Aokay

She wants to lose weight Veeky Forums dubs decide what the "secret" to losing weight fast it. No dumb shit like killing your family or anything of the sorts

drink a gallon of milk a day and do starting strength

Stop eating so much.

8 scoops

zumba and squats

Tell her to tell her to tell her.

36 eggs a day. Every single day

assisted hip thrusts ;))))

Shot of apple cider vinegar to boost metabolism. No, you can't dilute it.

lots and lots of adderall

You gotta suck this dick and swallow.

bloodletting

lots of sex

A shot of Vinegar every night before bed

"ok but first I gotta see your nudes"

Squats x F on my dick

count her calories and do cardio once or twice a week

whey enema

You fuck. That was my idea!

lots of fucking, ill help you out if you can keep up

Eat less move more.

Every night before you go to sleep you must stand in a dark room and think thin privilege thoughts. After doing this you must say 5 times, increasing in volume each time, "Shrink"

After doing this for a month you will drop 1 pound a day until you stop the routine. Every time you want to lose more weight like this, you have to go through an entire month for you to start losing weight.

WINRAR

Gomad

this

Quads before dubs

Quads beat dubs

QUADS OF TRUTH

you have to have lots of sex winkyface

Well Veeky Forums? Dont stop now

"eat butter"

POST IT OP

lets fuck

That's a classic

idk maybe tell her what gomad is?

gallon of mango a day

Gag on my awesome dick

Give Oral to Me All Day

I need to see your nudes first ;)))

DNP + ECA stack

http:// boards.Veeky Forums.org/fit/thread/40682138

get rid of the space tho honey ;))

Go On, Move All Day

Veeky Forums

Gulp of Malk a Dey

Make a frog folder in your phone, okay? Text me when you're done.

Get Out More And Dance

>tfw I alway have great ideas
>tfw I never get dubs

Go on, masturbate all day

FUCKING ME

Get on my average dick

Gallon of margarine a day

oh shit this is a good one

p.s. lets hang out

Go Out (with) Me, A Date

EC stack with DNP

Go ahead and do it op

Rolling for this

Reroll

Just do kegels all day

rollin again

Is this the end?

Rerolling for this

Oh god too late user

>A U T I S M
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"Lol I'm just kidding don't be so touchy, ok here's the deal GOMAD stands for drinking milk instead of having a regular meal, you just drink a gallon of milk a day to lose weight. :)"

Christ, RIP user

this

*dont forget to eat squats and do oats

niggerdick flavored pudding

OP LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT

SAVE FACE, QUICK

Pls reply, I need to validate myself by texting random fatties and drinking the pain away. Also, nudes?

Pls respond. I enjoy texting fatasses for fun

Rerollan

Reroll

Alright.
Also shes not fat, she just thinks she is because her brother keepa calling her fat. Her ass mad phat though

See now you planned this all along

post pic of her ass

fucking pussy trying to save face

Reply "Just kidding, you're a subhuman piece of filth and I will never go out with you."

tell her jk you should kys

"Yeah for real, let's go get ice cream"

Kek not really.

I posted this entire conversation on an anime board you fat bitch

'Do you mind eating out? I love it *wink face*'

Or 'Do you have a big appetite? Cus Ive got a good mouthful for you'

yes of course frfr!!! but only if you swallow ;P ;P

Killing your family

reroll

No. Filth. You really think I would go on a date with you? *vanishes into the night*

Re rolling
lord bless this roll with a pair of holy dubs

Rolling for this

Re re roll
PRAISE KEK

Reroll

Re re re roll
Rolling is a lot like gambling

FUCK rerollan the reroll

"Haha no, i love traps. THEY ARE NOT GAY BTW"

Reroll^3 cmon get

4th times a charm

Re re re re roll

yes ive always loved you

Dont fail me now Kek

Yeah, since i'm so into fitness and it's always good to work out with a partner, lets make a thing of it, what do you say?