What's the male equivalent of having a fat ass

Good hair

Winner

sauce?

Doubles

Money

so much this

big boobs=big dick
big butt=nice bod

Having top-tier face

>big boobs=big dick

nah, I also like small boobs, but a small dick is fun for nobody

Big butt = Big arms/shoulders
Big boobs = Tall
Thicc legs = Nice abs or chest
Tight pussy = Big dick

These are the most reasonable comparisons I can come up with.

This thread and this entire board is so horrible for my fucking body dysmorphia

I think this one is right

having big cums

Nope.
Boobs=arms/delts/pecs
Booty=booty (girls like ass too)

Cant go anywhere where there is a girl i more than barely know without her grabbing my butt

Broad shoulders.

One to the left has a stupid look to him.
That's a actually a pretty hyuuge turn off for girls.

Take it with a grain of salt but I've been told by girls that the things they check first are

Height/frame > face(smile, eyes) > arms > ass

These girls I asked were 6 normie friends of mine, and all agreed on this. I asked if chest, abs, shoulders, legs, etc were important and they said something like "yeah, that's a nice bonus". They also mentioned individual preferences like beards and hands.

As for my manlet friends, don't worry, they said they considered a man "tall" if he was taller than them. If you're an ugly, dyel faggot (and broke) you're pretty much fucked (or won't be).

To me it goes something like

ass > posture and rest of body > face > personality/tits

Unless she has huge tits.

But do women like ass as much as men like ass I seriously doubt it

jacked upper body

Yeah both wives and several gfs literally grabbed my ass constantly, licked my butthole without asking me first, and two have worn strapons (their idea). Literally can't bend over anywhere near my current wife without getting assaulted.

fag

Do you know where you are?

both of these guys have downy faces tho; if you see that and get insecure about your face rather than relieved that you're not that bad, i feel terribly sorry for you

also people always post this but i guarantee you if they were in a shitty honda civic they wouldn't get posted, you might pretend it's physique or face (lol) but it's about the fucking car, don't delude yourself

Where can you find thick women?

Having a juicy fat cock.

>both of these guys have downy faces tho
They really don't.

yep

↑ this
my gf is always into my curly hair

WRONG.
>Big butt = STRONG SWIMMERS
>Big boobs = HIGH SPERM COUNT
>Thicc legs = HIGHLY ABOVE AVERAGE I. Q.
>Tight pussy = 6+ FIGURE INCOME.
>THESE are the most reasonable comparisons that are true

probably because of evolutionary reasons I mean a big butt means you are strong and the gluteus is the main mover for the thrust motion we all know is used extensively in several sex positions.

Indubitably, my friend. One should also recall that the posterior stores fat deposits. Which one could interpret as a healthful and bountiful diet.
Hmm, yes.