind her and bellow BRRRRAAAPPPFFFFTTTT

Tell her to put some clothes on before she catches MRSA on her cooch from one of the benches

>trainer laughs
>licks whey-water off the bench
>"Not today, user."
>get banned

kek

>not lifting with a hard-on
>not blowing your load mid set
>not eating your cum mid-workout

waste of whey

>saving thumbnails

She obviously wants male attention right?
The right thing to do is to flirt a bit I quess ?
Why are men scared of woman bros?

>She obviously wants male attention right?
Correct, but most guys want to fuck and girls arent paying out in that aspect
They want attention for nothing

>Why are men scared of woman bros?
Not afraid, its a waste of time
Even if the stars align and she is single and wants to date you wont get anything out of it
She will either ditch you, flake on your date or cuck you if you get really lucky and manage to get a relation

Girls just dont work the way men want them to, they arent as interested in relations and sex as we would like
Biologically yes but media and modern living tells girls to shun men

goddamn mgtow again

I am in pursuit of the sublime object, I do not want to "flirt."

Chuck a water bottle at her head like a pokeball. Hopefully knock her out and drag her back to the staff br.

he's not wrong
she wants their attention so she can feel like she's hot shit, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't freak out and call them creeps if any of those guys started flirting.
standard female behaviour, do you live in a fucking cave?

Its not MGTOW, its common sense
Girls are not guys, we are fundamentally diffrent

>No matter who you are youre not very likely to get the girl anyway so why bother letting it disturb your focus
Most girls are pretty easy to 'get' if you have any confidence and personality. Throw in being fit, and a decent career and you should be cruising through women if you are into that.

>Don't even TRY to preserve your people, goy!

WE

Yeah, that's the next step after muscle confusion. Testosterone confusion.

Don't worry you're right on track. You're gonna make it.

>that kind of girl would make a good mother
top kek

I have not had that experience at all
Im 6'1, pretty good looking, fit, educated and i got work but girls i talk to fall into two categories
1. Already has a bf, some are happy with it and others are not but this is the majority of them
2. "The traveler" and she only wants to travel and do shit like this, usually has other severe character flaws as well

When/if i have found one who isnt like this (very, very rare) we can usually get along just fine until she starts either getting bored and wants to fuck around or she starts being emotionally abusive.
Every girl ive dated has done something deliberatly to piss me off/hurt me, for no reason at all

Ive given this ALOT of thought lately since i started looking into the state of europe and what can you do?
Girls abandoned guys long before we did, feminism poisoned them and now even as they get raped they refuse to admit that they would rather have a decent western guy
Cant really do much when the girls dont play along and fight for the same cause

We're winning user. As more men are improving themselves and developing standards, women are starting to work (not very well yet) towards the ideals. The amount of women who identify as feminists is decreasing, and Trump won the white woman vote.

too little too late for me, sadly
im 29 and dating has been horrible these past three years

The future is looking brighter yes but if you ask me its black as hell simply because the severe lack of single girls means im more likely to win the lottery than find a girl i can have a family with

It's not too late for me, lad.

Fpbp

Might be true but remember, change comes slowly
Girls might revert back to "normal" in 10-15 years so plan for that
and that is IF feminism completly dies off, right now its lower but still very, very strong

and millenial girls are becoming 30+, you dont think their bitter asses are going to start corrupting younger girls?

>Every girl ive dated has done something deliberatly to piss me off/hurt me, for no reason at all

This. 1000x this. Every woman I have trusted has betrayed me for personal gain. The best I can get is being a fucktoy; but now I hate women so much I can't even enjoy that.

Talking bout a beta son

>1. Already has a bf, some are happy with it and others are not but this is the majority of them
>2. "The traveler" and she only wants to travel and do shit like this, usually has other severe character flaws as well
>When/if i have found one who isnt like this (very, very rare) we can usually get along just fine until she starts either getting bored and wants to fuck around or she starts being emotionally abusive.
>Every girl ive dated has done something deliberatly to piss me off/hurt me, for no reason at all
You're sounding dangerously close to Elliot + Chris-chan.

1, 2, and 3 are all related.

Either
1) They're not actually interested in you and are using that excuse. Although I'm sure there are plenty of girls who do have BFs
2) That's because she didn't like you and never did. She's using you because you let people use and you have a job.
3) See 2. You're just not likable. And no, it's not for "no reason" lololol. You may think you started of "getting along" but she was just better at putting up with you than the rest, and was using you for whatever reason (likely money or entertainment).

Harsh truth but you need to look yourself in the mirror. What's more likely? 100% of the 3.52 billion women in the world fall in these three closely related categories, or that some autist on Veeky Forums is unlikable?

Test the "It's not rape if she cums 4 times" rule.

fucking women need to be put into cages I swear

>You're sounding dangerously close to
I only know Elliot and i cant be arsed to google
He felt entitled to sex and had no success.Ive gotten laid and had relationships and dont feel like girls owe me sex

>hey're not actually interested in you and are using that excuse
Ive heard this tons of times and ive gotta say its some conspiracy level bullshit since most girls i talk to are either there with their boyfriend or she brings him up in casual conversation
Do you believe girls are preemptively bringing up a bf or having someone nearby just to put me off?

>That's because she didn't like you and never did
Im not sure what you mean here so i may be wrong
The traveler type girls are girls who arent dating anyone, they might fuck someone overseas but they arent dating here. atleast not the ones ive met since they are not interested.

I dont let people use me, im very firm on that and the problem is the girl wants control and to get control she becomes emotionally abusive
It doesnt work because i dont really give a fuck but its still there seething.

>You're just not likable
Yes, ill believe some random person on the internet knows me better than people IRL

I didnt say ALL girls fall into these categories, i said girls I talk to fall into these categories. I also said "I have not had that experience at all" and then explained my experience

The idea that some autist on a mongolian rice cooking forum can accurately judge the character of another autist is laughable

Holy shit .. this is me exactly

I'm always like:
"That hottie over there wants a built dude now finish this set and then go FINISH HER"

>Hi, there's someone standing in the middle of the gym naked, is there anything you or management could do about it?

>Yeah sure

>great, thank you

I'm at the gym to lifting weights and I don't want whores getting aids all over the equipment

Yeah it is because that's sexual.

Kill Yourself Homo

This is the trend from women in the work force to diversity quotas

>invade other board to shitpost
>don't bother lurking long enough to learn about the most common meme
that's like someone going on /pol/ without watching 5 hours of cuck porn first.

go sharia law on her

needs to work on the ceps

>want to give this bitch a cold stare because she's in the way and I want to use the rack

>don't want to look at her because I don't want to feed her attentionwhoring and also it makes me look thirsty

wat do

if balls dont touch its not gay faggot

She will interpret your being in the gym itself as feeding her attention, you might as well do your thing and fuck what she thinks.

more like lifting will increase your t, which will make you more narcissistic and womem love it.

>common meme
>Meme

it's not a meme you dip.

Maybe I was always gay, but before Veeky Forums I was straight.

I'm like a 5/6 on the Kinsey scale.

what a fucking degenerate attention seeking WHORE

its lit my nigger

If she is in Sweden you can do whatever you want with her if you are a migrant

>Tattoo on her left side
>Horribly applied makeup
>Tan

Into the trash.

Follow her and make BRAAAAAAPT noises

>Ask the staff to do something about it
>If they don't, go to her and tell her to put some damn clothes on
>If he doesn't, everytime i finish a set, i pass by her and loudly slap her ass

There.

this is why i browse fit