>hanging out with cousins on vacation >walking on the beach >some girl catcalls me >"Heeeeeeey" >her friend hits her and they both laugh >I go up to them and flex a cep >"Hey" >we talk for a bit and I end up with their numbers >come back to cousins >girl cushion (she's 18) thinks it's bullshit or that they gave me some fake number >ok >dial one of the numbers >I can see the girl pick up her phone >wave >she waves back >girl cussin says "whatever, I liked you better before the muscles" >wat? >I reply "I liked you better before you sucked dick, literally" >laugh to myself >bro cousin keks
did I do the right thing Veeky Forums?
Brandon Peterson
Yes you did. Your cousin is a bitch who wants you to join her in her misery. Shes a gains goblin.
Easton Sanchez
Your girl cousin thinks you're cute and was upset when you showed interest in another woman
I can tell because she's being a cunt for no reason
Ayden Gray
She's just jealous you won't fuck her.
Evan Rodriguez
>>I go up to them and flex a cep you cant make this up, lmao
Parker Fisher
>"whatever, I liked you better before the muscles" Who the fuck says that?
James Allen
His cousin
Cameron Gomez
why don't you just fuck your cousin?
David Parker
Now let's not jump to conclusions here, it's 2017 cousins don't count as incest
Jose Jackson
I feel like your cousin really wants your D Is she hot?
Jason Edwards
this, also great witty retort, you sound like the coolest kid on the playground.
Benjamin Reyes
someone post the pic of the dude who starter cep flexin
Chase Roberts
kind of funny op
Chase Green
I sperged out about it once actually and she looked at me weird
We have a sexual expirementation history but it fell off when we grew up and we don't talk about it anymore
Yes
She's almost a Stacy but she's into politics
I remember on a family dinner at her house she got me to watch this documentary with Bill Maher about religion. It was alright, the best part was the tits and getting stare at her ass because of the way she sat
She's weird about touching though, as in she doesn't like it
Idk she's just too complicated for me
Jose Carter
post cousin
Aaron Gomez
sounds like a special little snowflake
Nolan Young
great thread
Benjamin Howard
kill you'reself
Ryan Murphy
post cussin
Juan James
she wants the D no doubt mate, but maybe is better to stay away from her, she smells like trouble and superfluous drama
Luke Campbell
fuck her also post pic of your cousin
Ethan Edwards
White People: The Thread
Gabriel Reed
What shit frames
Jack Brown
Your cousin wants your D and is mad jealous of those other sloots. You should dick down your cousin.
Isaiah Powell
Fuck her user
John Howard
>>I go up to them and flex a cep yo wtf is a cep?
Hunter Walker
a head
Nathan Clark
he walked up to someone and flexed his head? Does that mean making grimaces or something?