She wants to lose weight Veeky Forums dubs decide what the "secret" to losing weight fast it. No dumb shit like killing your family or anything of the sorts
Aokay
drink a gallon of milk a day and do starting strength
Stop eating so much.
8 scoops
zumba and squats
Tell her to tell her to tell her.
36 eggs a day. Every single day
assisted hip thrusts ;))))
Shot of apple cider vinegar to boost metabolism. No, you can't dilute it.
lots and lots of adderall
You gotta suck this dick and swallow.
bloodletting
lots of sex
A shot of Vinegar every night before bed
"ok but first I gotta see your nudes"
Squats x F on my dick
count her calories and do cardio once or twice a week
whey enema
You fuck. That was my idea!
lots of fucking, ill help you out if you can keep up
Eat less move more.
Every night before you go to sleep you must stand in a dark room and think thin privilege thoughts. After doing this you must say 5 times, increasing in volume each time, "Shrink"
After doing this for a month you will drop 1 pound a day until you stop the routine. Every time you want to lose more weight like this, you have to go through an entire month for you to start losing weight.
WINRAR
Gomad
this
Quads before dubs
Quads beat dubs
QUADS OF TRUTH
you have to have lots of sex winkyface
Well Veeky Forums? Dont stop now
"eat butter"
POST IT OP
lets fuck
That's a classic
idk maybe tell her what gomad is?
gallon of mango a day
Gag on my awesome dick
Give Oral to Me All Day
I need to see your nudes first ;)))
DNP + ECA stack
http:// boards.Veeky Forums.org/fit/thread/40682138
get rid of the space tho honey ;))
Go On, Move All Day
Veeky Forums
Gulp of Malk a Dey
Make a frog folder in your phone, okay? Text me when you're done.
Get Out More And Dance
>tfw I alway have great ideas
>tfw I never get dubs
Go on, masturbate all day
FUCKING ME
Get on my average dick
Gallon of margarine a day
oh shit this is a good one
p.s. lets hang out
Go Out (with) Me, A Date
EC stack with DNP
Go ahead and do it op
Rolling for this
Reroll
Just do kegels all day
rollin again
Is this the end?
Rerolling for this
Oh god too late user
>A U T I S M
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"Lol I'm just kidding don't be so touchy, ok here's the deal GOMAD stands for drinking milk instead of having a regular meal, you just drink a gallon of milk a day to lose weight. :)"
Christ, RIP user
this
*dont forget to eat squats and do oats
niggerdick flavored pudding
OP LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT
SAVE FACE, QUICK
Pls reply, I need to validate myself by texting random fatties and drinking the pain away. Also, nudes?
Pls respond. I enjoy texting fatasses for fun
Rerollan
Reroll
Alright.
Also shes not fat, she just thinks she is because her brother keepa calling her fat. Her ass mad phat though
See now you planned this all along
post pic of her ass
fucking pussy trying to save face
Reply "Just kidding, you're a subhuman piece of filth and I will never go out with you."
tell her jk you should kys
"Yeah for real, let's go get ice cream"
Kek not really.
I posted this entire conversation on an anime board you fat bitch
'Do you mind eating out? I love it *wink face*'
Or 'Do you have a big appetite? Cus Ive got a good mouthful for you'
yes of course frfr!!! but only if you swallow ;P ;P
Killing your family
reroll
No. Filth. You really think I would go on a date with you? *vanishes into the night*
Re rolling
lord bless this roll with a pair of holy dubs
Rolling for this
Re re roll
PRAISE KEK
Reroll
Re re re roll
Rolling is a lot like gambling
FUCK rerollan the reroll
"Haha no, i love traps. THEY ARE NOT GAY BTW"
Reroll^3 cmon get
4th times a charm
Re re re re roll
yes ive always loved you
Dont fail me now Kek
Yeah, since i'm so into fitness and it's always good to work out with a partner, lets make a thing of it, what do you say?