Red pill me on water. Why drink it when sips exist?

It was only a sip
It was only a sip

Faith in humanity partially restored

>why drink water when you can pay the shills that are plaguing Veeky Forums for their overpriced green coffee water

Why would you drink anything but water and coffee? Who pays to drink forced meme bullshit?

Oh wait every other shill thread on this shit hasn't gone well so lets go for #7 of the night. Do you notice no actual anons are here? Just shills and people pissed off with them?

>not sipping right this second

>green

That's your critique?

It's not just green overpriced coffee water? It comes in a variety of colors?

>no actual anons
Bro

>people pissed off with them
It's just you samefagging in every thread

>low carb beetus

fuck off, low carb is the best by far

>he's so fucking new and clueless that he doesn't even know what color sips are

>Hater doctors keep telling me that an IV of sip would kill me because of the carbonation. Dafuck do they know?

I know right. My doctor is all like, "You have to stop drinking sips, you have an enlarged heart."
>Bigger than yours you jelly faggot, huyhuy.

It's me and one or two monster shills in every thread.

I'm sick of your shit. Nobody who gives a fuck about fitness (or who is sensible about wasting money) is going to be drinking the shit you are trying to push here. Fuck off back to your jew overlords (seriously, run by jews, pol was fucking right again) and tell them you failed to make a viral meme on 4 chan despite your months of fucking annoying us with this shit.

You are not funny, shit is not catchy, and actual Veeky Forumszens do not talk like fucking niggers. If this was going to catch on naturally it would have by now, we gave it a chance and ignored you retards but enough is enough.

You failed, fuck off.

there was this one that was classic black can with purple logo that my buds called dish soap
because it tasted like dish soap
idk might've just been a canadian thing

This is your first day on Veeky Forums

Hey you remembered the / this time.

Gold star for you.

>nonsipper detected

RED BULL SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I'm partial to the Sugar Free Rockstar™

Fell for the sip meme today and spent the next couple hours after gym pissing every 15 minutes

>drank 16 ounces of fluid
>peed every 15 minutes for two hours

hey man dont post rockstar in monster shill viral marketing threads please

>believing a billion dollar company shills on Veeky Forums

Lmao bang yourself my man, no one gives a shit about those 300 people browsing Veeky Forums each day.

Monster Absolutely Zero is just a realy good energy drink.

Underrated af

Hold on to your fucking butts now, but water actually contains zero calories. It's a massive sham and literally a gains killer.

wtf, the liquid jew has been robbing me my entire life

Did somebody say SIPS?

I always enjoy sips before every work out

Sip boys forever, sip boys for life!

>tfw no sips

FRUAK GATTA HAVE SIPS

was there a sale at the meme store?

Can't wait for that first sip of the day.

Any sips connoisseurs around? What's the tastiest sips?

I've tried sips zero ultra, beetus, low carb beetus, orange and import.

Favourites are zero ultra and import.

>when it's almost time for the first sip of the day

Gotta act cool for normies who can't handle the sipz

Because sips will give you kidney stones

>tfw sipboys is the most asthetic meme of 2017

>tfw it's 5 in the morning and almost time for sips

Even the pros sip! Why don't you?

We lift together, we die together.
Sipboys 4life.

Sips enhances your combats prowess, why not give it a go ;)?

That first sip of the day is commin brehs, you ready?

All the cool kids sip, don't be left behind!

Straight motovoto right here brehs

Sips can enhance your hand eye coordination, don't let it be wasted!

Pssst.....hey kid.......wanna sip?

The president of the United States supports the right to sip, do you?

If your a pro gamer than you'll love the charge of sips!

Alright son here it is, >the first sip of the day.
Use it wisely

Thanks pops.
Sip with me anons

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiip*, ahhhhhhhh

>that first sip
Fuck brehs are the memes true?

Roll for what sips you get today

$|p $ for lyfe
Rollin

based jake

oops wrong thread

Sip and forgive brother. Sip and forgive...

It's currently 5:57 and I'm sippin, no better feelin brehs

C E N T R A L T I M E Z O N E S I P B O Y S

I THOUGHT I HAD 3 HOURS TO GET IN BED BUT ONLY REALLY HAD 2

>when you start S I P P I N G at work

I thought this is the last thing you would drink if you intend to have healthy lifestyle, especially on Veeky Forums.

Am I missing something there?

It started as a forced meme, unfortunately a lot of fit is young, dumb, and poor, so they fell for their own meme. Kind of like /hightest/, all of /pol/, or countless other examples spanning Veeky Forums's existence. It's a dog eating its own shit forever

...

Why are you guys trying to get people to drink that. Might be funny,but what if some chubby chan takes you serious? Its retarded to drink this good luck with dem dick stones too.

>falling for the fluorinated jew

I hope you lads don't do this

pic related

I-i do

These threads are making me feel ashamed of drinking this shit. I should go back to coffee.

Because it sucks when you wake up in the night to go take a piss but you can't piss and your pee pee burns and you can't go back to sleep

I prefer Red Bull.

Who /kickstart/ here?

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>forced meme

10L - 12L of water/day for almost 10 years now

>10-12 L/day
Holy shit, and I thought me drinking 5-6 L/day was too much.

pls get #2

if you have haters that means you're doing something right

nothing personal, kid *pfsssht*

>5-6 L/day
i would consider the minimum i like to see people drink on a daily basis
good on you for getting that much user, most people don't even drink water

*teleports behind you*

That's six times the recommended amount.

Are you not worried about being deficient in salt or water soluble vitamins/nutrients?

Not to detract from yet another monster shill session but it seems like you are in danger of being one of those guys who dies from chronic over hydration.

Sugar Free Rockstar™ ???

>That's six times the recommended amount.
source? i know many people who drink as much as i do - some even drink more. i should note that i'm also quite active and i sweat during my job as well as my during my hobbies.

>Are you not worried about being deficient in salt or water soluble vitamins/nutrients?
not in the least. i eat healthy, test my nutrient levels often and whatever i'm missing in my diet i supplement with.

>Not to detract from yet another monster shill session but it seems like you are in danger of being one of those guys who dies from chronic over hydration.
such hot opinions, please tell me more

low cal pls, hanging with my friend Dan later

If dubs I finally find purple sips today

Are sips vegan?

>source?

Googled daily water requirements and looked at the first few hits.

>please tell me more
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

I've read about a few people who dropped dead from this, usually marathon runners.

>google
there's also hits below the ones you mention that say people are drinking 20L+ a day and they're totally fine; you didn't seem to want to mention them in your earlier post for whatever reason.

>I've read about a few people who dropped dead from this, usually marathon runners
that's due to electrolyte levels being off and nerve transmission becoming difficult/stopping; i have no concerns about this as my electrolyte levels are something i have tested with my nutrition levels, as i said in the earlier post.

You were talking to a different user.

>i have no concerns about this as my electrolyte levels are something i have tested with my nutrition levels, as i said in the earlier post.

I missed that post. All I saw was your one about how much you were drinking.

So what's the reason for drinking so much?

No, sips contains taurine, which is bull semen

>You were talking to a different user.
my mistake

>So what's the reason for drinking so much?
general health; every single nutritional transfer in our bodies needs water - i would link this pic of a PARTIAL view of our metabolic pathways but it's >4MB so here's a link:
cc.gatech.edu/~turk/bio_sim/articles/metabolic_pathways.png
every single line on the chart needs water to function at an optimal level (sometimes it needs water to function at all)

i also sweat every day doing my job and my hobbies also require a great deal of sweat.
i drink only how much water my body is asking for; usually between 10L and 12L a day