The only sip worth sipping

It's literally the most amazing drink

What kind of flavour is this?

its honestly not that different from regular monster in taste.

Except it has no calories and no crash like Coffee does.

what does purple taste like? never had it.

Me three

I love you

I just put a deposit down on a case of purple dips at my local 7/11. Super excited boys

But it doesn't taste like a mouthful of sugar and a kick in the balls

>tfw no unleaded sip in canada

is there any soda that tastes similar to monster?

I'd move if I were you

Not available in my country :( will I even make it?

See

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stop this at once!!

i live in the UK

these rare sips really rustle my jimmingtons, we only have white, orange, yellow here

you need to try black

still can't find them anywhere bros

>tfw mixing zero ultra with dr. pepper

>no crash like Coffee
why would that be the case? it's still caffeine.

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Maybe because it's from guarana? I don't know. I definitely crashed the first few times I sipped. Taking 200 mg of theanine beforehand helped.

Because you gulp coffee, but sip Monster. You can't crash when you sip.

Just tried Ultra Black for the first time yesterday, after sipping arizona energy a few hours earlier and popping an extenze because I like to be sexually frustrated to increase my workout.

It was entirely too much, was scared for a minute

>I like to be sexually frustrated to increase my workout
Laffin

Its grape/purple flavored, so its in blacker parts of towns. The only place in my town that has it is in the straight ghetto

I have no idea why that is. Honestly this stuff is amazing, I get rock hard erections now, my GF loves it. Oh btw, I didn't have a GF until I started sipping

we also have red

>tfw Veeky Forums's stupider members have been fooled by the Jews again

kek

Yeah I know it's a meme but the Zero Ultra white Monster is the best energy drink I've tasted. I've been through my fair share too, as with most other people on this board I assume.

White is the best though so you're safe

Am I weird for liking the way redbull tastes? Even regular unflavored redbull.

redbull me on daily sips, Veeky Forums

I had an orange sip with 0 calories during work.

It's much weaker than coffee or caffeine pills.

>tfw preorders are sold out at my 7/11 and I have to buy a raffle on eBay for like $50

>tfw used to get a sip every day on the way home from work
>put in freezer for bit and crack that shit open and fire up some BF4

iktf

ice cold sip best sip

The sugar free ones literally taste better.

>mfw reading how much sugar was actually in monster assault
>used to drink one every day
>52g in 473ml

>try a NOS
>drink a few sips
>disgusted
>get wierd craving for it later

Sipping Monster

>going to make it
>you

Pick one

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>you
>sipping monster

Pick two. And then pick one of pic related

>ultra pink

WHAT!

post rare sips NOW

>drinking inferior Jew knockoff

>bull semen

Must be a Swedish favorite

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>when the drink has calories

>not wanting the maximum bovine boost

Who the fuck do you think tren is for?

Austists who think a Polynesian fish finding forum cares about his bent neck photos

But calories are ENERGY, right?

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i used to love that stuff in uni, but I went back and tried it again and it tastes like drinking pure sugar.

grape NOS is really fucking good

>look at these "rare" sips goyim
>better buy them fast before they disappear you know

yeah they just dont make that bottle anymore and its unopened so its worth something i guess

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My boy!

sipboyz unite

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/pol/ was right

>ginseng
wat
does all monster sips have that?

You know it baby

Get dat ginko biblio shit inya as well

How is rehab compared to zero ultra?

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A little sweeter, a little more caffeine, but no satisfying *PSCHT* when you open it or clean finish when you sip it. 8/10 would sip again.

I used to drink regular Monster before I got /fit.
I moved on to Low Carb, then sugar free, then quit when I left college.
One day I bought the sugar free monster in white can. They are better. White, Yellow, Orange, Red, Blue, and Ultra Black are the best tasting energy drinks on the market and I have had just about everything else. Can't wait to try Purple honestly but I haven't seen it yet.

>sip boy detected

I drank 3 monsters today am I died?

I actually prefer Rehab to Zero Ultra. If you like tea at all, it's the way to go. The pink one is the best.

It's better than ultra zero for sipping on for hours at a time throughout your work day.

I believe it has 20 calories.

Why are these obvious shill threads allowed?

Mods are either stupid or lazy.

Overpriced, too much sugar, and tastes like shit without alcohol. Will give it to Red Bull though it is the only energy drink that tastes good with alcohol.

report and sage advertising threads, let's hope mods haven't abandon us

This shit has been going on for months, mods have abandoned us, or accepted a perpetual monster shilling thread as the new normal.

They aren't shill threads. Lurk more.

ITT

>how do you want your heart attack senpai? say no more.

360mg of caffiene

its alot but you probably have higer tolerance

A can of sips has less than half the caffeine of your average coffee.

caffeineinformer.com/monster-zero-ultra-energy-drink

Don't forget to renew your subscription to mom science magazine.

>151mg of caffeine

your average coffee has 300mg of caffeine?

Yeah these fags are out of there element.

mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/caffeine/art-20049372

Starbucks has the largest market share of coffee retail in the U.S. Their coffee ranges from 260 to 375 mg of caffeine per 16 ounces. Sips has 140 to 151 mg per 16 ounces.

caffeineinformer.com/the-complete-guide-to-starbucks-caffeine

Anyway, somebody was saying something retarded about heart attacks. Please go on.

Can you do math there lil buddy? Your source says 16 ounces of coffee woukd be 170-400mg. Average would thus presumably be 285mg. Average sips is 140. 140 is indeed less than half of 285.

Can I join, guys? Does this count as a sip? IT SAYS SO ON THE CAN.
It's kiwi melon green tea flavour so that's cool.

A LITERAL SIP