Has being Veeky Forums turned me into a douche?

has being Veeky Forums turned me into a douche?

>hanging out with cousins on vacation
>walking on the beach
>some girl catcalls me
>"Heeeeeeey"
>her friend hits her and they both laugh
>I go up to them and flex a cep
>"Hey"
>we talk for a bit and I end up with their numbers
>come back to cousins
>girl cushion (she's 18) thinks it's bullshit or that they gave me some fake number
>ok
>dial one of the numbers
>I can see the girl pick up her phone
>wave
>she waves back
>girl cussin says "whatever, I liked you better before the muscles"
>wat?
>I reply "I liked you better before you sucked dick, literally"
>laugh to myself
>bro cousin keks

did I do the right thing Veeky Forums?

Yes you did. Your cousin is a bitch who wants you to join her in her misery. Shes a gains goblin.

Your girl cousin thinks you're cute and was upset when you showed interest in another woman

I can tell because she's being a cunt for no reason

She's just jealous you won't fuck her.

>>I go up to them and flex a cep
you cant make this up, lmao

>"whatever, I liked you better before the muscles"
Who the fuck says that?

His cousin

why don't you just fuck your cousin?

Now let's not jump to conclusions here, it's 2017 cousins don't count as incest

I feel like your cousin really wants your D
Is she hot?

this, also great witty retort, you sound like the coolest kid on the playground.

someone post the pic of the dude who starter cep flexin

kind of funny op

I sperged out about it once actually and she looked at me weird

We have a sexual expirementation history but it fell off when we grew up and we don't talk about it anymore

Yes

She's almost a Stacy but she's into politics

I remember on a family dinner at her house she got me to watch this documentary with Bill Maher about religion. It was alright, the best part was the tits and getting stare at her ass because of the way she sat

She's weird about touching though, as in she doesn't like it

Idk she's just too complicated for me

post cousin

sounds like a special little snowflake

great thread

kill you'reself

post cussin

she wants the D no doubt mate, but maybe is better to stay away from her, she smells like trouble and superfluous drama

fuck her also post pic of your cousin

White People: The Thread

What shit frames

Your cousin wants your D and is mad jealous of those other sloots.
You should dick down your cousin.

Fuck her user

>>I go up to them and flex a cep
yo wtf is a cep?

a head

he walked up to someone and flexed his head? Does that mean making grimaces or something?

dick head you doof