ITT: We post our genetic lottery wins and losses

I have way more cons than pros

>bald
>small dick
>cross-eyed
>5'11
>super hairy
>sweat all the time
>three years into my depression and counting
>weak mustache
>can't see with both eyes at the same time
>social retard

but

>grey eyes
>good face
>good beard

That's about it. That fuels the depression

pros
>6'0
>6,5" thicc dic
>white
>good insertions
>good face
cons
>balding
>crooked teeth
>+0.75/+1 eyesight
>social anxiety
>possibly ptsd

Pros
>White
>Nice, dark hair
>Blue eyes
>6.5in dick
>Not autistic
>I guess I'm good looking

Cons
>PE
>ADD
>Underachiever

I did pretty well. At least being a lazy Underachiever is fixable.

Pros
>nice full beard
>fat meaty calves
>good eyesight
>white
>decent frame and face
>good skin, didn't have much acne in my teen years and can get a tan without spending too much time on the sun
>probably won't go bald since no one in my mother's side is balding and my grandfather had a full head of hair

Cons
>allergies
>chinlet
>dicklet (5x4.5)
>manlet (5'10)
>neanderthal eyebrows

>can't see with both eyes at the same time.

Please tell me you've seen a neurologist.

Pros
>6"2
>Nice facial hair and head full of hair
>decent jaw line
>photogenic 6.5 inch dick
>big chest
>Wide shoulders

Cons
>Have to shave shitty hair on lower back
>Wide hips
>arms won't grow
>has APT generally bad posture
>CANNOT COMMUNICATE NORMALLY WITH FELLOW HUMANS. Mild autism

Pros:
>Top-tier intelligence (accepted to Ivy Leagues, full-ride to Public-Ivy)
>high-test (full beard and carpet of chest-hair at 16)
>above average face

Cons:
>5'6" manlet
>balding at 23 (dad was monks-ring bald at 25, mom's dad in late 30s)
>probably autistic

Pros:

>Very light skinned Hispanic
>Above average intelligence
>Full head of hair and it will stay that way
>Builds muscle easily
>Age slower than my peers

Cons:

>Can't grow a beard
>Fat builds up very easily in hips/mid section
>Bad eyesight (my dad will be considered legally blind in a few years)
>Diamond shaped head and frizzy curly hair. Very hard to maintain so barber >pushes to buzz it off.
>Resting bitch face
>Dark patches under eyelids
>Age slower than my peers

Neutral:

>5'10 Although I don't really care about it

The aging part gets to me the most since I am in my early 30's and look like I'm in my early 20's. Some people confuse me for being in my late teens. This is especially annoying since I only attract really stupid teens, and everyone my age tries to brush me off.

Pro:
>nice teeth
>widely regarded as very good looking
>relatively high iq
>broad shoulders
>extremely high metabolism
>good body hair ratio
>really nice straight hair
>very unique eyes
>super high alcohol tolerance

Con:
>dicklet 5.5in
>manlet 5'8"
>partially schitzo ( comes out when I smoke weed)
>skimpy legs

Why live

pro:

white
blonde
green eyes
smart
full beard
6 feet

cons:
low test
awful gains
shit face
wide hips

>tfw reading enough Veeky Forums makes you think low test is the source of all your problems
>hard to argue with yourself

Pros
>8/10 face
>Brown skin
>Decent hair
>6'3
>Whole family motivated as hell to get shit done

Cons:
>minority
>shitty knee
>not horrible but existing gaps in teeth
>higher risk of kidney stones, hbp, heart disease, and diabetes

Atleast i have a gf and not virgin heehee

did you get a bad knee from squatting too much?

tried pooing in the loo?

im perfect organism

lemme tell you, i'm 6' and feel so inferior around everybody 6' 2-3". You can never know what a tremendous gift those extra couple inches is.

Pros:
Bretty solid frame
Naturally pretty strong
No idea what my test levels are but am pretty assertive and vigorous
Chinese quadroon so my skin is pretty good

Cons:
Chinese ancestry means while my beard is good it's not great
5´8
Joints seem to get btfo more than most people
Stupid

I'm essentially a stocky Italian man and if you squint you can see my Chinese eyes

this is going to be long but I'm still a faggot loser so don't take this as congratulatory
pros:
>6' 2
>100% european
>attractive
>9 inch dick
>blue eyes
>great hair
>great facial hair
>hairy all over
>tan easily
>broad shoulders
>good bone structure overall
>great metabolism
>good dental health (never had a cavity, etc.)

cons:
>heart valve issues
>father went bald at 20~, at risk for balding
>I'd say high IQ goes down here, lol
>schizoid spectrum
>intense unibrow
>if addiction really is genetic, well, my addictive behavior pretty much negates every pro above, so that's the biggest con

Christ most of you are self proclaimed autists.

Pros
>6'3
>thick red hair
>green eyes
>wisdom teeth came in straight/no pockets so jaw is godtier
>huge hands/feet/dick
>pyramidalis present
>despite diet have never exceeded 10%BF
>gains off the charts

Cons
>heart attack at 21
>drinking problem
>had Osgood schlotters when younger
>cancer

Pros:

>7'1"
>family full of giants and amazons (nobody shorter than 6'6")

Cons:

>Female (having to deal with that fucking LONDON meme)

Ambivalent:

>42G breasta

Hey, big boy! Wanna make giant babies?

pros:
pretty face
uhhh mostly symmetrical
long curly black hair that reaches my back
cute and firm booty
36D boobs
super tight
exotic ethnicity: arab/filipino
lifts
eats 80% healthy
passive/submissive

cons
asian genetics....fat builds up in lower abdominal and back area
kind of crazy??? idk. nobody wants to date me.

Pros:
>blue eyes

Cons:
>leukemia

Why would you consider being submissive a good thing? Guys don't want submissive women. They want dominant women like me!

My advice to you is to start telling guys NO and be assertive. Stick those nicely-sized breasts out and make them work for you!

If you don't mind telling, how tall are you?

Pros
> Leg gains come easy
> average height
> average donger
> average facial and body hair
Cons
>mega unibrow
>at risk for bipolar disorder / schizophrenia
> bad shoulders ( my sistes, dad and aunt all have shoulder issues)
> back issues (me and my dad)
> bad teeth ( I have to have a permanent retainer for the rest of my life)
> shitty eyesight
> shittiest chest insertions out there

Blessed
>blue eyes
>white

Cursed
>5'9"
>handlet
>wristlet
>brainlet
>chinlet
>dicklet
>pectus
>flared ribs
>wide hips
>widows peak and rat tail
>crooked teeth
>depression
>anxiety
>low energy
>minimal facial hair
>baby face

Those bottom two aren't cons. Not having to shave is a good thing, and women like baby-faced guys!

i mean submissive in bed. I'm certainly opinionated and can be aggressive/stern when necessary..

also, yeah, this is the HOOK UP generation...guys aren't interested in putting in work. and I'm not a white skinny aryan princess so all the guys I like aren't interested in actually dating me,

5'3

>They want dominant women like me!

/gfd/rr/ plz

>Big as fuck calves
>Nice frame
>Iq of 130
>Green eyes
>White
>6'1

Cons
>Diabetes runs in my family (we dont even have fatties
>Mental illnesses run in my family aswell. Around 60% has a serious addiction problem or is bipolar or psychotic. Even thou I am from a high functioning family with a high status.
>Alzheimer runs in my family
>Small hands
>Somewhat an effeminate look with almost no facial ot body hair. People tell me I look like an elf often and there have been 3 occasions where people were seriously discussing that I could be a really good trap if I wanted to. Except that my back is way to big and people would know. The details were intense and now thinking back on it at one of the occasions 3 guys were literally telling me they'd fuck me if I was a woman. Not sure what to think about this.
>Easily get scars, a small cut often turns into a scar.

If they aren't interested in putting in work for a woman, then that's their problem.

pros:
>6'1
>light brown hair
>green eyes
>strong immune system
>good proportions
>slightly above average facial features
>mesomorph

cons:
>rib flare
>anti-social personality disorder

widows peak sucks but I think they're coming out with some interesting remedies. I saw some kind of hair sticker video thing the other day
youtube.com/watch?v=eCJd0Wr9sm4

not having facial hair can be nice

The not having fatties in your family is a good thing, even if it's due to DIABEETUS. That instantly lowers your risk of heart disease as well as many other obesity related issues.

omg i forgot how funny Veeky Forums was...diabeetus in all caps though. lol.

Pros :
-6'3"
-Not ugly
-Almost never sick
-That's all

Cons :
-Any extra fat goes into my belly/ love handles
-Extremely hard to get muscles
-Bad frame
-Baby wrists
-P.K.D : kineys won't stop working @ 60 y.o. Can't get more than 1g protein/kg bw also

Cheers lads all this data goin in excel.

7 * 5.3 inch pencil dick, isn't that good? thats my dick size?

LONDON
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never give up user

Pros:
>Alcohol exists

Cons:
>I exist

Pros:
> 6'2"
> White
> Able to grow full beard
> High intelligence --> $200K job
> Wide-ish shoulders

Cons:
> Wide hips
> Balding at only 22
> Average face
> 5.5" dick
> Lactose intolerant
> Have kyphosis
> Gains come slowly
> Bad fat distribution

Pros.

>Attractive face 7.5/10
>young face aesthetics(look 18)
>good skin
>strong immune system

Cons
>5'8
>5'5 penis
> prone to depression/mental problems
>not educationally smart

If i was ugly or any shorter id say kill me plz.

Aye lmao same dick n height.

Wins:
>Slighlty above average intelligence
>7 inch dick when low body fat
>5'9
>no genetic disabilities
>2015 eyesight
>great sense of balance
>adequate hand eye coordination
>white
>male

Losses:
>pretty sure low test
>slow twitch muscles everywhere
>5'9
>weak af but I think that's mostly lack of training
>slow af
>dad's side of family has history of heart disease
>mom's side has history of male baldness & addiction
>both my parents have had horrible eyesight since their 30's

Overall pretty #blessed, just need to train to make the most of it. Not looking forward to the loss of visual gains and potential loss of hair, but other than that life will be good once I leave onesity

>white
>lactose intolerant

what did he mean by this?

Pros:
>Long Biceps
>Blue eyes
>Blondish hair
>Good hair genetics, will never bald
>Kinda high iq but nothing amazing (add the zero motivation from depression and it's pretty much worthless)
Cons:
>Lots of mental illness:
>depression/bipolar
>general/social anxiety
>visual snow
>possibly some others I still need to get diagnosed with if I have them
>Chest gap
>Manlet
>Big Forehead

...

Pros
>pronounced jaw
>build muscle quickly
>meso-ectomorph
>7'' dick
>above average intelligence
Cons
>black
>diagnosed schizo and clinically depressed
>5'8"
>huge nose

How come so many of us are cursed with wide hips yet I see almost no one with them irl? Is it because we spend so much time inside on our computers and have low test?

Pros
>6"1'
>Still not balding (27)
>Average metabolism
>7 inch dick
>Double jointed
>Above average intelligence

Cons
>Shitty eyesight
>low test
>Not naturally muscular
>Wide hips
>Poor skin elasticity (loose/broken skin)
>Mentally unstable and insecure

L O N D O N?

pros:
> 195cm (over 6'4)
> lots of hair
> 7' dick
> deep voice
> thick calves and big hands
> lactase gene
> very smooth and tan skin (kek)
> no one is diabetic, nor has high blood pressure, nor cancer in my family tree

cons:
> mouth breathing kid, so below avg face/jaw
> thick curly dry hair
> far sighted
> very Moroccan looking

Pros
>naturally athletic
>almost perfect vision
>thick head of hair with no trace of balding in my family for 3 generations
>distantly related to the royal family
>above average intelligence
>prominent jaw
>nutting doesn't make me lose my boner

Cons
>5' 11
>long legs
>below average flexibility
>penis is nearly only 6 inches
>feel more anxiety than the average person
>round jaw

pros
>6"3
>broad shoulders
>no history of male pattern baldness
>8" benis
>deep, commanding voice
cons
>low iq
>alcoholism runs in family
>small head which is exaggerated by large frame
>can naturally only grow neckbeard

kek, same height and dick size, what the fuck is going on bros

Pros:
>really good looking face
>full head of thick hair
>very nice blue colored eyes
>almost perfect skin
>slightly above average intelligence
>godlike immune system
Cons:
>5"5'
>Asperger
>4-5 inch dick
>socially retarded

Pros
'2"
>Broad as fuck shoulders, the titan Atlas is jelly.
>full head of thick dark brown hair
>"Deep green" that are almost a blue color in the shade with a black band around them for eyes (I think they're meh but I've been told it's one of my best features)
>decent jaw line and chin not fantastic but better than most
>high test and can easily grow facial hair

Cons
>Average 6" dick
>widish hips, the shoulder width makes up for it but they could be narrower
>chronic ingrown toenails on both big toes
>High test and hair is everywhere
>3.5/10 face (I think I'm ugly but all of my ex's have said the opposite)
>Low confidence (is this even genetic?)

pros:
>
cons:
>everything

Pros:

> 7"10
> Natty test of 4000
> 15 inch dick
> I.Q. 220
> Perfect golden ratio facial genetics.

Cons.
> Too intelligent.
> nihilistic.
> Wicked sense of humor.

Pros:
>230 iq
>30 inch dick
>make 1 million euros a day

Cons:
>only 9 feet tall
>cant get a sun tan

Fml

Pros:
>6"3'
>High IQ (Clinically tested)
>Good immune system

Cons:
>Severe chronic depression (suicidal, have been to mental hospital for two months once)
>Narrow wrists
>Gyno
>Curved dick (45° to the left)
>Had undescended testes (had surgery at age 10)
>Chronic sinusitis (inflamed tonsils, removed by now, post nasal drip, breathing problems, shitty nasal voice, constant bad breath)
>Bad hearing (left ear almost deaf)
>Highly asymmetric face (right eye 5 mm lower than left, right jaw larger than other)
>Shoulder tilt (?) (right shoulder hangs much lower than left)
>Large nose with mild acne
>Weak eyebrows
>Keratosis pilaris on arms and legs
>Low stress tolerance

Quit my job half a year ago because couldnt take it anymore. Have no appartment. Think about suicide daily.

stay strong brother

Pros:
>full head of hair
>naturally big chested even before I started working out
>good jawline that becomes visible at 20% bf
>can't see any major fault with muscles/insertions now that they're starting to become visible

Cons:
>need a very low bf% for visible abs
>huge social anxiety
>one eyebrow is slightly higher than the other

W
>6'2"
>Blonde
>Thicc hair
>White
>7" peen
>Attractive

L
>toe thumbs
>

>white
>pro

Haha stupid cracka

You inherit balding genes from your grandfather on your mother's side I believe

>grandfather is 80 and head full of hair
feelsgoodman

PROS:
-6'4
-Wide shoulders
-Thick, naturally wavy blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Good face/eye brows
-Awesome muscle building genes
-Super hairy

CONS:
-6.5x4.5'' d
-family history of high blood pressure
-father started balding early 30's

id say i got pretty lucky

PROS:
>6'
>Wide shoulders.
>Good balance in leg length and abdomen height (waist to neck space)
>Red Hair (idk if pro)
>Hair naturally curves in a wave when I comb it to the side.
>Blue/Green Eyes.
>Good Immune system.
>Good IQ (about 125ish)

CONS:
>Average 5" dick.
>Wristlet
>Bad acne
>Need glasses.
>Easily get sunburns.
>Having my organs fuck up runs in my dad's side of family, so theres that to look forward to when I'm 50 (which is when it happened to them)

Pros:
>decently shaped body
>no risk of balding
>great eyesight and hearing

Cons:
>joint problems
>heart problems
>lung problems
>shoddy teeth

Mixed:
>young looking, which does get me compliments, but random customers at work thinking I'm a highschool dropout got real old real fast

...

Pros: everything

Cons: nothing

extremetech.com/extreme/245707-new-gop-bill-lets-companies-force-take-genetic-tests-share-results

>New GOP bill lets companies force you to take genetic tests, lets them share results with third parties

Your gain potential may prevent you from being employed at some companies.

I like to live the life of CHAD on tinder, too. Can get really depressing sometimes tho

I'm sure he has just not with both eyes.

Tell me about it bruv

Pro
>hair good, height good, dick good, naturally can gain muscle faster, better endurance when trained, good eye sight

Cons
>my immune system keeps trying to kill me (ulcerative colitis, psoriasis, immune related arthritis, some sort of throat eye irritation related to immune system) and I almost died twice

>nutting doesnt make me lose my boner
you win with that bro

Maybe when I was a toddler, I don't remember. It's a bit more complicated than that anyway, I do see with both eyes but I have two separate pics and the right one is the main one, I have to "switch" to see everything on the left. The rest of the time it's basically peripheral vision, I know it's there but I'm not focused on it

kek

Pros
>6'1"
>athletic af
>115 IQ and can basically ace most tests without studying (mother was a Rhodes Scholar)
>wide shoulders
>defined face
>deep voice
>8in dick
>good sense of humor
>socially outgoing
>Fast muscle gains
>godly glutes (you'd be surprised how much girls love booty too
>good teeth
>deep brown eyes
>Lactose tolerant
>Big hands
Neutral
>Black (most girls dont really care)
Cons
>Weak ab definition
>No facial hair yet (my dad didnt have any until he was like 22)
>shitty hairline
>foreign, basically unpronouncable last name (not really genetic but you get the point)
>strict ass parents (again not really genetic but still)
>smallish calves (mini pro: well shaped)

Pros:
>good jawline
>good chin
>6"1
>great at endurance running
>decent sprint
>wide shoulders
Cons:
>complete sperg
>black

Is being hairy a pro or con?

Pros:
>white
>functioning lactase gene
>blue eyes
>Australian
Cons:
>balding
>shit face
>chicken skin
>5'6
>depression and anxiety (thanks mom!)
>shit hair
>probably autistic
>live in Australia

Pros:
>Broad shoulders - I have a natural Y taper without any work at all
>Naturally broad chest
>Got full head of dark hair
>Deep voice
>Americans love my accent
>Get complements for my eyes

Cons:
>Dyspraxic so I will never be good at sports and takes me forever to learn complex movements, in addition to making my life just that bit more difficult every day - my thoughts are as disorganised as the desk in front of me and I struggle to keep time
>Used to be obese until i lost weight (over 100lb) so I have a lot of excess skin
>Inherited my mother's mental health problems so I suffer from anxiety and depression and take meds from the doctor to get by
>Very average in every other way physically - if not below average
>No self confidence
>Terrible eyesight so I wear contacts now but have been wearing glasses since I was a kid
>Likely to go deaf
>Possibly inherited grandfather's hand condition, so my hands will become inflexible claws
>Very high risk of cancer but I still smoke and drink to function in social situations and to silence the negative voices in my head

Pros:
>6'1"
>white
>good handful of hair
>Wide shoulders
>8/10 face
>good facial hair
Cons:
>average dick (7")
>wristlet
>face would have been a 10 but not symmetric

Don't you mean if you squint we can see your chinese eyes.

Pros:
>6'0
>clean skin
>white
>great breasts
>asperger (not self proclaimed but real asperger)
>long thick hairs
>big eyes

Cons:
>6'0
>asperger
>need glasses
>dad's brown eyes
>man sized feet
>big breasts (back pain)
>still have my little girl's voice despite being a giant woman

Pros

>No allergies
>Great muscle insertions
>Not to much body hair

Cons
≥5'8
>Gyno
>Nipple hair
>Fat most of my life so loose skin
>Only one in my family who's balding
>Completely average face

Pros:
>Naturally muscular
>Dat ass
>Redhead (not ginger)
>High IQ
>Good skin

Cons:
>5'1
>Cankles
>Occasional whiskers
>Mental illness/suicide runs rampant in my family

If you have a below average face and wide hips then you aren't high test
You don't have a 9" dick
Facial hair =\= high test

>10/10 face
Think again. Almost anyone with a legit 10/10 face is a model or actor